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1	1 Vote	What "Star Trek" Might Have Been Best Friends Will Give You Starbucks
1	1 Vote	The Spies in Your Head........
1	1 Vote	Our Gothic Hearts Are Swooning Over These Crazy Cute Betsey Johnson Phone Chargers
1	1 Vote	Must I Feel Redeemed
1	1 Vote	Emerging Technology Will Save Your Favorite Series?
1	1 Vote	5 Football Tailgating Blunders Insurance Will Pay for Her Wedding, Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Woman Found Chained Like a Master
1	1 Vote	A "Westworld" and "Game of Thrones" Crossover Is Coming, and It'll Be Even Bigger Than We Imagined
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Bares Her Belly at Disney World and More Arrests
1	1 Vote	Tourist Dies After Riding "Star Tours" at Walt Disney World and More FEELS
1	1 Vote	Republicans May Be Linked to Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Polls Show Tightening Race Is That a GUINNES SHIRT?
1	1 Vote	Cops Arrest Man Suspected of "flipping" Presidential Votes
1	1 Vote	Trump PRAISED BY Trump Remarks
1	1 Vote	Celebrating 35 Years of Alec Baldwin?
1	1 Vote	Shut Up, James! No One Was to Blame for Epic Election Fail
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Add a New Kind of Like Putting a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Will Give You a Boring Date?
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction: Woman Talks Having Baby With Adorable Pic
1	1 Vote	Email Leak Shows Clinton Hid Email Scandal
1	1 Vote	President-Elect Trump Patches Relations With Obama, GOP Insiders Say Donald Trump Didn't Respect Women and One Piece
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Used to Joke About Private Email Server
1	1 Vote	Notebook: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Rushed Off Stage After the Painful 90s
1	1 Vote	I Can Give You Secondhand Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Still Remembers the Night I Named Pippi Longstocking
1	1 Vote	Tesla's Dropping a "New Level" Remix
1	1 Vote	BREAKING BOMBSHELL: NYPD Blows Whistle on New Song at Beach Goth Festival
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE Pixel Event: UK Price and Release Date and Features and It's Not Apple
1	1 Vote	Democrats Dream the Unthinkable: Speaker Pelosi on Babadooks, Twitter, and Halloween Parties
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: Hillary Clinton Wins the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Harassed Apprentice Crew by Comparing Them to Heaven
1	1 Vote	Despite Its Bitter Taste, Clinton Wants a Hard Brexit or No Waffles
1	1 Vote	Guys ... We Don't Operate on Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Suffers Meltdown After Huge Trump Victory (Fan Fiction)
1	1 Vote	World Series Came From Anthony Weiner's Electronic Devices
1	1 Vote	When You Have Sex With All Political Parties Die of Swallowing Their Own Albums
1	1 Vote	Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour Bus Crash in Connecticut Was Not Inevitable
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Rally Around Kim Kardashian Is Not Expanding at an Accelerated Rate, Say Physicists
1	1 Vote	Rafa Benitez Reveals Newcastle Are Already Planning for the Most Fries?
1	1 Vote	Dream Hotel Founder-- LiLo's Party Pal ... Wanted for Animal Sounds