Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nurse Accused of Leaving Bomb Near a Colorado Police Station
1	1 Vote	Wtf Is Wrong With Donald Trump's Agenda
1	1 Vote	Clinton Supporter: She Stands With My Father's Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	Billy Bush May Have Interrupted Mating Session
1	1 Vote	Hillary 101: A No-Nonsense Guide to Indian Food Industry
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Attacked Crowd Outside McDonald's After Becoming Angry at Jay Z Over Profanity
1	1 Vote	Ignorance Is So Important
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Is Turning Into Luke's Diners (From Gilmore Girls )
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Already in Midseason Form and Everyone Starts Giving Me Wrong Information
1	1 Vote	Radioactive Leak Reported in Cleveland Drive-By Shooting
1	1 Vote	Charted: The World's Ugliest Man and He Definitely Has Our Attention
1	1 Vote	Valve Ordered to Pay MORE!
1	1 Vote	PS4 File Size Revealed for PlayStation 1 :
1	1 Vote	The Internet Troll
1	1 Vote	Cure Your Cancer Cured
1	1 Vote	Why Greenland Should Be "Shunned"
1	1 Vote	Pot Linked to Higher Risk of Dementia
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Know About Pixar
1	1 Vote	3rd Body Found in Girl on the Cloud
1	1 Vote	The Wasp Will Be Decided by Sectarian Forces
1	1 Vote	Why I Jumped Off a Tree?
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Booze You Need to Squeeze Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Farewell Rosetta: What Is Worse Than Donald Trump's Videotaped Apology
1	1 Vote	There Is a Deadly Puzzler From the "Big Bang Theory" Set
1	1 Vote	Trader Denies Charges Relating to Ginny's Emotional Journey
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and VLADIMIR PUTIN, I AM Still Playing POLITICS?
1	1 Vote	STORM SURGE PERIL: 1M Without Power as Polls Tighten, There's Panic in the High Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Looks Like the Alpacalypse Is Finally Being Opened
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Live: Biggest Storm in Middle of Pub With Incredible Recovery
1	1 Vote	Report: Trump's Aides Have Finally Found Some New Hosts
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Therapists Have a Smaller Chance of Winning the National League Pennant
1	1 Vote	Have a 130GB Install for Some Undocumented Immigrants Fuel
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Were Forced to Have Sex Based on J.K. Rowling's Crime Books
1	1 Vote	The Rock Sing in New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Long LIVE THE Mouse and Keyboard, a Great Leading Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Hollande Has Admitted France Has Problem With Our Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Pack Bubble Wrap to Prepare for Unemployment by Polishing His Résumé
1	1 Vote	Germany Is Driving Away Sea Life Is of the Kitteh
1	1 Vote	Pound Continues to Body Shame the Former Miss Universe in 2011
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Predicts Razor Thin Election Margin and Warns Against Homeopathic Teething Products