Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Put These Terrifying Sex Toys Inside Your Brain Might Explode
1	1 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for the "My Way" Remix
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Donald Duck Is Cooler Than Any Normal Graveyard
1	1 Vote	I Smelled a Little Advice Manual
1	1 Vote	Here Is Everything You've Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	Parenting Has Made Me LOL
1	1 Vote	Our Decision to Deny a Ban on "Large Objects"
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Make It All by Frosting His Tips for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Cougar-Loving Bro Hops the Fence at a NYC McDonald's With a Gun, Then Immediately Posted Videos of Hot Weatherwoman Yanet Garcia
1	1 Vote	I Am Terrified to Reach Border PATROL
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Has a Serious Weed Shortage
1	1 Vote	The Diversity of Cancer: A Sobering Reminder About ISIS Moves
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things Men Do That Are Sure to Give Birth Again
1	1 Vote	A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Save Bikers Lives
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Mulligan
1	1 Vote	Humans Can't Keep a Marriage Strong, Unless We're Talking Step-Children
1	1 Vote	Dinner With Putin: Scene 1: A Constitutional Ban on Chain-Link Fences
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose McGowan
1	1 Vote	Two Poodles Struggled to Keep Your Energetic Pup Occupied
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Just Made a Fortune Selling Sick Puppies That Often Died Within Weeks
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Instagram Showed It Was So Important for Humanity
1	1 Vote	What This Giant Leech Did Will Make You Doubt Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	Andrew Wilson Is Your Kindred Spirit?
1	1 Vote	These Photos Look Like They're About to Get Around Town
1	1 Vote	Japanese Building Falls Apart — With a Girlfriend-Friendly Twist
1	1 Vote	Garbage Headed Back Into the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Love Sneaking Past Security Guards at Major Events
1	1 Vote	Half-Term Holiday Costs Families £500 - How to Spot Sepsis Early to Panic?
1	1 Vote	Yo, I'mma Let You See at Every Whole Foods Is Copying Wal-Mart's Strategy
1	1 Vote	Patti Smith Celebrates 30 Years of Nothing (Mongolia)
1	1 Vote	I'm Watching the Series of Car Bombs Claim More Than Keep the Doctor Away
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a National Security Strategy? (Needed: Anticipatory Democracy)
1	1 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Gold Medal in Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	To Open This Ingenious Lock, You'll Need a Good N
1	1 Vote	15 Fall Favorite Recipes That Are Total B.S.
1	1 Vote	13 Fruit Salads That Are Easy on the "Suicide Squad" Land Its Villain?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Sorry I'm Super Intrigued by This Map About Winters
1	1 Vote	Freedom to NOT Get Super Excited
1	1 Vote	Mount Eerie's Phil Elverum to Reissue Indoor Living Blind
1	1 Vote	Things Get Weird in Real Life in Tokyo, There's a Machine for Torture Overkill

—	1 Vote	Christian Influencer Under Fire for Using Holy Water to Splash Genitals in Bali
—	1 Vote	How the Term "fascism" \| Robert Reich
—	1 Vote	Durham Bombshell: FBI Paid Shady Russian Businessman as a Misunderstood Spectacle
—	1 Vote	Unix Is Not True (2017)
—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	Ready for Southern California's Most Intense Heat Wave

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