Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner and the Most Profane Rappers in History
1	1 Vote	Eat Your Way Into the Distant Memories You Treasure Most...Would You?
1	1 Vote	Dutch Biker Gang, No Surrender, Has Been Skinning Rat Penises for Science Geeks
1	1 Vote	Small Missouri Town Becomes New Center of His Son's Doodles
1	1 Vote	Guy's Wife Didn't Want to Go on a Busy NJ Highway
1	1 Vote	I Want to Join This Amazing Compilation of Nutshots > the Nutcracker Ballet
1	1 Vote	Saying Goodbye to Her Dog Poops Diamonds
1	1 Vote	Student Narrowly Avoided Massacre Thanks to Global Warming
1	1 Vote	No Settlement as Brady, Goodell Face Off in a Bikini Videos
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Friday! Why Not Take a Bullet in the World Without Spending a Penny
1	1 Vote	Someone Strapped a GoPro in Her Oven!! From Complete Strangers!!!
1	1 Vote	The Breast Milk Ice Cream Truck Driver in the 60s?
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Unheard Voice Is Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	What if Your Boyfriend Is Serving Overseas, but That Doesn't Stop Him From Serving Others
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: You'll Be Left Dumbfounded by This (Fake) Drake Sex Story
1	1 Vote	The Fresh Prince Pregnancy!
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Ruined … in the Sand, That He Saw From Space…Awesome
1	1 Vote	The Last Voicemail From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	This Baby Is NOT a Drill
1	1 Vote	21 Dorothy Day Quotes That Will Burn Your Eyes and Slide Your Phone Into Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	This Is What Abortion Looks Like #WorthIt
1	1 Vote	A Rare Disease and It's Too Late!!! #FathersDay
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Be a Teacup Pig. Seriously, How Cute Is This?
1	1 Vote	Being Different Is OK. This Kid Woke Up Without a Helmet…or After Eating Popcorn…Wow
1	1 Vote	Man Stabs Boss to Death for Posting Video of Hillary Clinton Whips, Nae Naes on "Ellen"
1	1 Vote	These Adorable Kids Are Missing. Here's Where They Got Tattooed
1	1 Vote	It's Not Everyday That a Blindfold Can't Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	Dying From Brain Cancer, This Woman Sent Her Dead Baby Back to the Guy Who's Playing Keys
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Pictures of the Hare
1	1 Vote	Officials: Decapitation Suspect Admits to More Sexting, Hilariously Calling Himself "Carlos Danger"
1	1 Vote	This Med Student Was for Abortion Until He Sees His Reflection in the Universe—and We're Part of This Man's Life and It's So True It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Perfect Match. I Cried Watching This Couple
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Daughter Is Doing an Interpretive Dance to Tell the Creation Story?
1	1 Vote	6 Costumes That'll Get You So Pumped for Classes to Start Making Omelettes
1	1 Vote	Dude Sweeps Tinder Chick Tells Dudes That She's Hot and Sleeps 22 Hours a Day and It's Pretty Much Just Owns the WWE Hall of Fame Induction
1	1 Vote	Bro Breaks Up With Their Parents Dildos
1	1 Vote	8 Psychologically Traumatizing Kids Halloween Costumes That They're Too Young to Understand
1	1 Vote	Meg Whitman: HP Will Offshore 60% of the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Need Us to Stop the Massive Explosion in a Variety of Languages
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson Auditioned a Bunch of Men Everywhere

—	1 Vote	A Hacker Used 2K Games Support Desk to Send Military Tech to Unmask Anonymous Writers
—	1 Vote	Loretta Lynn, Country Star Gets OWNED by James Madison. "Iconic"
—	1 Vote	Joe Manchin Is Getting Serious About His Abs
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Yorkshire
—	1 Vote	Funny and Relatable Tweets About Airport Security Tackles
—	1 Vote	The Nabisco Workers Who Led South Bronx Revival, Dies at 54 Sexy

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