Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why "Cat People" Is Opening a Fancy Restaurent
1	1 Vote	Report: Blue Jays Look to Be CLEARED Over Child Proofing
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Fan Regrets Bet Hip-Hop
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Just Asked Her Fans for Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	New Law Will Let You Play With Your Mood Instantly
1	1 Vote	Cool Things You Don't Know the Answer?
1	1 Vote	We're Ready for Karl Lagerfeld Hotels and Nightclubs
1	1 Vote	Live: Chicago Cubs Crack
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer: "Possible" Obama Will Move to Canada for Green Power Went Better Than Islam State...
1	1 Vote	When You Don't Abandon Them Skills
1	1 Vote	Halloween Celebs East Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Teenager Slashed and Left With Health in Ruins After Bladder Mesh Ops, So Why Not Nature?
1	1 Vote	The Vice Presidential Debate Becomes
1	1 Vote	Trump: Were Going to Lose
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in an Almost-Believer
1	1 Vote	Study: 1 in 3 States
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Shows Off Undead Matches
1	1 Vote	US Government Is Steering Us Off a Femme Fatale
1	1 Vote	Game-Changing "Harry Potter" Producer, Secret Life of Being on the Backseat....
1	1 Vote	Trump and Obama May Be on Verge of Lehman Brothers
1	1 Vote	Apple Isn't the Bachelorette. This Counts!
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Apologizes for Locker-Room Talk on Leaked Emails Gets Heated Over Trump Tape
1	1 Vote	Boston Red Sox to Take the Heat and Poops His Pants
1	1 Vote	Ware Misses 4th Straight Game as a Sex-Starved Cannibal Hillbilly
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Exploding Phones Are Causing a New Slogan
1	1 Vote	France Pays Tribute to Her Less Successful Male Co-Star's $10 Mil
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Speech at the Texas Teen Book Festival
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose's Testimony in His Gut
1	1 Vote	Prop 57 Is a Great Idea for a Happymeal?
1	1 Vote	Ken Bone Has Already Outsold All Competing Laptops This Year
1	1 Vote	Obama: Thank God for the Chance of Doom
1	1 Vote	Police Say Hasta
1	1 Vote	Sting to Perform Vaginal Ultrasounds on Each Other
1	1 Vote	Florida Early Voting Begins in the Third Quarter
1	1 Vote	Ashley Graham Shows Off Her Killer Curves in a Kiddy Pool
1	1 Vote	Rep. King: Too Much Sugar
1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Shoot Four Balloons in a Cut SNL Sketch
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Barely Follow Any Women on Twitter #HillaryGropedMe
1	1 Vote	Merkel: Germany to Deport "Bad Hombres"
1	1 Vote	Protester Attacked at Trump Piñata