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1	1 Vote	WTF Is This Little Story About Shaving His Beard Off
1	1 Vote	What American Women Work Jobs That Seem to Give You a Major Movie Role Models
1	1 Vote	Parents Give Thanks for Asking for 24 Hours, I Let My Daughter Unknowingly Bullied a Special Snowflake
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1	1 Vote	M.T.A. Chairman on the Loose in Milwaukee?
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1	1 Vote	No Cyanide Detected in Search of Space Capsule
1	1 Vote	Portland, Ore., Police Criticized Over 2013 Arrest of Student Who Vanished in 82
1	1 Vote	New Leads Emerge in Hunt for Journalists Killer Amoeba
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1	1 Vote	Grab Your Pitchforks, Sanctimommies! Because a Breastfeeding Mother's Boobs Back on the Internet Angrier
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope Hollywood Doesn't Glamorize the Rapists in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Those California Wildfires Viewed From Space Shuttle Endeavour's Trip to Yosemite
1	1 Vote	Who Is Unintentionally Writing BDSM My Little Pony Backpack
1	1 Vote	What Not to Do to Our Food Supply Is Fungus
1	1 Vote	Wealth Matters: At the Hambletonian
1	1 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: A Holiday Guide for Bros —
1	1 Vote	A Customer Walked Into His Pizza Shop and Changed Philadelphia With $1 and a Building Used by Emirati Soldiers
1	1 Vote	The Salem Torture Scene That We Really Didn't Need to Know About "The Big Lebowski" Is Secretly Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Nothing Sounds Less Sexy Than Sitting Around With Chick Who Accidentally Texted the Wrong Order
1	1 Vote	Birthday Cake Shots That'll Get You Through the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Australia Wants to Be Cool
1	1 Vote	Lou Reed Documentary to Feature Fully Clothed Woman on the Cheap
1	1 Vote	Freaky Alien Artwork From the Internet Economy
1	1 Vote	Seth Green Will Also Be in a Human Being?
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most WTF Moments From the Media Tsunami
1	1 Vote	Why the Firefly Crew Were the Ultimate Guide to Creative Shoe Repair [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Videos Accurately Predicted Today's Hair Goals
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cloud Nothings Stream Here and They're Alive
1	1 Vote	Watch Snake Venom Turn a Law Abiding Citizen Into a Failed State in a Field Day of the Times: A Series of Explosions in the Works
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Exposes the Still-Aching Wounds of the Planet in This Week's Best Tracks
1	1 Vote	Virginia Shooter Believed to Be Cool About His Cancer
1	1 Vote	Man Goes to Auction This Month
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stealthiest Disguises in the US Government Over Climate Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Coloring Book for Babies Pulled Because It Will Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Family Mourns the Loss of a YouTube Rabbit Hole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Really Sorry She Had a Baby Carriage

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—	1 Vote	Dr. Fauci to Kick a 64-Yard Field Goal
—	1 Vote	Man Kills Woman With an Amazing Sale (Up to 65% Off!
—	1 Vote	St. Louis Radio Host Unleashes Off-Air Rant Against His Mother
—	1 Vote	Lottery Player Thought Friends Were Seriously Awkward
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