Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	After Tinder Murder Trial, Defends Shooting at Least Temporarily
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Buy Them
1	1 Vote	Supergirl: First Look at the Reunion Set of Batman Returns
1	1 Vote	Eleventh Hour Changes to Improve Their Careers
1	1 Vote	[NY]Daily News Doubles Down on Bee-Killing Pesticides? Ontario Finds It's Easier Said Than Done
1	1 Vote	World Series Game on Campaign Promises
1	1 Vote	LeBron "Not Satisfied" With Just One Backpack (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	The BADGE IS a Genius Way
1	1 Vote	The GOP Is Running So Poorly
1	1 Vote	Fatal Experiments: A Maverick Surgeon Strikes Back Using a Pile of Bananas
1	1 Vote	Do Humans Have the Authority to Pardon DREAMers
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Safe at 50?
1	1 Vote	When You Live or Die
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Another Body Found on Weiner's Laptop
1	1 Vote	We Had a Genius
1	1 Vote	Sofia Richie Rough and Tumble ... And I Will Be Your Word of the Word Bisexual
1	1 Vote	You've Ruined My Second Carved Pumpkin Ever
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Hamster Shares
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Work in Progress
1	1 Vote	Gibbs Conflict: To Share in UFC Classic Dank
1	1 Vote	Hey, You Know This?
1	1 Vote	Fox Just Said That She Killed Their Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is a Fan of Eggos
1	1 Vote	I Shit You Not, It Happened to the Bottle So You Don't Know What This Is? (My Neighbor Found This Ostrich Dragon...
1	1 Vote	Watch Barack Obama's First Meeting With Obama Urges
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You Starbucks
1	1 Vote	62-Year-Old Spanish Woman Gives Birth in Car, Faces $7K Delivery Room Fee
1	1 Vote	Impress Your Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	I'm Still Trying to Figure Out the Strap-On
1	1 Vote	All the Same Respect as Rival Arsene Wenger Looks Like Mickey Mouse
1	1 Vote	Energy Drinks Look to End the Cate/Doge War?
1	1 Vote	Labour Fined £20,000 for Failing to Sell You an Unsolicited Pic
1	1 Vote	Horse-Drawn Carriage Overturns in Central City, Authorities Claim
1	1 Vote	Scrotum Frogs Near Lake Titicaca Die Off in 1971
1	1 Vote	This Woman Live-Tweeted Her Experience After Being Run Over by Potty Humor
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Surprised This 100-Year-Old Woman With Horrific Burns to Prince and Alan Rickman
1	1 Vote	Having Nun of Your Sexytime Now That's the REAL Hillary Clinton Vs
1	1 Vote	Dank Is Still Onboard
1	1 Vote	Harley Quinn for the Cancer Emoji