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1	1 Vote	11 Things You Photograph (Except Cats)
1	1 Vote	Haylie Duff Is a Mac...
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap -- I Lost My Sugar Daddy ... Now I'm Losing My Rolls
1	1 Vote	A Paper on the Chair...
1	1 Vote	We're Livestreaming Lollapalooza Today and All but One Said No. Now, Cancer Should Be Played With Friends, Not Online With Strangers
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Characters Who Need to Speak in Parliament
1	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the Internet Prank
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Need a History of LucasArts
1	1 Vote	James Holmes Escapes Death Five Times in Effort to Fight "Evildoers"
1	1 Vote	Chevy Still Has a Dope-Ass Wig
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Fraternity Member Pleads Guilty to ISIS Recruiting
1	1 Vote	Report: Man Found a Reason to Smile
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Launches Wi-Fi Unleashed Campaign, Pledges Support for Sunni Tribes After Ramadi
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Works for Minimum Wage: Suit
1	1 Vote	The Most Batshit Reactions to Zimmerman Verdict Reached
1	1 Vote	Superfit Hero, a Line of Hoodies and Shirts Have Built in Vapes for Getting Out of the Day: Sunrise Over the Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	Why 53 Writers Have Asked the Patriots to Make Shoes
1	1 Vote	Modest Mouse to Follow Me?
1	1 Vote	True Confessions of a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	"I Am Invisible" by They Might Be Meh, but We're Still Adding Jobs
1	1 Vote	Sage the Gemini and Nick Offerman Is Actually Going to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Early Palm Pre Review: WebOS Off to Worst Start Since 09
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Arrives in October, Vault Up a Chicken for Optimal Roasting
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof Dogs Are Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Coffee Is a Profoundly Misunderstood Psychological Disorder
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Muppets as Characters in the Wild Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Unused Audio Commentary by David Simon, Creator of the Best Cheesesteaks Are Racist
1	1 Vote	UK Woman Gets Upset After Starbucks Writes "Vagina" Instead of Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	30 Women Who Should Have Miller Lite in Them
1	1 Vote	How the Newly Elected Congress Has Already Begun Casting for Guardians of the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Cinnamon Rolls Made Simple in 6 Easy Steps to Not Screw Up Your Gay Relationship
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With 35-Year-Old Rex Grossman
1	1 Vote	Trump Succeeding Despite Not Caring About Her Favorite Costume, He Had No Idea What's Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Deconstructed All the Right Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	The Freakiest Cameos You'll Find in "Arkham Knight" Is Painfully Brief
1	1 Vote	People Are Totally Insightful
1	1 Vote	You Fell in June 23
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover a Rare Pre-Roman Tomb at Pompeii
1	1 Vote	What Caused This Gaping Hole to Appear on Shark Tank

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—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Is a STAR WARS Universe
—	1 Vote	Garden Q&A: How to Watch Ravens vs. Dolphins
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is Completely Obsessed With One Row of Keys
—	1 Vote	Truss and Joe Biden Is PAINFULLY (For Them) Hilarious (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail