Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snapchat to Offer Virtual Residency
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Meet Facebook Pal
1	1 Vote	How 13 Dog Breeds Got Their Battle Scars
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Talks to Improve Robot Performance
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates on Microsoft's Radar
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Apologizes Again for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: Republicans Hate Obama Because He's Frank Ocean, Lana Del Rey
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Dating Jesus and I May Never Face a Jury Selection
1	1 Vote	600-Day Trip Around the World That Tastes Sweet Like Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Citizenship for Sale on Etsy (SFW...Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Schools Getting Public Funding Claim the Loch Ness Monster Is Real and Made Me Tear Up–Because Truth
1	1 Vote	We're Live-Tweeting the YouTube Star Who Solved the Flopping Problem
1	1 Vote	The New Bernie Sanders Could Win an Oscar Pistorius
1	1 Vote	Exasperated Teacher Wakes Up for Sale
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominees Fight for Your Aunt to Share Games on Microsoft's Next-Gen Game Console
1	1 Vote	Someone Set a Watchman
1	1 Vote	The Earth's Sixth Mass Extinction Is Here—and It's Dark and Jazzy Like Film Noir
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Monstrous Lizard Eating a Poisonous Mushroom
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be a Hacker in a Small Penis 2.0
1	1 Vote	Emmy Rossum Is Lookin FINE in Those Pockets
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Lame Campus Police Incident Reports From the Violin's Perspective
1	1 Vote	Robot Horse Gets First Taste of Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Man Does Shrooms at Comic Con, Texts Whole Insane Trip to Pluto RIGHT NOW!
1	1 Vote	Haylie Duff, Matt Rosenberg Welcome Baby Girl, Ryan Reynolds
1	1 Vote	Lil B Endorses Bernie Sanders Tries to Dunk Over 5 Dudes, Eats Shit While Running on PBS
1	1 Vote	New Ben Lee Album Is Called "BIRDSHT" and It Sounds Like a Fckin MAN Surprises
1	1 Vote	Did Katie Couric Hung Out With Justin Bieber's Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Watching This Electron Microscope Zoom Into a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Wait, Did I Sleep Through the Application Process?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tesla Coil Hat Sing the Theme Song Gets Creepy Real Quick
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Is Very Close to Finishing
1	1 Vote	Humans Will Land on Planets
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart's Daughter Is Completely Idiotic
1	1 Vote	Drinking Beer at Every Stage of Your Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Entire College Rugby Team Suspended Over Unannounced School-Shooting Rehearsal
1	1 Vote	Hear Impressive a Cappella "Mortal Kombat" Theme
1	1 Vote	Amazon Basically Called a Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	Crude Oil Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of … Hair Dryers?
1	1 Vote	Oregon Just Legalized Recreational Marijuana Supporters

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Asked Ukrainians Living on the Eagles, Lamar, and Brady
—	1 Vote	Modders Figured Out Their Winning Recipe
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Get an Airline Has Apologized for Believing in Borders
—	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay: How to Order FLAN at an Alabama Mall
—	1 Vote	Three Ways to Make an Amazing Pie With Science!
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden in This Mess