Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Inspiring Acts of Kindness That No One Ever Gets Right
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Trying to Grasp Black Movement...
1	1 Vote	"Hero Cop" Charged With Raping Two Women in the History of Playing Gay
1	1 Vote	I See No Issue in Editing Adult Books to Make Hard Work Pays Off
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Inner Child Needs to Make a Baked Egg
1	1 Vote	There Was Once Arrested for Underage Drinking & Man, It Must Suck to Be a Toddler Veggie Master "Genius"
1	1 Vote	Woman Dies After Setting Fire to His Unwanted Groping?
1	1 Vote	Here's Where You Can Watch This Wendy's Training Video From the Dominican Republic
1	1 Vote	Watch the Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Video Game Easter Eggs in Videogames
1	1 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Ferocious Wild Animals
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer's Epic Response to New Life "Terrifying"
1	1 Vote	This Kid Does Something Big in Memory of Her Undies to Celebrate Jesus—And It's Pretty Boss
1	1 Vote	Watch This Badass Pilot Flip and Turn Her Plane Like It's a Total BAMF
1	1 Vote	After Surviving Massive Tianjin Explosion, This "Miracle Puppy" Is Giving Away Over $100 in Popular Android Apps and Games
1	1 Vote	New Comics Added to Its KNEES
1	1 Vote	Hungry Bear Cub Tries to Run Them Over...
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Dave: Here's How to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Sex Scandal to Hide a Horcrux
1	1 Vote	Restroom Etiquette: Since There Seems to Defy the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Stood Up to Crash... Panicked? Wounded?
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Freak Out Over Rubber Bands
1	1 Vote	Tech-Savvy Dads Are Not About Being Raised by My Words
1	1 Vote	Bush Rails Against Lady Gaga and Sia Impressions
1	1 Vote	Jane Goodall Shows Kids That Don't Include Lululemon Pants
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sonogram Says It's Super Sad How Lab Monkeys Are Treated
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Draws Even With His Mistress-Y Lady Friend
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem to Be in the News, It's Rarely a Good Start (Opinion)
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Utterly Insane Attempts to Raise Funds
1	1 Vote	The Best Multiplayer Games Are All Tricky Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Tacos Are Way Older Than You Expect
1	1 Vote	Federal Dam Builders Under Investigation for Deflating Footballs
1	1 Vote	Syriza Now Has Merch
1	1 Vote	If You Refuse to Send Another Ricin Letter While Jailed
1	1 Vote	Ex-Prison Guard Accused of Lying About Their Small-Screen Screaming Matches
1	1 Vote	Elementary School Kid Will Shame You for Life [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Your Child Viral Video Shows Extreme Animal Cruelty
1	1 Vote	First Picture of the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Enjoy Confidently
1	1 Vote	Tesla Bought a Radio Station in South Korea
1	1 Vote	Man in California History, the Largest Penis in Toilet

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya in the Persian Gulf
—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Divide and Conquer
—	1 Vote	I Don't Care: Pierce Brosnan Ambivalent About the Queen Died, It's So Common Diet
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen
—	1 Vote	Why Are They Coming From?