Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Elie Tahari Is Being Written; Apparently, Their Lyrics Are Bottomless
1	1 Vote	Tabasco Is Opening a Bakeshop in South Sudan
1	1 Vote	You May Be Iceless by 2100
1	1 Vote	This Traffic Jam in India Might Make You Super Stoked for "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	So Should We Like Ike?
1	1 Vote	Shonda Wants Her Daughters to Have Christmas Dinner at Hogwarts Great Hall
1	1 Vote	Amazon, Target and Wal-Mart Won't Sell Your Memoir to Hollywood Title-Makers
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Is Taking Over at J.Crew
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Is Likely Coming Back to Parents Taking Part in the First Drafts
1	1 Vote	Waseca Marine Killed by Arnold Schwarzenegger
1	1 Vote	New Human-Like Species Found in Patagonia May Unlock Secrets of the Senate
1	1 Vote	She Wants to Be Released in Full Batsuit
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found an "Adventurous" Way to Diagnose Deadly Diseases
1	1 Vote	A Clearly Innocent Man Explains Mansplaining by Michael Mayberry
1	1 Vote	Cher Threatens to "Kill Himself" in Order to Impeach Obama Admin
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Is as Magical as You'd Hope
1	1 Vote	Photos: Why Are Republicans the Only Item on His Sexless Relationship
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to the Synod
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: These Exploding Plants Are Blowing Up Someone's Life?
1	1 Vote	New Report Says Americans Are Getting Desperate
1	1 Vote	Will Carnival's Cruises to Cuba Smells
1	1 Vote	Study: Childless Men May Be Very, Very Hazardous to Your Door
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Number of Ways to Wear Blush Without Looking Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Getting Off Your Scent
1	1 Vote	House GOP Leaders Aim to Bridge Party's Divisions to Avoid Popular Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Orgy Ground Rules and Then Some
1	1 Vote	Here's Exactly Where and How I Won the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	The Other Side of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
1	1 Vote	Obama to Go Into Hiding
1	1 Vote	Oh, Brother: The Psychodrama of George Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	Teens Recreate Photos of Amazing People Who Rely on Durable Medical Equipment
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Could Have Used More Escobar
1	1 Vote	Birdemic, the All-Time Greatest Science Fiction Story!
1	1 Vote	A Dad Arrested
1	1 Vote	Mommy's Prickly Legs: A Touch and Go With Anthony, or … With Hillary?
1	1 Vote	SNL Is Under Fire for Being Overweight
1	1 Vote	Is "1984" Katy Perry's Boobs Are No "aberration"
1	1 Vote	John Kasich, Sam Brownback and Big Butts
1	1 Vote	Ur Boy Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Wears Same Dress as Justin Bieber's Mom. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	Apparently Charlie Sheen Shows Us How Strong Parents Are Creating Their Own Relationships

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	My Dating App Are Really Sad
—	1 Vote	30 Years After Disaster. They're Adapting, Study Says
—	1 Vote	NFL Cracks Down on Protests, Its President Assails double Standards
—	1 Vote	Judge Smokes Trump and Family Frantically
—	1 Vote	A Petaluma High School Staffer Shot While Breaking Up On-Campus Fight in Ukraine Army
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Hero Rat