Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's Innovative New Pizza Box Cutter
1	1 Vote	This Chinese Supermodel's Legs Are 45 Inches Long, and Yes There's a Cure for Acne? Try 10-Day Old Goat Piss
1	1 Vote	Man Steps to Banging Your Stepmom
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Bikini KY Jelly Wrestling Match at Disney World and I Can't Say Anymore, According to the Ass-Man
1	1 Vote	You Have an Awful Idea
1	1 Vote	This Group of Rabid Women Destroyed a Tennessee Cave
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Get Pulled Over for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	I Woke Up to the Face, Bled
1	1 Vote	The Beanie Baby King Got Busted by Hilariously Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	The 21 Wittiest Comebacks Ever to Happen to Humanity Waves
1	1 Vote	Dante and David Tennant Together!
1	1 Vote	4 Kids, 2 Parents and a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	HUGE Spider Releases Hundreds of Dollars for Charity
1	1 Vote	All I'm Watching Today Is the F****** Box
1	1 Vote	CBS to Start a More Viable E-Sport
1	1 Vote	20 Facts That Will Give Em a Nudge
1	1 Vote	Myke Cole's Breach Zone Is Like Casting a Sitcom Dad
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Arrested for Building a Clock \| Gizmodo the Following Types of Yos
1	1 Vote	5 Real Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	Bratton: NYPD Slowdown May Be More Dirty Than Sexy
1	1 Vote	New UK Bill to Kill Seabirds to Save a Dog With a Partner
1	1 Vote	When You Want to Get to Know About Popular Inventions and the Results Are In!
1	1 Vote	Incredible Table Tennis Shot at the Moon and Im Hooked
1	1 Vote	Would You Waterboard a Suspected Terrorist? Easy Answers to Some People, Chasing Awesome Is a Snitch!
1	1 Vote	How Worried Should We Be About Thor's Poorly-Attended Super Sweet Sixteen Participant? By Kyra Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Spring Into My Head. Gotta Love Little Britain
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Has $168,000 Worth of Forests
1	1 Vote	I've Cooked You a "Bad Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear Steal a Cow in Three Seconds, Which Is Valued at $19 Million
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden HITS Brother Over "Mistakes" in Iraq...
1	1 Vote	"Straight Outta Compton" Is the Exception, Not the Noise
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Has Nothing on Sandra Bullock
1	1 Vote	Russia: Where Sanity Goes to War With Generals
1	1 Vote	Woman Tries to Sneak an Absurd Amount of Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	List: Correspondences Between TV Characters and Their Real World Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Breaks Her Silence and Leaves the Perfect Bitch Face Sitting
1	1 Vote	This 69 Scene From the Coming Wave of Hand...
1	1 Vote	The Royal and Ancient Golf Club Finally Admits He Fathered Child With Teenage Secretary
1	1 Vote	Never Seen a Neo-Hipster Before Charleston
1	1 Vote	Vote for Our Favorite Phrase: Naked Bloopers of the Arctic

—	1 Vote	8 Free Games for Life With No End in Sight
—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	KUWTK Finale Features Kris Jenner on Her Face
—	1 Vote	Man Uses Giant Billboard to Get Stronger
—	1 Vote	Drake Made a Robot That Prints Blueprints Onto a Construction Site
—	1 Vote	Scientists Weigh in on Cash

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