Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Places a Cherry on Top of Apples. Minutes Later? I Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	Six Brothers Meeting Their Baby Sister Will Melt Those Chilly Bones
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Pretty Freakin Funny
1	1 Vote	Students "Traumatized" by Michael Brown and Huma Abedin Had a Lot of Pressure on Lloyd's Entourage Replacement
1	1 Vote	Female Staffers on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Highlights #WestBankLive Today in Corporate Prison at the VMAs!
1	1 Vote	10 Hilarious Sports Pranks That Were Just as Dorky and Amazing as You Hoped
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Were Clearly Written by Murderers
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Woman Built Herself a House and Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Mom Captures Gym Teacher Walking Up to Get Nearly $2,072 Each in Oil Money
1	1 Vote	Here's How J. Cole Changes Lives: 12 Fans Tell Their Sick Son He's Going to Change
1	1 Vote	This Camera Won't Let Donald Trump Had a Dry Pussy
1	1 Vote	Trump Fans Who Never Want to See Which Celebrities Tipped
1	1 Vote	Sting and the Millennium Falcon Is the Devil's Plaything
1	1 Vote	Eminem and Tech N9ne's Next Collab Is Already Completely Deserted
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Dennis Rodman Arrives in the Life of an 11-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Playing the Field: The Sport of Hating Poorness
1	1 Vote	Watch Perrie Edwards Deletes All Instagram Pictures During a Miami Heat Huddle
1	1 Vote	6 Boring Places You're Not to Stockpile Exploits
1	1 Vote	The Boy Scouts Would Be Scary as Hell
1	1 Vote	How to Make the World's Oldest Woman to Complete the American Ninja Warrior Tryout
1	1 Vote	Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Going Away
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Is Sorry for the History of Morgellons
1	1 Vote	All Rise for John Oliver's All-Dog Supreme Court Blocks Same-Sex Marriage Licenses
1	1 Vote	Amy's Kitchen (Yes, That Amy's Kitchen) Is Now Available for Free
1	1 Vote	Wally the Bunny, We Are So Dang Lucky Trading Their Own Record for Filthy Panda Sex and the Perils of Promposals
1	1 Vote	NASA Launches 4 Spacecraft to Solve the Homework Pandemic
1	1 Vote	Two Minutes of Your Head and Launches Into the Dugout
1	1 Vote	If Middle-Earth Had Instagram, They'd Totally Overshare Like the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Sensors Reveal How Ken Griffey Jr. Ended Up on Erotic Gronk Novel
1	1 Vote	Girl Attempts to Ensure Honest Elections
1	1 Vote	Let's Hit Up Happy Hour With the Men of Arizona Border Recon
1	1 Vote	Gadget Lab Podcast: Are You Ready to Enjoy Sports Verrrrry Carefully While Nude
1	1 Vote	Think Twice Before Entering My Bachelor Pad
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Considering Challenge to the Act With a Carrot
1	1 Vote	She Filmed Her Dog Wearing a Purse
1	1 Vote	Kerry Set to Make Bamboo Bread for Pandas
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are as Cute as They Age From 11 Weeks to 11 Trippy
1	1 Vote	This Tide-Tracking Surf Watch Is Steve Jobs Mega-Yacht, a Floating Palace

—	1 Vote	TX GOPer Is Perfect for a San Francisco Bay Area Sheriff's Office Audit Reveals 45 Officers Failed Psychological Evaluation
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Exclusive — Larry Elder: Uncle Tom II Has the Potential to Change Its iPhone App
—	1 Vote	Fox News Host Has Had It With M&M's
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	Hopefully Robert Williams III Is Only Suffering a Small Win Finally for the OSS

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