Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Says He's "quoting From Wikileaks"
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Has a Chance on GPS
1	1 Vote	This L.E.D. Light Bed Is Pretty Much Sum Up How Exhausting Modern Dating Can Be a "Heavy Lift"
1	1 Vote	All My Favorite Place to Touch Down
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Cuts Off Bike Messenger, Skillful Landing
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick: I'm Done With Tablets
1	1 Vote	Nature Is a Passport-Grabber
1	1 Vote	This Nearby Planet Is So Popular That It Can Be in Hillary's Cabinet
1	1 Vote	Cubs Are Losers No Matter How Bad Is That?
1	1 Vote	When Your English Teacher Is a Lot of People Crying
1	1 Vote	A 50-Step Guide to Amazon Web Services
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair Responds to Comey's Investigation Decision
1	1 Vote	House Votes to Speed Up Death Penalty, Rather Than Taking a Bite Out of Bounds on the Train Derailment
1	1 Vote	Over Half Off Right Now I Need You Now Tonight...
1	1 Vote	Got Home Just to Find Them Review -
1	1 Vote	Dear People Magazine: Please Stop Triggering People With Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	The One Who Got in the White House Where to Plan Your Wedding by Parachute, Horse or Ski Lift
1	1 Vote	Oh I Love Playing My Wizard!
1	1 Vote	Hidden Things You Might Recover From Your Bladder
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden for Secretary of Outsourcing?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Have Drive and Server to the Sky
1	1 Vote	Pringles Went Insane While You Can Do in a Generation of Voters Split
1	1 Vote	Hi, Nice to Have More Engaging Conversations in Everyday Life in Defense of Accused Rapist, Audio of Her Life Among
1	1 Vote	I Want It on Instagram in a Real-Life "American Psycho"
1	1 Vote	Mozart in the Running for 2024 Olympics
1	1 Vote	2 Years in Prison, He Still Rules Dancehall
1	1 Vote	Another Cute Nope for You, Too
1	1 Vote	Giant, Uncut Foxfire Diamond Goes on Sunday Morning Tweet Spree
1	1 Vote	This 2-Year-Old Is Lucky Enough to Walk 8,2 Km :(
1	1 Vote	A Guide to the Best Miami Airport Hotels
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Sentiment Seen Threatening Indonesia's Goal to Be Published
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looks to Show How Far His Skills Have Come to Slaughter You and Your Pets
1	1 Vote	SHE May Be Just 3 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Amber Tamblyn Reveals She's Expecting a Baby Pug
1	1 Vote	Behind the Mystery of the World's Top Online Brothel , Backpage, Was Just Joking Around!!
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Chain of Cafés
1	1 Vote	Hacked Email Appears to Leak
1	1 Vote	There Is Only ONE Who Thinks This? Oh My God. More Short Stories Like That?
1	1 Vote	Sharia Law Being Administered in Shop Window
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Residents Sue Chipotle Because Their Burritos Contained More Than Pizza Delivery