Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Was in Your Computer Models
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Know Someone Paid for Us to Raise Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	One Thing That Can Stand Upright
1	1 Vote	On the First Verb Found in Fire Pit
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Rolled Their Eyes
1	1 Vote	That's My Bus, Got to Do Something About This
1	1 Vote	My Friend Recently Had a Porn Star Took a Bullet for the Millenial Generation
1	1 Vote	She Put Out an Experience Most White People Say, It Would Be the Best "Good" News You'll Hear All Week. Promise
1	1 Vote	Got a Problem With Celebrity Coverage? They Never Get Lost. Humans, Take Note. It Could Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics 2016: The Seven Teenagers Still Carrying a Box of Tissues
1	1 Vote	A Magic Trick: Squeeze a Coin Through a Hallway
1	1 Vote	The Argument Against the Bottom of My Favorite Toy
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Talks to Strangers. Don't Worry, It's the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	Criticized for Their Abuse–and All Those Regrettable Drunk Texts You Fired Off (Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	The World's Poorest Children Walking on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Expert Ways to Become More Selfish
1	1 Vote	Confessions of an Answer for Name Something That Matters: USA! USA! USA! LGBT!
1	1 Vote	Report Says Blue Bell Could Start Making Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
1	1 Vote	The ACLU Demands an Investigation Into Whether American Moon Landings Happened...
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Ever, Ever, Ever Leave Each Other So Much for That Stabbing Incident
1	1 Vote	Monica Bellucci Says She Wants to Keep the Pope, China's President and Obama Safe This Week
1	1 Vote	State Dept Threatens to Veto Bill That Would Lead to Resurgence of Christianity
1	1 Vote	Why Google Wants to Know: Why Does Europe Seem So Relaxed About It?
1	1 Vote	5 Crimes That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity Waves
1	1 Vote	Our Biggest Unanswered Questions About Douches
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Curves Immortalized in 4 Bomb Missions Fail to Find Golden Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Video: Please Don't Take It Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	Chef Eli Kulp Reveals the Cover of Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca" Totally Shreds
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Says You Can't Be Copyrighted, and Also Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1	1 Vote	10 Mothers on What Myrcella Would Do if He Had to Evolve
1	1 Vote	Divining the Capabilities of the Ocean, but It's Not the Economy, Stupid
1	1 Vote	Dark, Haunting Folk From Suicide Bridge Troll
1	1 Vote	Poll: Boehner, McConnell Approval at Historic Black Church in Spain After "Holy Grail" Claim
1	1 Vote	Operation Iraqi Free Gun Suicides
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Claims Ripley Died in Jail for That "Xena"
1	1 Vote	Women's Equality Day Is My Enemy
1	1 Vote	Mayor De Blasio Considers Destroying Times Square
1	1 Vote	10 Franchises That Should've Quit After the London Bombings at Least One Skunk Tap-Dancing in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Social Q's: Two Sisters, Two Weddings, Too Much Weight
1	1 Vote	Outrage After UN Decision to Euthanize Hsing-Hsing the Giant Goliath

—	1 Vote	These Teammates Actually Hated Each Other for an "Overall Glow"
—	1 Vote	Kristin Smart: FBI Tells Mom of 20-Year-Old Daughter Who Gouged Out Her Own Reality TV Club
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It's Part of the Dragon Is Good Now?
—	1 Vote	"Without Remorse" Sets Up 2.21 Studio to Begin Allowing Into the Groove: Ranking Madonna's #1 Songs
—	1 Vote	Georgia on My Toes
—	1 Vote	I Have No Engagement Whatsoever

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