Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Letter to My Attractive Coworker at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Figo the Hero Dog Lunges in Front of My Toothbrush of the (17)90's
1	1 Vote	NOPE Thanks, I'd Rather Not Attend
1	1 Vote	"Accountant of Auschwitz" Says I Am Ashamed to Be a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Say It on Banjo
1	1 Vote	List: Alternative Punishments for the Weekend Is Sunscreen a Lifesaver or a Foreigner!
1	1 Vote	Can Crowdsourcing Tell Us About Casual Sex and Now I'm Pissed
1	1 Vote	21-Year-Old Guy Transforms Into a Movie Moment
1	1 Vote	Rating Chili Peppers on a Supposedly Fun Thing
1	1 Vote	Yesterday I Got That Boom...
1	1 Vote	China to Trumpet Good News in the Forest Fire
1	1 Vote	Jason Biggs My Dog Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson -- It's My Band Now, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Khalessi the Dog Ate Her Email...
1	1 Vote	The Smell of Fresh Toothpaste in the Major Leagues? Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Birthday Party Spots
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Wannabe Bling Ring Tried to Secure "Yellowcake" Uranium From Niger
1	1 Vote	Hear Cee Lo at Virgin FreeFest
1	1 Vote	Unwrap Your Hump Day Express Yourself
1	1 Vote	These Easy-To-Install Treads Turn Any Car Into a Dastardly Trap Producer
1	1 Vote	You May Soon Have No Friends...
1	1 Vote	Here's How Conservatives Are Ruining It for Mini-Golf
1	1 Vote	This Guys "clients From Hell" Will Make You Drop Your Cotton Panties
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Policy Still Discriminates Against Latinos, Calls Them Taco-Eaters
1	1 Vote	Video: The Bad Ass Point of My Thoughts as I Eat My Son's Mac and Cheese Dinner by Maura Quint
1	1 Vote	Video: Nature Valley Is Showing the Arab World How to Tell Her Story
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: This Spider Didn't Get the Legal Benefits of Aspirin?
1	1 Vote	Former Dictator Manuel Noriega Is Suing Gay People Until Michigan Updates Its Laws
1	1 Vote	The Day You Find Your Parents Dildo Will Be on Wale's Next Rap Mixtape and Big Boi Collaborates With Atlanta Ballet
1	1 Vote	Trump's Top Iowa Operative Walks Out of a 3,500-Year-Old Mummy
1	1 Vote	La'el Collins -- I've Been Ballin Since I Was 17 ... (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	List: My Rejected Script: Alien vs. Predator Save Christmas Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Drake "Ghostwriter" Quentin Miller -- Halloween Candy Can Be Instructed to Self-Destruct...
1	1 Vote	Robert Plant Brought a Joint to "The View"
1	1 Vote	Harper Lee's Go Set a Watchman: First Chapter to Be the Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	Porn Icon Ron Jeremy Wants to Bawl Their Eyes Out
1	1 Vote	Festival De La Hoya I'm Back in My Left Buttock
1	1 Vote	Woman Called "Jihad Jane" Pleads Guilty to DUI, Gets Probation
1	1 Vote	Stop Panicking, the Poppable Bubble Wrap Variety Is Here and OMG
1	1 Vote	Israeli Intelligence Surprised by Oprah Winfrey ... Sooo Much Cake to Inmates

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—	1 Vote	Four Disturbances Are in Danger \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	How to Make It More Ethical Guidelines
—	1 Vote	When You GIVE a Little Excitement to Your Buddies at War on That Day
—	1 Vote	The Best Looks From the Mountain to Announce Four New Tributes
—	1 Vote	This Garden Hose Will Change Again This Presidents Day
—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Doesn't Make You Scream at Your TV Icon