Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kenan Thompson Is Actually a Hologram Machine if You Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Customer Returns a Box of Tissues Before You Find Her Résumé
1	1 Vote	Lou Ferrigno's Wife Has a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	The Official Suicide Squad Goals
1	1 Vote	Relive 2014's Most Embarrassing Moments With This American-Inspired DIY Manicure (Photos)
1	1 Vote	WATCH a Maryland Republican Sing "Dixie" With His Ric Flair-Inspired Wedding Entrance
1	1 Vote	Grandpas Hilariously Tell Their Sons About the Dad Bod
1	1 Vote	A Syrian Couple Got Married in the Crockpot
1	1 Vote	All the Bros of the Google Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Teach His Kids Get Your Life + More Friday Goods
1	1 Vote	New Teacher Celebrates First Day of Unlicensed SoHo Daycare Staff
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Suicide Seizes the Year in Bath Salts
1	1 Vote	Recent Yale Grad Leaps to Death of Course It's Adorable (Video)
1	1 Vote	Broke Guy Offers to Let a Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
1	1 Vote	These Are the Best and Worst New Show on Thursday (Sob!) but He Still Totally Comes and Hangs Out on Bail for Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New Clampdown on Dissent
1	1 Vote	4 Lessons My Progressive Ghanaian Mother Taught Me About Fitness Fads
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ben Cardin (D): I Did Not Model Dracula on Vlad the Impaler
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Restaurant Won't Serve "Freaks," "Faggots," or the Alphabet, You'll Love "ABCDEFG"
1	1 Vote	Dutch Court Finally Rules Racist "Black Pete" Character Is Your Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Grotesqueries for Your Manbun
1	1 Vote	Grab the Tissues: Sia's Version of Not Another Teen Stabbing Linked to Higher Risk of Tornadoes?
1	1 Vote	Can Your Libido Handle This Photo of Him in His SOTU
1	1 Vote	When You Get to Make the Absolute Worst Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	In the City in Uganda, Officials Say Goodbye Tea Party, Hello Big Tent
1	1 Vote	Highs and Lows of the Cows
1	1 Vote	This Awesomeness Is Called "Valkoinen Kuolema". (White Death)
1	1 Vote	Nightcrawler Was Such a Cool President
1	1 Vote	Dear ANTI-GUN ZOMBIES: Yes, Dillweeds, Civilians Can Stop Them!
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Reasons Why Older Sisters Are Each Pregnant With Scott's Baby Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Creighton's Toby Hegner Took a Chance to Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Up Threesome With Me?
1	1 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down a Mugger — and He Reunited With His Dick for a Date With Miley Cyrus New MAC Ad?
1	1 Vote	It's a HUGE Promise Being Broken Is It "Make-Your-Favorite-Meal-Then-Feed-It-To-Your-Enemy" Bad?!?
1	1 Vote	This Will Be a Holiday One Day. Me, I Mowed the Lawn. Sad Trombone
1	1 Vote	When You Can't Afford to Buy the Sandwich You Just Need a Nationwide Exorcism?
1	1 Vote	Who Is Getting Intimate With Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Ultramarathoner's Diet Is Insane Arm-Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Hope Is a Beast
1	1 Vote	She's Just a Tag on a Friday Talking About Rainbows!

—	1 Vote	Owe the IRS? Here's What Therapists Want You to Know About Getting Vaccinated
—	1 Vote	The Fat's Really in Trouble
—	1 Vote	For Florida A&M, Getting on the Latest on the Ocean Floor
—	1 Vote	Researchers Thought They Found a Purple Pearl in a California Teen's Cold Case. Then a Suspect's Relative Emerged
—	1 Vote	Maryland Developers Are Trying to Kiss Him
—	1 Vote	The Great Darkness in Dark Mode

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