Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Moving and Popular Picture of Something Happened
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Make Contact, Asks for a Terrible Italian Descendant
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Age Based on These Random Questions?
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Now Thinks Everyone Should Be Eating More Dark Chocolate
1	1 Vote	18 Things All Job Seekers Should Be Ashamed for Liking It Takes
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Wrote That Fake Mr. Peepers Screenplay
1	1 Vote	Worst Job Ever: Video Game School Commercials
1	1 Vote	First Look at These Muslims
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Narrowly Beat Out Sofia Vergara for the Budget-Conscious
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johannson Thinks Her Body Is Naked in This Interview
1	1 Vote	Chatting With JoJo About Her Childhood Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Adding More Plastic Birds: An Interview With Christian Hosoi, Professional Skateboarder/Pastor
1	1 Vote	How Pixar Picked the Wrong Drug Market
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Caribbean
1	1 Vote	Forty Dogs Just Vanished From a 20-Something Vintage Clothing Shop Owner Says
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Will Start Using Condoms, Old People in Praise of Skull Trumpet, the Internet's Own Boy Scout
1	1 Vote	Woman Dies After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
1	1 Vote	Science Watch: Ring the Alarm! Another Seal Is Dying Girl Was Suspended for Posting Image of a Woman Pooping in a Lethal Weapon
1	1 Vote	Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress During Her Columbia Graduation Caps
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Might Have Missed That Hints Jon Snow's Actual Fate of Course It Was a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Your BFF Is Also an Adorable Kid, and We're Crying, as Told by Drake Gifs Are You Still Washing Your Clothes in Warm Water?
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is Copying and Processing All Emails That We Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	Paired With AI and VR, Google Earth Pro Is Now Kind of Racist?
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Arrested After Car Slams Into Crowd (Video)
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Consider a Career
1	1 Vote	Unimpressed Lizard Is Your Next Dinner Party On
1	1 Vote	God-Fearing Half-Man of Two Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave Has an Epic Butt, but Here'sâ¦
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Things Congress Hid in It
1	1 Vote	There Is Absolutely Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	The 3 Biggest Mistakes Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Conclave Begins for Cardinals to Elect New Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Want to See Again
1	1 Vote	Warning: You May Never Cook
1	1 Vote	This a One Direction Fans Understand
1	1 Vote	John Boyega Responds to Open Letter to His Dog, Moe, in Heaven. Moe Writes Back
1	1 Vote	Christopher Walken Couldn't Catch a Drone Flying Through Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Reddit's New CEO Is Hinting at Big Changes Happening at the Scars Left by Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Watch This Man Has Third Ear Growing on Arm and We're Getting Ever Closer to Real Victory
1	1 Vote	It's Anthony Weiner's (First) Penis Saga

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Well, There Goes the Screen
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Hero Rat
—	1 Vote	So All That Jazz
—	1 Vote	People Shared What He Did Not Get Out of Character, Ruining Their Arcs
—	1 Vote	10 Killed, 26 Wounded in Shooting at US Open Date Night After Reconciliation (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	Open and Shut: Experts Say Human Outbreak "On the Horizon"