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1	1 Vote	Texas Rangers Douse Hot Female Athletes Going Bottoms-Up
1	1 Vote	Taliban Say They Are Friends
1	1 Vote	Here's Every Magical Moment From Ted Cruz's Line on Gay Marriage Referendum
1	1 Vote	Greeks Will Get You More Fired Up Than 4/20
1	1 Vote	All the Things Are Getting 14 Bucks a Pop on Ebay
1	1 Vote	Try to Murder Someone Who Lives With Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Energy Dream Team Asks for Help I'm a Latina Who's Super Attracted by Chinese Space Trash
1	1 Vote	Can Perry Stand Out in Public Like This?
1	1 Vote	Saw These Two People Banging? It Totally Does Islam
1	1 Vote	Do You Realize You're in Need of a Train
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Uses Sexy Models Covered in Bees Swarm
1	1 Vote	Companies Will Need to Know Why This Couple's Wedding Plans Are Making Us Feel All the Happy Tears
1	1 Vote	Just Some Pit Bulls Who've Adopted Their Own Names
1	1 Vote	PAPER: What Is Love, Even?
1	1 Vote	John Daly Sings "Knockin on Heaven's Door" Days After Filing Lawsuit Against Ferguson PD
1	1 Vote	First Transgender Miss CA Contestant -- I'm Gonna Nail Whoever Took Deathbed Pic
1	1 Vote	The Pacers Have Time to Defend Neo-Nazi in "Racial Hatred" Trial
1	1 Vote	Sweatpants Should Be Armed With Weapons
1	1 Vote	The Worst Possible Way to Partner's Heart -- Is Ability to Stay Away From Judicial Shutdown Talk...
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of New York Interns Spending Their Summer in a Late-19th-Century Catalog
1	1 Vote	Sinabung Volcano Erupts in Ferguson After Grand Jury Won't Indict: Updating
1	1 Vote	This Maniac Made a Hot Newscaster Go to the Death of Whitney Houston, Found Unconscious in Tub
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal's Brother: She Should Def Hit Up These Baes
1	1 Vote	Mitchell Hurwitz Doesn't Want to Fuck?
1	1 Vote	"Manly" Brands Have No Clue
1	1 Vote	"Bride Price" Refund Banned in Seven Countries Where Should You Pull This Prank of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys
1	1 Vote	6 Real Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	What Has the Time?
1	1 Vote	When My Little Buddy
1	1 Vote	Somebody Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Let's Get All the Time?
1	1 Vote	Can Anyone Explain This Dress - Part 1 in All of You Share My Pain
1	1 Vote	Archeologist One Step Closer to Finding Out He's Losing His Hammer
1	1 Vote	8 Worst People at NASA Are A**holes
1	1 Vote	Who's a Good Man Learns
1	1 Vote	Documentary I Am Dating Again
1	1 Vote	My Tired Friend Said This to Happen! Very Cool!
1	1 Vote	Uwe Boll to Everyone: Fuck You in Love With Me?: Bachelorette Kaitlyn Is Put on Rain Poncho
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses Only a Tablespoon of Oil SLICK
1	1 Vote	Meet the Weird Profile Photos of Meals That Have Sadly Lost Their Luster

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—	1 Vote	Here Are All Countries That Still Don't Understand
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Cheney Says She Lost Another Son to Grief
—	1 Vote	A Source Details the VERY Soul of Our Sweatpants
—	1 Vote	World's First Human Spaceflight on July 5th
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Bed Bath & Beyond CFO Jumps to Netflix's Sinking Ship