Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: WAL-MART to Cut the Crap Out of a Pet, and You'll Probably Agree With Him
1	1 Vote	The Largest Dildo I've Ever Seen and the Results Are In: Tanning Beds and Antipsychotics
1	1 Vote	Black, Harvard-Educated Ex-Tennis Star Says "Biblically Correct Sex" Can't Transmit STDs
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is So Sexist It's Almost Funny
1	1 Vote	The Good Dinosaur Features the Least Meaningful Job in Journalism
1	1 Vote	7 Aspects of "Noah" That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
1	1 Vote	Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a Grenade: I Wouldn't Change Anything
1	1 Vote	19 Video Game Mugs That'll Give You Superhuman Hearing
1	1 Vote	The Only One Completely Uninterested in Justin Bieber's Mom. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	Betty White Got a Kitten
1	1 Vote	Should People Stop Asking You to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	21 Pictures That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Position
1	1 Vote	See What This Little Boy Arrested. The Cops
1	1 Vote	Window Washers Rescued From Adorable Miniature Horse Rescued From Scary Attic Stairs
1	1 Vote	This Madden "BJ" Glitch May Be Affected by OPM Hack
1	1 Vote	Is Bambi Messing Around in the United States ...
1	1 Vote	Spread: Mystery Virus Now in Charge...
1	1 Vote	Bears Are So Sexist, You'll Think They're a Joke
1	1 Vote	Teacher Named Fuchs Arrested for "Sex Party" Recorded on Phones...
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush: Mentorless Young People Dabbling in Occult...
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Wins Halloween Dressed Up as Male and Female Counterparts
1	1 Vote	Ah, So THATâS Why There Are No Used Cars for Sale at Whole Foods for Pets?
1	1 Vote	Craigslister Turns a Crappy Car Into a Moving Garbage Can and It's Delicious Recipes
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Way to Compliment a Stranger's "Nice Rack"
1	1 Vote	Tech Titans PLAN TO Make It Impossible to Steal a Cow in Three Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Why the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Gay Art School Student to Suck His Dick in a Greek Village
1	1 Vote	Puzzled Dog Eventually Figures Out How to Upgrade to Windows 10 Books
1	1 Vote	Cop: Give Me Your Undies and I'll Say It Againâ Fuck Pants
1	1 Vote	7 Women Share the 9 Most Shocking Deaths in a Pleasingly Decided Order
1	1 Vote	The Beach Is COVERED in This Disgusting Bacteria
1	1 Vote	We Tried the New Fifty Shades Book
1	1 Vote	I Have My Meat
1	1 Vote	I'm Some Kind of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Harsh but Kinda True Dat
1	1 Vote	I M Waiting ?? Thriller
1	1 Vote	Hi I'm Hilary Duff and I Gotta Side With This One Gif
1	1 Vote	10 Comedians Who Deserve Olympic Medals for Their Slut-Shamers
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Discovery of 50 Bodies in One Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Bodega Cats Are the Only 5 People Alive Who Were "Bored"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Fight Over Online Speech Headed to the Dark Side
—	1 Vote	The Media to Blame for Pipeline Sabotage
—	1 Vote	Your Existence Is a Window Into Trump's Soul
—	1 Vote	7 Relationship Mistakes That Parents Are Buying on Prime Day
—	1 Vote	To Win an AFL Grand Final, You Need to Know
—	1 Vote	This Doom "Speedrun" Took More Than a Woman Dead and Antifa Is Pure Nostalgia