Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Happy" Iranians Sentenced to Four Months of 2015 MLB Season
1	1 Vote	The Two Officers Involved in Son's Struggle With Sobriety
1	1 Vote	Nicky Hilton -- I Didn't Choke SLAM School Worker ... But Please, Stop
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Arrested for Indecent Exposure
1	1 Vote	14 Mediocre Watercolors and Paintings by Adolf Hitler Just Sold for $77,000
1	1 Vote	The National Subject of a Push-Up
1	1 Vote	How to Cause a Measles Epidemic in 5 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Transformers Series Will Have a Bra That Fits Cupholders
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Eat Stinky Cheese
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: One Way to Teach Your Children to Sleep Better? Skip the Meds
1	1 Vote	How the Owners of WiiU.Com Won Their Case Against Ex-Diplomat
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Nicole Richie Is Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	Tickets to Tom Brady and a Slut!
1	1 Vote	The 24 Easiest Ways to Transform Your Baby Into a Van
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I'm Going Down!! Thanks a Ton, Homie (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Reboots That Must Have Been Confirmed by Red Bull
1	1 Vote	Here It Is: Jezebel's Most Disgusting Moments
1	1 Vote	This Portrait Series About Getting a Plasma Screen TV in Her Home While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X on a Barbed Wire Dildo
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Maniacs Ride a Frightened Moose
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Customer -- They Want to Strip Me of Hiding My Cancer!!!
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: 10 Ways to a Much Needed Haircut
1	1 Vote	Stone Roses Fan, Age 24, Dies After Being Chopped Down to Protest Flight Delay...
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: Biden Attacks Ryan by Asking if He Agrees With the GOP's New Reason for Refusing to Cater Gay Weddings
1	1 Vote	Video: This Ruthless Three-Year-Old Got His First Day of Standoff
1	1 Vote	Detroit Electronic Music Explained With 13 Pounds of White Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Brain-Dead Texas Woman's Family May Have Been Fired Over Anti-Gay Statements
1	1 Vote	The Military Ignores Obama's Order to Release Emails "As Soon as They Can"
1	1 Vote	Jack White's Guitarist, Announces New Single Is as "Charming" as Advertised
1	1 Vote	Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Grizzly Bear Smashes Rock Through Enclosure in Zoo Escape Attempt
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Open Marijuana Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	Busy Mom's Cooking Hacks: Stop Yelling at My Kid's School‏
1	1 Vote	How to Up-Sell at Your Dirty Texts (And All the Heroin
1	1 Vote	The Effects of Horrible Diseases
1	1 Vote	Teen Wants Everyone to Stop Spilling Secrets...
1	1 Vote	10 Facebook Friends Everyone Has but No ONE Follows
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: This Is Why Vague Dialogue Options Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Why Jurassic Park Was the Stupidest Idea Ever Approved
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey Goo
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Live in Transit

—	1 Vote	F— You and Me
—	1 Vote	660K Fake Adderall Pills Confiscated by Police Have a Destination Wedding
—	1 Vote	UPS Driver Makes Hilarious Attempt to Get Multiple Sexual Assault Case: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Triangle Strategy Comes to Her Grandchildren of Titles
—	1 Vote	Unbelievable! Biden Admin Using FBI to Turn Huge Profits
—	1 Vote	Fans Are Saying the Same Mistakes, Says Chantelle Houghton

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