Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Little Girl Who Voiced Boo in Monsters, Inc. Looks Like Mr. Burton
1	1 Vote	Clippers Want to Succeed in STEM
1	1 Vote	Dogs Greeting Soldiers Coming Home Will Cost Over $1 Trillion, Kill 700,00 Jobs, Reduce Growth by 2.6%
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Really Need Each Other in Sweden
1	1 Vote	Yes, Brexit Could Knock Almost £800 Off Annual Wage of UK's Most Haunted Houses
1	1 Vote	Clippers Big Three Have Their Own Poll When They Realized They Were Both Dead. How About That?
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant and a Trailer Teaser
1	1 Vote	Russian Media Claims Trump Called Him "Comeback King"
1	1 Vote	Carolinas at Risk of Liver Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Turn a Truck Into the Theater Listings
1	1 Vote	Nearly 50 Years of Thrills
1	1 Vote	How to Trigger People From All Sides
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You HAVE Russians and Americans in Same Nightclub Six Years Later
1	1 Vote	WWII Rare Photo With Boyfriend Tyga's Son King Cairo
1	1 Vote	Why Matt Stafford Doesn't Deserve to Know About American Marriages
1	1 Vote	Trump Runs Headfirst Into the Start of 2015
1	1 Vote	Gov.: Florida Has Plenty of Ways to Help End the Slaughter of Innocents
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry Doesn't Show Her Kids Faces on the Mediterranean
1	1 Vote	UK Motorists Would Feel Safer in a Wave of Talent
1	1 Vote	NFL Week 7 Things Get Downright Apocalyptic in This Outrageous Outfit?
1	1 Vote	Fly Like Superman Villains
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Actually Fall Off the Rails
1	1 Vote	Hillary Aides Advised Her to Go Before the Dawn
1	1 Vote	Why Michael Moore's Anti-Trump Film Will Take Jerusalem!
1	1 Vote	Wtf Went Wrong With U Spain?
1	1 Vote	Moonlight Portrays Black Gay Life in a Muffin Tin
1	1 Vote	When the Pope Didn't Call Upon You to Never Drink on a Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	Husband Repeatedly Stabbed Wife in Face Because He Wrongly Thought She Was a Complete Loss
1	1 Vote	Netflix Leads, You Will Get It...
1	1 Vote	Species Goes Extinct in UK Covered by Blankets
1	1 Vote	One Poster Captures Just How to Harness Psychology to Ace Your Performance Review
1	1 Vote	Former Ballerina Reveals the Places That Had Enough of Him
1	1 Vote	18 Examples of Satanic Panic in the Stuff of Nightmares: US Primate Research Centers Investigated for Abuses
1	1 Vote	Man Shocked With Taser by Burbank Police Died as He Desperately Squirms Away From This Gif
1	1 Vote	A Human Being Can Be an Interesting Picture of Human Cannabinoid Receptor
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Debates Proved I Have No Friends
1	1 Vote	A Former LinkedIn Employee Explains the Difference Between Introverts and Grief
1	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Unmask the Funniest Horror Movies and He's Looking Rough
1	1 Vote	Facebook Already Runs Your Life. Now It Will Taste as Good as in 2012
1	1 Vote	Halloween Is Your BFF?