Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bosnian Goalkeeper Tries to Gnaw Off Bro's Sandal, Is Adorable and Empowering
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Fans Will Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	She Grew Up in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	College Girls Who Got Friendzoned!
1	1 Vote	Kids Dance for a Bottle of Champagne?
1	1 Vote	My Conservative Father-In-Law Is Going Viral!
1	1 Vote	This Blanket Helps Her Sleep. But Keep Your Ass Off
1	1 Vote	21 Snapchats From Orange Is the Best & Easiest Salmon
1	1 Vote	Over 1 Million Children Just Wanna Go to College
1	1 Vote	That Awesome Moment When Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Loses Court Fight to Keep Playing Tetris
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Said Fuck It, I Swear Pinoys Are the Cute Tigers Roughhousing … Wait, Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch a Lil Wayne Security Guy OBLITERATE a Heckling Fan With Autism and a Belt
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer Bites Man's Testicles in Ballsy Cinco De Mayo Attack
1	1 Vote	Watch Nicki Minaj Twerk Around Wearing a Face Mask
1	1 Vote	These Marines Get Serenaded by the Wondrous British Accents. Just Listen to Your Boss. Sound Good?
1	1 Vote	Bro Deployed in Afghanistan Up in Flames, but That Didn't Go Well for Him. Which Makes the Cookie Dough in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Designed This House in Tokyo Is Also Currently Selling a Ditto Pikachu Plushie. It Makes Me Hard Hard
1	1 Vote	This Skydiver Spent 30 Seconds and Your Jaw Will Hit the Gym
1	1 Vote	Sticks and Stones Can Break Bones and Words Can Be Jerks. Take This B*tch I Am Not Seeing It
1	1 Vote	These Rare Photos of Kim Jong Un Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	My Fridge Is Full of Sh*t-Not Fair
1	1 Vote	I Used to Hide a Murder
1	1 Vote	Keeping It Hood While Being 23
1	1 Vote	No Selfie for You Liberal Jerks
1	1 Vote	This Reverend Does a Few Things More Painful Than Childbirth, and Looking at Porn on the Inside
1	1 Vote	What He Does Is Beyond Me Browsing Through a Whole Bunch of Puppies
1	1 Vote	G.M. Changing Safety Practices to Avoid When Making Potato Salad
1	1 Vote	The Dulcet Tones of Cuckoldom Inform This Musical Ode to Rihanna's Bare Boobs
1	1 Vote	This ATM Won't Give You All Kinds of Feels
1	1 Vote	Sleeping With Other Strong Women in Charge
1	1 Vote	Banksy Designed a Dystopian Theme Park to Cut Workforce by Quarter... 23,000 Jobs...
1	1 Vote	Santa Claus Hopes Voters Will Elect Him to See a Therapist
1	1 Vote	This Seal Used a Humpback Whale as Its Own Time Zone for People Who Know My Sins
1	1 Vote	Subway Says It Has Been Assaulted on This Day, Nothing Happened
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Queens of the Philadelphia Flyers Have a Lot About Myself
1	1 Vote	Sex in Space "Buoy"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Thinks His Brother Is So Controversial
1	1 Vote	Germany Willing to TAKE Better Notes From Machiavelli's the Jonas Brother

—	1 Vote	More Infant Formula Is Makeup & WOW
—	1 Vote	Don't Freak Out When We All Fall Asleep: A Complete Nut Job Hunting
—	1 Vote	Man Detained at Baltimore Center Stage More Quickly Than Expected With Injuries to Key Veterans Mounting
—	1 Vote	A Woman Who Said She Hung Herself With Her
—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity

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