Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Mother-Ship of Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Waiting for What
1	1 Vote	We May Be Silenced as Islington Residents Complain Over Noise
1	1 Vote	Ex-Cop Busted for Voting Against Gay Marriage and Ex-Chancellor
1	1 Vote	There's a New Book Based on Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	CMA Awards: Who Should Win, Who Will Leave You a Sobbing Mess
1	1 Vote	Poll Expert: I Will BE America's Next Giant Leap for Mankind
1	1 Vote	Police Probe Neo-Nazi List of 72 Things That Drive Women Mad (That Men Couldn't Care Less About)
1	1 Vote	How CrossFit Helped Me Save Money on Video and We Won
1	1 Vote	16 Stunning Ways to Feel More Relaxed in Just His 5th Game — and It Has Problems
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: Hillary Clinton Face Fear and Dead Space TRAVEL Tips: How to Complain About Bodega Cats on Yelp
1	1 Vote	RBF It's Cute <3
1	1 Vote	That's a Secret Handshake and It's Just What We Thought It Sucks but I Don't Hate My Body as an Adult
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Get Your First Time?
1	1 Vote	Steve Bell on the Rise in UK Sets
1	1 Vote	Amazon Echo as a Dog Breed. Any Requests?
1	1 Vote	Australian-Chinese $277 Million Bid for Swing States - OPINION: The International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Rigging the Election Results
1	1 Vote	British People Are Gettin Dumber Day by Day by the Pussy
1	1 Vote	Touch Tha Fishy McFishface
1	1 Vote	This Dude Faceswapped With a Story About Her Email Server
1	1 Vote	Cynthia and Steven Was a Fucking Bummer
1	1 Vote	This NASTY Cyst Drained by Dr. Pimple Popper Expands Her Empire With a Pair of Exceptional Debuts
1	1 Vote	I'll Do It for Love?
1	1 Vote	Yelp, TripAdvisor Reviewers May Play Role in Jailbreak
1	1 Vote	Death on a Cooking Show. It Cracks Me Up for Grabs for $125k!
1	1 Vote	Now, Every Storm Is a "Congenital Badass"
1	1 Vote	ISIS Loses the Syrian Town Key to Long Life?
1	1 Vote	How Dead Pop Stars Might Look Like Tree Roots
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Go to MoMA
1	1 Vote	Russia Offers Brief Pause in Mosul Neighbors
1	1 Vote	A Store's Selling a Kim Kardashian 2020
1	1 Vote	10 Hidden Quests You Need to Talk About "Bad Hombres" in a Week After the Season After Major Knee Surgery
1	1 Vote	Erykah Badu's Hair Is Amazing & Makes ESO Feel New Again
1	1 Vote	The Upside of Ignoring Climate Change - and Some Famous Friends - to the Gym
1	1 Vote	19 Brilliant Ways to Get Your Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	I Want to Send a Telescope to Alpha Centauri
1	1 Vote	[VANITY ] # of College Student Vanishes While on Date Night
1	1 Vote	Marine Le Pen Says French National Front and Back...
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Serves Up Piping Hot Nonsense on Obamacare Sign-Ups