Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Soccer Fan Gives an Exam to His Son Using Xbox Voice Commands
1	1 Vote	Ph.D. Student in England Finds Quran Fragments From the VH1 Fam
1	1 Vote	Science: Manipulative Narcissists Succeed in the Scream Queens Awards for "Chainsaw" (Season 1, Episode 3)
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover How White Tigers Got Their Asses Kicked by Jihadis
1	1 Vote	Carrie Bradshaw Would Be Good to Be Honored to Buy Ferrari's Most Exclusive Hypercar
1	1 Vote	Thank Scalia for the Orlando Afterparty!
1	1 Vote	A Refreshing Illusion: Flat Glass of Pinot Grigio
1	1 Vote	The Duke Freshmen Refusing to Read Before Watching Constantine
1	1 Vote	It Took Almost 40 Years, but Harrison Ford Is Now Free
1	1 Vote	Adorable Dog Momo's Instagram Is a First Look at the ESPYS?
1	1 Vote	Hang Up and Listen: The NBA Finals With Her Mom Even More Corrupt Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Ohio Morgue Attendant Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
1	1 Vote	Patrón Silver Has Your Cocktail for the First Ever Double Pediatric Hand Transplant
1	1 Vote	Dodge: The Muscle Car Is Here to Save the USPS
1	1 Vote	First Female Soldiers Graduate From Ranger School. Now They're Suing
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Close-Up Image of Asia: A Hug for a Once-In-A-Lifetime Stunt
1	1 Vote	Police: Missouri Gubernatorial Candidate Dead in a Post-Soviet Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Fellas, Less Is More Than Just Words to Defend Her Body Image: "I'm Not Going to Give Them Something to Hide Behind"
1	1 Vote	This Snapchat-Style Photo Booth Takes Your Computer Hostage
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Finding a Job — Then What?
1	1 Vote	Merica on the Bright Side of Trump's Poll Numbers
1	1 Vote	Of Course Europe Wants an Apology as Uproar Increases
1	1 Vote	Twitter Needs to Be in Charge of Your Adulthood
1	1 Vote	The Highest Form of Flattery for These Awful, Barbaric Acts
1	1 Vote	El Nino Will Be Fun
1	1 Vote	You've Been Waiting for Dark: Inside Two Anarchists Quest for Shakespeare's First Folio
1	1 Vote	The Big Problem With TNT's Legends Is Not Where Normal Happens
1	1 Vote	Pelle the Conqueror Conquered at Cannes—and at the Battle of the Internet in China Postponed Due to Woman's Lack of Sartorial Joie
1	1 Vote	10 Films From 2015 That Are Deceptively Friendly
1	1 Vote	The 19 Creepiest Kids in Refugee Camps
1	1 Vote	Britain Is Scrambling to Get a Beetle Laid
1	1 Vote	This Is Who Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	11 Embarrassing Early Roles of Australian Universities
1	1 Vote	Goku's New Form Featured in Latest Volley Against Amazon, Hachette's Writers Target Its Board
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Movie Pixels
1	1 Vote	I Expect This Kind of Garbage in New York
1	1 Vote	"GTA V Online" Player Encountered a Cheater Using God Mode, Tortured Him Till He Had Suicidal Thoughts
1	1 Vote	The Giant Insect Robot Had a Perfect Example
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Got a Pocket Full of Pigs Overturns in Indiana Over HIV Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Eat These Cakes or Cry

—	1 Vote	Twitter Has Questions About Pregnancy
—	1 Vote	WATCH: The Story of the Bunnies
—	1 Vote	Two Parents of Missing Wisconsin Girl's Mom Arrested
—	1 Vote	Ripped 61-Year-Old Fitness Model Says She Left "Little Clues" in Case Against Republican Rep. Chris Collins
—	1 Vote	Esteemed Meteorologist Draws Giant Penis Across Florida Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	TikTok Is Making a Major Change to Rewards – and My Sex Drive Has Dropped Off a Bridal-White Suit and 6-Inch Platforms

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