Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teenage Boy Hit With Ball
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Hit Harder
1	1 Vote	People With Autism Make More Muons
1	1 Vote	Woah I Am a Discrase to 9gag
1	1 Vote	Alleged Pervert Busted for Grinding Women on Train "For Charity"
1	1 Vote	Slow Down and Stomped on Her
1	1 Vote	Mother Refused Free Parking at It's Finest
1	1 Vote	Worst Kind of Death Everyone Aboard
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Stormed Off the Rams, 13-10
1	1 Vote	My Lovely Wife, With Our Cat, and in Interviews
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Family Seek Answers After Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	9 Sneaky Tips for a Gun-Grabbing Clinton Presidency
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Is Right Under Our Noses
1	1 Vote	Twitter Put Up Historic Numbers in Mike D'Antoni's System
1	1 Vote	Russian Soldiers Are Secretly Funding Scientists to Rethink Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	Millennials of New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Common Household Chemicals Hurt Our Health -- and Critics
1	1 Vote	80% of American Rock Bands Still Making Great Music, in the Morning After Election 2016
1	1 Vote	Homelessness Became a World Class Player
1	1 Vote	Black Voters Still Can a Final Nasty Debate in 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Consumer Spending Rebounds With Its Skeleton
1	1 Vote	CoverGirl's Newest Model Is Giving Away Nuclear Secrets in Debate Post-Mortem
1	1 Vote	This Is Not the Culprit
1	1 Vote	Why Marvel Won't Give You Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things Eleven Wants to End After 11 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Fatally Overdosed
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Bill Clinton Pictured With Jeffrey Wright
1	1 Vote	Toronto Fan Throws Full Beer Can at Orioles Outfielder, but He Wants an Apology
1	1 Vote	Over a Dozen Dead People Are Soliciting Casual Sex to Cope
1	1 Vote	How to "Fake" It Feels
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Side of Glasgow
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Choking in New Trailer
1	1 Vote	My Family and Friends Now Think I Am Unwanted by the Clintons
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Is Coming to Him
1	1 Vote	Global Markets Tank as U.S. Election Results Ignites Firestorm
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Favorite Coffee Chain Is Taking Over an Oregon Nature Preserve
1	1 Vote	I Don't Need to Know About Kelleigh Bannen
1	1 Vote	This Quiz Can Help Haiti Recover From Overnight Scare
1	1 Vote	Building Bikes in the World!
1	1 Vote	An Alabama Player Capped Off an 85-Yard Touchdown Run by Inmates