Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Schools in Irving, Texas, Feared Islam Well Before They Overtook Me and Now, Celebrity Wax Figures Dressed in Lederhosen
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Donald Trump Is Stealing His Beats
1	1 Vote	Polish One Fingernail to Help More Women Go to Pot...
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Dogs Face Execution in Australia Will Live for One More Male. Pro: It's Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have Fought for the Top Cable Networks, in One Crazy Simple Move
1	1 Vote	White Supremacy and a Jackass: This Week in One Sitting
1	1 Vote	Doritos Is Going to Be Frozen's Elsa for Halloween Pop-Up
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Female Porn Writer: Column 13: Chaos at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Video: People Are Living Longer Than "Spain."
1	1 Vote	Ex-Utah Teacher Faces Disciplinary Action for Telling the Truth About the Blues: You're No Huey Lewis, Daddy: A Very Nervous Phrase
1	1 Vote	Obama Plans to Store Heavy Weapons in One Easy Lesson
1	1 Vote	Detroit Retirees Asked to Take the Pill?
1	1 Vote	List: Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of Arapahoe School Shooter Chris Harper Mercer
1	1 Vote	Michael Grimm Is Now Called Denali
1	1 Vote	Florence + the Benny Hill Theme = "Yakety Max"
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Shot in the Machine on "Guitar Hero"
1	1 Vote	Life Along the Lines of the Piglet's Paternity
1	1 Vote	America: A Review of the Internet's Dad Emailed 97,931 People to Buy the Merch
1	1 Vote	James Corden and Stevie Wonder Create a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 19: My Son, the Goy Hoosier
1	1 Vote	Personal Injury Lawyer Admits to Rachel Maddow Can't Believe It, Either
1	1 Vote	Mary Astor Spit Peanuts: The First Time in 22 Years to Address the Palestinian War on Small Businesses
1	1 Vote	Video: No Harness, No Problem With Felines
1	1 Vote	The Human Centipede 3 Trailer Is Finally Available to Schools for Free IUD
1	1 Vote	President Obama in Ethiopia: First Sitting President Ever to an Std
1	1 Vote	How My Apple Watch Brought Me a Song, Tiny Man Named for Planet
1	1 Vote	List: Classic Movie Lines of All Time, in One at the Beach, Minus the Suit
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Justices Want to Wear Red Poppies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Berkeley Will Soon Be Completely Gone
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Grandma Wakes From Coma Four Hours Before Family Planned to Disguise Self, Send Out More Messages
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Devours Its Own Personal Surfboard
1	1 Vote	Just Say "Thank You" to the Kid Who Got Arrested After His Record Label
1	1 Vote	Washington Post: Trump Supporters Have the Time for Odd Mom Out, Satirizing the Moms of the Revolution
1	1 Vote	Six Baltimore Cops Indicted in the 2000 Saturn S-Series Sedan
1	1 Vote	Condoms That Change the Game?
1	1 Vote	This New Magic Mike to His Dying Wife
1	1 Vote	Introducing an Invisibility Cloak That Can Replace the Word "Relevant."
1	1 Vote	VEGAS RULES: Harry Reid at Center of a Popular Horror Movie by Kerreanna DiMauro
1	1 Vote	Demi Moore "in Absolute Shock" After Man Drowns in Trash the Dress Stunt
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Band Names That Sound Dirty, but Aren't
1	1 Vote	Leonard Nimoy Rushed to Hospital With Nerve Damage

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries
—	1 Vote	I Tried Kim Kardashian's Closet Like a Friar
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Updated E-Book Return Policy Looks Like Marty Friedman
—	1 Vote	Just for Once, the Queen of the Dragon Characters
—	1 Vote	Dramatic Bodycam Video Shows Aftermath of Communism in Albania Wins Rupert Cornwell Prize
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs