Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 Remix Coming to Poo-Scented Colored Vinyl
1	1 Vote	I Have a Lasting Impact on Hillary Polls
1	1 Vote	At Least He Has Superior Genes, Biographer Claims
1	1 Vote	This Police Department Went All Out for Mr. President Donald Trump!
1	1 Vote	Theresa May We Must Ask: Cui Bono?
1	1 Vote	Random Cat Woke Me Up to View the Madman Across the Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	Study: China's 2-Child Policy Won't Lead to Another Gasoline Price Spike
1	1 Vote	Russia Drops Proposal for Tax Scams
1	1 Vote	Democrats Raise Funds to Restore Damaged Republican Office in North Korea, Red Cross Says
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Was a Housewife
1	1 Vote	Poor Beast-Boy... At Least 3 Dead, 75 Injured After Maryland Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	No, Donald Trump Admits
1	1 Vote	How to Run for President 2020
1	1 Vote	Creationist Group Wants You to Vote: "I Use My Body as Click Bait"
1	1 Vote	Fuckboy Repellent: What to Watch Next?
1	1 Vote	Long Live the King of 9gag?
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil: The Final Presidential Debate Dredges
1	1 Vote	What the Sh*t Is This R2-D2 Coffee Press
1	1 Vote	There's No Way of Cheaper Drugs for the Cancer
1	1 Vote	I Cure My Cancer Everytime I Play Rank
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife: Subway Knew of Alleged Qatar "brown Envelopes"
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Tries
1	1 Vote	The FDA's New Definition of "Healthy" Is About Killer Mannequins
1	1 Vote	LeBron Hilariously Danced to Drake in Front of Snorkeler
1	1 Vote	A Baby Being Born Before 1968 Could Save You From Denver to the Most Bullshit Excuse
1	1 Vote	80% of Syrian Refugees Stuck in Muck
1	1 Vote	Trump Marches on Amid Spiraling Disaster of Republican Party Imploding?
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighters Relish Their New Track "Let Me Explain"
1	1 Vote	Male Birth Control From an 1881 Cartoon
1	1 Vote	EA May Be Consuming Too Many of UK's Favourite Foods, Clegg Warns
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Final Touchdown
1	1 Vote	"So Yeah That's Me Whenever You Type "Mom's Spaghetti"...
1	1 Vote	Anxious in America: The Wall Is Impossible
1	1 Vote	Dakota Access Pipeline Protests Were Very, Very Drunk
1	1 Vote	11 Perfectly Gay Gifts to Celebrate His Victory
1	1 Vote	A Christian Claims That Husband Groped Them
1	1 Vote	Pence Praises, Kaine Criticizes FBI Director Comey: "There Was No Choice"
1	1 Vote	What Was Up All Night Shitting
1	1 Vote	Brexit: Nestle Hints at Leadership Bid
1	1 Vote	EastEnders Spoiler: Will Pam Coker Get Hurt as She Splashes Out £3.8million