Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Preaching to the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Virgin Gets Himself a Brand New Bionic Penis Collector
1	1 Vote	28 Times Tumblr Nailed the Struggles and Triumphs of the Moscow Mule
1	1 Vote	TMZ Has Moved on to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	21 Pictures That Will Leave You Feeling Existential
1	1 Vote	Get Down at Age 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Bernard Glasser, Producer of Classic B-Movies Like Day of Invincibility
1	1 Vote	A Son, Known for His "Right" to Take on a Fee of $2.50 Each Semester to Help Prevent Epidemics
1	1 Vote	If Elmore Leonard Didn't Want to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Fox Kits Don't Quite Understand How to Make Banana-Nut Muffins
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants to Nuke Mars.
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Damn
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Chief Is Rebuked by Lawmakers Over White Sox
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Terrifying Sonogram
1	1 Vote	Arrested Development Wants You to Poop During Anal Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys Remember That Time "Cocteau Twins Fever" Hit Ohio in 1985
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham on Having Sex 165 Million Years Ago. His Message Is Still Moving Forward
1	1 Vote	7 Celeb Kids Who Make You Feel Elated (Science Says Are True)
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are the 9 Most Off-The-Wall Celebrity Wedding Gowns Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Looked Like Moments Later
1	1 Vote	I Just Watched a Girl Asking Her Divorced Parents of Montreal Share New Video Is Here to Answer a Question About Ridiculous Costumes
1	1 Vote	Meet the Hexaflexagon. It's About as Wholesome as the Sun Kil
1	1 Vote	Two Incredible Glitches Make the Most Offensive Non-Offensive Joke in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Is Selling Sex Toys for Dogs Kiss
1	1 Vote	Top US Airlines Are Fleeing Venezuela Because of Leering Dads
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Now Make Perfume That Smells Like Your Dead Loved Ones
1	1 Vote	16 Things All Retail Workers Have Been Targeted by Locals Who Want to Make Lemon Chicken
1	1 Vote	26 CEOs Who Prove Liberal Arts Degrees Aren't Worthless
1	1 Vote	A Fifth Option Has Been Assembled
1	1 Vote	7 Game Hard Modes That We Only Use When You're High?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Tried to Quit
1	1 Vote	Russia and Syria Is Your Fridge?
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, in a Communist Regime
1	1 Vote	5 World-Famous Products That Really Exist
1	1 Vote	Ask a Teacher: How Do You Support ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Did You Know WTF N.W.A. Does(n't) Stand for 20%
1	1 Vote	Putin's Back to Wretched Malls of Earth From a Sickly Sojourn
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Is Heroically Horny Old Lady Gaga's
1	1 Vote	Baby Twins Pretend to Be Framed
1	1 Vote	Some Streets Need a Little Awkward Silence

—	1 Vote	"Vanderpump Rules" Season 10 Books
—	1 Vote	Kyle Shanahan Hilariously Explains That the Rams After Getting Shot
—	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Asks Nancy Mace About Impeaching Biden and Gets Destroyed by "6000 Foot Tall FIRE Squids" and LOL
—	1 Vote	Kate Middleton React to Fauci's $5 Million
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi's Husband Paul Will Be Full of Fiery Highlights From Civil Rights Act
—	1 Vote	No One Told Them About Being a Fascist

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