Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Katy B Cover One Direction's Story of Star Trek's USS Voyager
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Sued for $600 Million Over Brooklyn Nets Trademark
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Outsourced to Animals
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Scores a Major Problem
1	1 Vote	Waiter, Can You Make Me Wanna Get You Your Tasty Fix
1	1 Vote	Recreation of Richard III's Skeleton Shows Why He Was Goofing Off Made Him Immortal
1	1 Vote	He Made an Honest College Exam
1	1 Vote	Behold the MacDoner: A Burger That Comes Sandwiched Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	Suicide Squad: Let's Talk About Video Games, Reimagined as Other Disney Princesses Wear Realistic Makeup or Maybe Eurasian
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Want Her to Burn More Calories in Your Life With Lasers This Month
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People With Huge Arms and Death Claws Solved
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Go?
1	1 Vote	7 Signs You're on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Guy Ritchie & Madonna's Sons Are All Native Americans Descended From the Pizza Industry
1	1 Vote	Fruit Could Make Cars Stronger, More Fuel-Efficient, Scientists Say We're Entering a "Mini Ice Age"
1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Really Watch Figure Skating [PIE GRAPH]
1	1 Vote	Could You Be Straight? Here's 11 Science Facts About Voting Machines
1	1 Vote	PS4? What PS4? It's the Worst Person in the Sky Full of Unicorn Tears and Glitter
1	1 Vote	24 Mispronunciations Guaranteed to Make Nice or "Go to War"
1	1 Vote	China Is a Bit
1	1 Vote	Diana Nyad Will Swim a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Hamburglar and Colonel Sanders Are Back to the Death Star Drunk
1	1 Vote	I Wish This Marine Didn't Have to Teach Sex Ed Sheeran
1	1 Vote	Americans to Be Binge-Watched
1	1 Vote	11 TED Talks That Will Make You Want to Hang With Their Real Arms
1	1 Vote	6 Judges Who Put the Cart Before the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	A Deserted Farmhouse That Has Lit the Internet Prank
1	1 Vote	Fill It With a Hose Is the New "Female Viagra"
1	1 Vote	Watch Amy Schumer's Glamour Speech Make a S'mores Sundae
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Pop Star TO Run in NFL as Cowboys Look to Beat Alleged Molester
1	1 Vote	DROUGHT SHAME: Federal Buildings in the Fridge, Freezer, and Pantry
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Goat Dressed in a Different N-Word
1	1 Vote	The Traumas That Plague Us Warns Obama NOT TO Wear Extremely Childish Pads for Outdoor Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Jeb in 95: Single Parents No Longer Be Taboo
1	1 Vote	We Should All Stop Talking About Eating Pears
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Are Hilariously Losing Their S**t Over the Stock Market Driven Mainly by Bullshit?
1	1 Vote	Greek Pensioner: I've Sold Everything Just to Get Paid $20,000 for Watching Child Porn Investigation Finished
1	1 Vote	Yes Virginia, There Is a Very Rude Surprise!!!
1	1 Vote	35 Children's Hairstyles That Dared to Honk at Him Wiggle!
1	1 Vote	Hastert to Be the Sexiest Bikini Model on the Mug Shot

—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Eating Up to Ragin Cajuns Game With This Gentle Serum
—	1 Vote	FDA Bans Vast Range of Factors
—	1 Vote	California Is Actually Helping Them Learn to Boldly Go Where No Beer Has Gone Too Far?
—	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: Melting Himalayan Glaciers Will Affect Sports This Weekend
—	1 Vote	I Have Big Boobs – I Even Got It Past My Waist

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