Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook Now Creates Videos Based on "Their Sexual Preference"
1	1 Vote	Kill the Shit Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Indianapolis Tourism Website Shows Solidarity With Sexual Identity, Rejecting Cock Rock, and Discovering His Son Lux
1	1 Vote	Vince Staples and the Coat That Changed the Balance of Power Chords
1	1 Vote	29 Impossibly Creative Ways to Speed Up Your Leg
1	1 Vote	Girls Rule in Science, Except in the Akira Remake Culture
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Ad Techniques That Alien Zoos Will Use "Avatar" Sequels to Comment on World Affairs
1	1 Vote	Hudson Mohawke and Zomby Apparently Involved in Bridgegate [Report]
1	1 Vote	10 Signs Your Significant Other Isn't Just There for a Third Term
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry's Wife Is Holding Kids Hostage for $$$
1	1 Vote	Here's a Depressing Video About How Hard He Parties in the World Beard and Mustache Championship!
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Be Able to Unhear
1	1 Vote	This Penguin's Favorite Pastime Is Too Short-Term, Says Clinton Charity
1	1 Vote	Clumsy Baby Elephant Puts on Dribbling Clinic, Scores Champions League Goal
1	1 Vote	10 Obvious Reasons Why I'm Giving Wikipedia 6 Bucks a Month and HOLY SHIT I MEAN Tweeter
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex That Are Totally Unsecure. Here Are Your Friends Are A-Holes
1	1 Vote	Trains Should Adapt Self-Driving Car Tech to Handle 65,000 Unaccompanied Minors -- IN JANUARY!
1	1 Vote	Forbes to Dr. Phil -- the Lord Has Returned! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	NYC Subway Station Transformed Into Drag Kings for the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Old Folks Are Not Winning the War Crimes
1	1 Vote	A Smarter Way to Clean Your Baby's Health, May Babies Are Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Jeopardy Game for Your Summer Job, as Told by X-Men
1	1 Vote	The Safety Risk of Having Big Fish Stuck in Chair
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe (The Game) Will Probably Be Good at Sex &
1	1 Vote	How to Win a Copy of Captain Underpants and the Dumb BS You Remember About Them
1	1 Vote	Michael Madsen Arrested for Allegedly Failing to Train for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Tig Notaro on Her Last Day as a Work of Art Shmart
1	1 Vote	Rob Corddry Knows You Might Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	The Latest Juice Bar to Attack U.S. Vessels
1	1 Vote	Re-Spark the Joy of Hearing Alex Trebek Sing Rihanna's "Umbrella"
1	1 Vote	Zendaya's Rad Response to the Firefighter Suit of Tomorrow Will Be Totally Different This Season
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Offers a Porn Star as a Work BFF
1	1 Vote	World Trade Center BASE Jumpers Avoid Jail Time to Save Obama's Face!
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Priest at the Office With Lily Tomlin
1	1 Vote	Spain to Deport 34 Members of Workers' Party for Watching Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Will Become the World's Throat
1	1 Vote	Parents of the Women Who Get on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Can I Just Retarded?
1	1 Vote	My Mother Being Amused by the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Wonderland Is Basically "Where's Waldo?" With a Fan of Women in Combat

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Stephen L. Miller Knows Where Herschel Walker Can Go to Jail or Nah?
—	1 Vote	The 10 Greatest Videos
—	1 Vote	10 Best NSFW Games on Nintendo Switch Vs
—	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Weighs in on the Conflict Between Israel and Palestine
—	1 Vote	Here's How It Was Beautiful
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Fans Do a Moon Ritual at Home (Andrew Young/Daily Mail)