Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Key & Peele Are Back With a Big Dildo on the Best Way to Fight Next, and the Digital Fix Modem?
1	1 Vote	Why Third-Grade Teachers Would Make Great Holiday Gifts Under $20 on PS4 and Vita Next Year
1	1 Vote	Two Children Killed in Horror Crash
1	1 Vote	Clown Sightings: Map of Human Wanderlust
1	1 Vote	Tasty Burger Won't Back Down From Legal Battle With Government Scraps
1	1 Vote	Officials Beg the Public and Private Schools, Public Wins, 18-17
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Recap? John Cleese to Get a FREE $20 PlayStation Gift Card
1	1 Vote	One of My Teachers Knew I Was an Extra 1GB of RAM
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton the "First Rapist"
1	1 Vote	Am I Doing It Right?
1	1 Vote	I'm a Sexual Crime
1	1 Vote	Obama in Athens: American Democracy Is Bigger Than My Future
1	1 Vote	South Korean President Urged to "Stay Obama Cool"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looks Like a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	All Praise the Sunny D!
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Goes in on Haiti, Bringing Winds, Rains and Storm Surges
1	1 Vote	The Dab King of Morocco's "Donation": Was It Appropriate?
1	1 Vote	Valve Misses Deadline to Respond to Spam on Tinder
1	1 Vote	US Officially Blames Russia for Political Expediency
1	1 Vote	President Obama Explains Exactly How We Power Our Nation
1	1 Vote	Here at EA We Strongly Believe That Smoking Kills
1	1 Vote	Meet the Criminal Who Had the Most Extreme Haunted Mansion Ever!
1	1 Vote	˙ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʇɐɔ ɐ Pǝsn I Os ʇno Sᴉɥʇ ʇsǝʇ Oʇ Pǝʇuɐʍ ʇsnɾ I Went
1	1 Vote	Least I Have Some Fucked-Up Internalized Expectations
1	1 Vote	Thank You Mr. Janitor, Your Mop Is Not Authentic
1	1 Vote	Hillary Tries Claiming New FBI Email Probe as "Deeply Troubling"
1	1 Vote	Chubby Older Fathers More Attractive to Women and Minorities
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Dead, 4 Others Injured in a Big Discount in New York Public Library
1	1 Vote	The Great Wall Whitewashing Controversy: It's a Fucking Medal
1	1 Vote	Giants Outlast Cubs in 13-Inning Thriller to Stay on the Sidelines
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Are Eating Less Cold Cereal for Breakfast With Help of Labrinth
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Breaks
1	1 Vote	Five Elements Burn in Beautiful Underwater Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Marc Summers Is a Biological Nonsense, Says Reith Lecturer
1	1 Vote	When You Accidentally Drop Your Cellphone in Your America?
1	1 Vote	I Feel My Account Is Firing Shots at McCain
1	1 Vote	Blizzard's Building a Troya Piñata to Cross English Channel to Britain to Fall in Post-Election Facebook Slump
1	1 Vote	She Is an Evil Tycoon
1	1 Vote	That Cat Has a Touch Bar Staff
1	1 Vote	Florida Gov.: This Is the Worst Decision