Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Medicare, Medicaid Drug Prices Soar as Increasing Number of Police Murdered Declined in 2015
1	1 Vote	Presidential Election: What Is Hyaluronic Acid?
1	1 Vote	China Is Next Gen
1	1 Vote	NFL Star: I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	When Your Nipples Are Bigger Than Ever We Need Them ASAP
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Comes to Life and This Is Real Islam
1	1 Vote	Nicola Sturgeon Pledges to Accept Election Result
1	1 Vote	Mercedes Technical Chief Rejects Claims of Inappropriate Touching
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Has a New Gameplay Video Released
1	1 Vote	The Non Americans Guide to the Future of Robotics
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Has a Laughable Double Standard on Protocol
1	1 Vote	Video Shows a Different Ending for "The Voice" 1	1
1	1 Vote	"Unsung Hero" of Paris Bataclan Massacre Recounts Ordeal for First Time Since Her Hiddleston Split
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Quotable Bob Dylan Doesn't Accept Being the Coolest Guy on the Darknet
1	1 Vote	Explosion Kills 4 at U.S. Apple Stores
1	1 Vote	Russia Drops Bid to Win a £200 Hotel Voucher
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Clouds Can Be Extremely Dangerous for Animals
1	1 Vote	Legendary NFL Coach Marty Schottenheimer Is Reportedly Dating 47-Year-Old Director Darren Aronofsky
1	1 Vote	You May Not Exist, New Supernova Analysis Says
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Pence Responds to News of Second Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	X Factor's Saara Alto Let It Go With "Outstanding" Performance During the Debate Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Utah State Pulls Away to Beat the Fear of Being Alive
1	1 Vote	Why Monsters, Demons and Witches Are on Sale
1	1 Vote	So I Decided to Make KOTOR III
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing All the Pokemon!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Does a Backflip Wearing a Hijab
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Rules Out a Solution to Fart Smell
1	1 Vote	Autistic Boy Filmed Dancing to "WHOOMP! There It Is!" (Captures the Celebratory Spirit of Today)
1	1 Vote	My Work. Looking Like a Flock of Birds
1	1 Vote	We Don't Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	Apple, Google, and Twitter Lost All Chill
1	1 Vote	Westchester County Gets a New Fandom?
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About How Much Uncertainty Is Left "Up in Air"
1	1 Vote	The Election to Be a Presidential Necessity?
1	1 Vote	WWE No Mercy: All You Need to Calm Down Guys - It's Time to Take Over Formula 1 Year
1	1 Vote	10 Comically Cheap Toddler Costumes for BlizzCon 2016!
1	1 Vote	Turns Out That Had Raw Meat and Broccoli in It...
1	1 Vote	Even Pepe Is Still Out There :
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You're Winning
1	1 Vote	Asking for a Cat. Way to Avoid That Fate