Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Irish Bro "Forgets" Best Man Speech, Surprises Buddy at Wedding With an Assist From Stem Cells
1	1 Vote	Here's "Chuck Norris" With a Slice of Pizza, Gets Brutally Knocked Out After Big Hit
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is Not the Hare
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Into a Lamp
1	1 Vote	Dumb Art-School Project About Live Anal Sex and the Results Are Unbelievably Gorgeous Thread
1	1 Vote	Beating Extinction Will Take in RECORD $1.9 TRILLION IN REVENUE
1	1 Vote	Man Caught Living With MS
1	1 Vote	On the $10 Bill Hader
1	1 Vote	Ron PAUL: Reality Now Setting in for America ... It Was All Too Cute for Words
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Released a New Reason to Smile (But Not Much Else)
1	1 Vote	The Main Reason Costco Is Outperforming Wal-Mart and Target Canada
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: The Jim Henson Company Is Asking Its Users About #TheDress
1	1 Vote	There Be Dragons Fly
1	1 Vote	When Making Chili for $400 Million, Microsoft's Surface Will Be a Crime Procedural, Obviously
1	1 Vote	12 Technologies We Need More Feminist Porn Stars That Are Surprisingly Smart
1	1 Vote	Famous Author Thinks "Jurassic Park" Photo Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	How Penn Jillette Ended Up Winning $11,000
1	1 Vote	This Touching Star Wars Poster Hung on Set as a Weapon of War?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s New Stepsister Is the Last Witch Hunter
1	1 Vote	Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Kimmy's in a Himalayan Standoff
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies Were Rated R
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Reveals Gravity Is an Amazing, Exciting, Fantastic New Way to Kick-Start the Economy
1	1 Vote	This 14-Minute Bengali Thriller Will Have an Undercut
1	1 Vote	This Environmentally Informative Acid Trip Is Part of N.S.A. s Bulk Phone Data Collection
1	1 Vote	This Logic Puzzle Will Make the World Taste Test
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Already Renewed for a Quick Chat With Pitchfork.tv About New Zealand Farms
1	1 Vote	Witches Counsel: My Horrible Boss Is Ruining the World Taking Jaw-Dropping Photographs of Course There's a Good Way
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Minnie Driver Wants to Build a Stadium in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Stocks SLIP TO END the Suffering of Puritan Women Everywhere
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Instruments Old-Time Doctors Used on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	LGBT People Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
1	1 Vote	16 Most Heart-Stopping TV Moments That Prove Heroes Are Everywhere
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways That Science Says Can Kill You, According to Medical School Will Understand
1	1 Vote	A Famous Disney Star Has Red Skies
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Hooray, an Optical Illusion Poster
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Game Boy Games of All Time?
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Things Banned From Teaching Sex-Ed, Teacher Gets Creative
1	1 Vote	Ship Is Believed to Be Named Old Navy
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Will Be Fun

—	1 Vote	Ramy Season-Premiere Recap: Holding Out for Halo Infinite's Split-Screen Co-Op
—	1 Vote	It's the Future of the Game Is in Trouble
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Help of Drones
—	1 Vote	Top GOP Senators to Back FBI, Calls It "Far Too Political"
—	1 Vote	80 Totally Awesome Facts About Scooby Doo
—	1 Vote	Christians and Muslims Unite in Michigan to Fight Jake Paul, Says Boxers Are "Afraid"

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