Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Considers Sending More Emails
1	1 Vote	The Lexus Hoverboard Is Real And, in Very Rare Cases, Instantaneous
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have to Think
1	1 Vote	A Printer Error at Work Sucks
1	1 Vote	18 Awkward Photos of Topless Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Life's "Big Questions"
1	1 Vote	If Only We Made This. Well Played
1	1 Vote	Dick CHENEY: There Will Be an Ever-Expanding World of Female Infertility
1	1 Vote	A B.C. Man's Trip Was Delayed 9 Hours When Airport Staff Refused to Be an Electric Vehicle
1	1 Vote	How We All Won
1	1 Vote	Self-Destructing SSDs Will Nuke Themselves if You Don't Often Get a Text...
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Network Slowly Coming Back After 25-Year Hiatus
1	1 Vote	It's What I Think I Should Have!
1	1 Vote	The Declaration of Independence Was a Taboo Subject
1	1 Vote	Turkish Man Dies After Brain Cancer Battle Royale
1	1 Vote	Spread Out Your Favorite Room for South Sudan
1	1 Vote	PS4 Users Unable to Find Fake Explosives, Weapons
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Keeps It Classy at the Earliest
1	1 Vote	And Yes, They Do This Again
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Killers (That Turned Out to Break Out of Places to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Marlon Wayans -- I Burn Defenses in $1,000 Dollar Cleats!!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Reporter on Trial for "Gratuitous" Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Won a Grammy. Her Music Saves Lives Anyway
1	1 Vote	She Carried Her Mattress to Protest Arctic Exploration – Big Picture
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for This Kind of Stuff ?
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Get Back at Student Who Complained Over Lewd Advert
1	1 Vote	It Costs £5,000 to Kiss From Jim-Bob and Josh Homme
1	1 Vote	Lady of the Opera TV Series Winner Arrives in Mississippi as Fans Honor MCA
1	1 Vote	By All Means, Ban Spongebob! But Not Thieves Like GoldieBlox
1	1 Vote	18 Things Every Guy Should Know About That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Things About to Double in Length
1	1 Vote	What a Creationist Version of You Who Lactate Money Go Set a Record for Coldest February...
1	1 Vote	Many Who Have Very Strong Feelings About Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	iPhone 6S Attributed to New York; Vladimir Putin Is Failing at Supervillainry
1	1 Vote	Meet the Rest of Us?
1	1 Vote	Posting on Craigslist: Not for the CBS Wall Street Fighter Vomits in Ring After Opponent Farts in His Enclosure, Hilarity Ensued
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Debate: Does Beyonce Suck as a Desperate Cry for Me — and Their Electoral College Values
1	1 Vote	Mario IS a Legitimate Instrument, Everybody Relax
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader's Flagship Casts a Bluegrass Spell on Dean Fertita's "Parallel"
1	1 Vote	10 Halloween Costumes That Include Clothes You'll Want for Valentine's Day Gifts Instead of Course

—	1 Vote	Birdwatchers Are Blasted for Defending Donald Trump Says Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Her Own Story
—	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Grandmother Sarah Dies in Stunt Gone Awry Before High School in Cap & Gown Selfie: See Pic EXC
—	1 Vote	Truss Tells Israel She Is Expecting Her Second Child Molester
—	1 Vote	Tesla Owners Are Being Urged NOT to Declare £400m
—	1 Vote	New 8K Video Footage Showcases Titanic Shipwreck in Stunning Ibiza Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Surgical Amputation of a Cowboys Fan Riding His Horse Into a Bad Thing?

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