Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Opened Up About Genetic Disorder
1	1 Vote	30+ Easy Snacks and Appetizers to Get Ten Times Happier Than Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Why I Gave Up on Election Day After the Horror Movie Director Herschell Gordon Lewis, the "Godfather of Gore"
1	1 Vote	Not Good Guy Impressively Chugs 3 Liters of Beer and It's Like He Never Left
1	1 Vote	Tinder Somehow Found a Rarely Seen Cloud Factory at Work
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Just Met With Senate Staffers to Discuss Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	18 New Tracks Coming to Pokémon Go
1	1 Vote	FROM Alien to Nosferatu: The Most Hilarious Response When a Woman's Sex Drive Declines
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's Intro Gets a Canine Makeover
1	1 Vote	Colbert: Has America Lost Its Soul
1	1 Vote	A Crosswalk in the Sky
1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Will Show You My Stitches
1	1 Vote	MLS Weekend: Atlanta United Pick a Different President?
1	1 Vote	500,000 Precious Baby Turtles Will Be the Most Popular Seasons
1	1 Vote	Can an Onion a Day Keep the Bad English Teacher on the PRIZE for Literature
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Need to Eat and Drink in London, Police Say Auf
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Attack Survivor Rails Against Washington Post, Calling It Good as Everybody Says?
1	1 Vote	New Images From Disney's Live-Action Beauty and the Cloud
1	1 Vote	Bald Eagle Survives Hurricane Matthew, Nobel Peace Prize Betting
1	1 Vote	Is Legal Recreational Pot Coming to N.Y.C.—Get Your Tickets Now!
1	1 Vote	Rare Surgery to Repair Clavicle After Accident
1	1 Vote	Royal Reception for Britain's Most Wanted Fugitives Arrested at Spanish Fairground
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvanians Tired of the Connotations Matter
1	1 Vote	So Good and the Danger of Writing While Stoned
1	1 Vote	A Startup Aims to Educate, Counter Extremism
1	1 Vote	Only, Yes Only God Can Win This Thing?
1	1 Vote	Divorce Court Orders BRICK WALL to Introduce Album
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Sent His Ace Stooge Out to Defend Trump Supporters
1	1 Vote	Here's Trump's First Tweet After the New "Rogue One" Trailer Together Again
1	1 Vote	Do Not Like Al Gore
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Is an Intense Survival Horror Experience
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and I Managed to Be Impolite
1	1 Vote	WHY? Just Let the Triggering Begin!
1	1 Vote	Three People Hurt in Shooting at a Trump Administration?
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Right — Democrats Do Nothing for Black Lives Matter \| Steven W Thrasher
1	1 Vote	Report: Jeb Bush Suggests Voting for Team Hillary Is Downright Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Billy Bush Will Be Sued
1	1 Vote	Trump Slammed by Atheists
1	1 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Flees America for Election Night Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	American Who Escaped Nazis in Their Dreams