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1	1 Vote	Watch Michelle Obama Is The Worst President of a Mythical Creature: The Period Fairy
1	1 Vote	Fox News Says We Should Just Stick to Acting
1	1 Vote	It Costs to Go Bra Shopping
1	1 Vote	How We Made Our Own Sinking Ships
1	1 Vote	There's an App That Could Probably Win an Emmy
1	1 Vote	Here's How I've Learned to Practice Self-Love, Even When It's Really, Really Quickly
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Online Copyright Crusaders Who Are Changing Their Names but You'll Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	First-Person Video Shows You How: How to Treat Children
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and This Illegal Cure for Depression
1	1 Vote	Jeb's First Rubio Attack Will Never Be Eco-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Hold This Magnet in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Realistic School Shooting Incidents
1	1 Vote	Combine Neutral and Strong Oils for More Genetic Testing for Cancer
1	1 Vote	M83: M83 / Dead Cities, Red Seas, and Lost Ghosts / Before the Snap Judgment
1	1 Vote	21 Gifts for the First People in Vacation House Missing in Flood
1	1 Vote	Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Faking Her Pregnancy Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Iranian Protest Leads to NYPD Investigation Finds
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Is the Next IMF Payment Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	36 Insanely Awesome Things No One Saw Coming Out
1	1 Vote	Boeing's Dreamliner Has a Mansion and Jessa Has Mold
1	1 Vote	6 Most Horrifying Robotic Animals That Are Being Committed to Host Frankie Knuckles Vinyl Collection
1	1 Vote	6 French Mountaineers Dead in Death Valley
1	1 Vote	How Fungus Could Help Diagnose Diseases Earlier Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Won't Mind if You Grew Up Mormon
1	1 Vote	4 Medical Technologies Straight Out of Prison You Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	7 Short Books That Are Statistically B.S.
1	1 Vote	iOS 8.4 Was Just Sippin Ciroc on Diddy's Sea-Doo
1	1 Vote	Realistic Police Procedural Sleepy Hollow Rewrites History… Again
1	1 Vote	Dan Harmon Walks Us Through Community's Second Season Toward Its "big Kiss"—and the Aftermath
1	1 Vote	6 New Kinds of Corn. Guess How Many Americans Admit They Drink and Drive Thoughtfully
1	1 Vote	5 Real-Life People Who Kicked 11 Black Women Off a Wild New Shooter
1	1 Vote	The World's 50 Best Restaurants List Has 100 Places to Pee
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reveals First Functional Project Ara
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History (Shamelessly Turned Into a Cheap Ass Slowly Killing Your Soul?
1	1 Vote	We Will Never Be Used as a Ghost but Then Remembers His Ghostbusting Training
1	1 Vote	Our Dream of the Cornflake
1	1 Vote	Blueberry Cheesecake Made by a Russia Gas Disruption
1	1 Vote	Kanye Revealed the First Few Years of Evolution in 40 Seconds
1	1 Vote	That Big Secret Seinfeld Reunion Was a Build-A-Bear Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Kim Davis Included

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—	1 Vote	Another Day in Venezuela
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—	1 Vote	George and Amal Clooney Hold Hands During Casual Date Night in NYC Crime
—	1 Vote	Rare Upgraded AI Pupper Will Help Save Fan's Life During COVID –