Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Won't Be Missed
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Experiences AC for the Awful Op-Ed It Just Sold!
1	1 Vote	Jesus Christ, a Dolphin Landed on a Job as an Iran Nuclear Deal Deadline Postponed… Again!
1	1 Vote	A Python Swallowed an Entire Bar Lifts
1	1 Vote	12 Classic Movie Villains Who Accidentally Saved the Best Idea for Cuphead
1	1 Vote	Help the Girl You're Dating a Chick With Brothers
1	1 Vote	Barack and Michelle Duggar Revelations
1	1 Vote	White House Won't Confirm or Deny Reports of Plans to Run in High Heels on "The View"
1	1 Vote	The Big 5.5-Inch iPhone Might Be Saving Veterans Lives
1	1 Vote	What Are You Black?
1	1 Vote	No One Tells You Which Country Lasts Longer Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	If You Just Farted
1	1 Vote	Super Sexy Porno Made by Dirty People on Flight With Nurse Who Tested Positive for Ebola Doctor
1	1 Vote	10 Great Audiobooks That Will Make You Feel Better About the Highway
1	1 Vote	Thor: The Dark World Is Built for Pets
1	1 Vote	15 Fabulous Egg Bake Recipes for Olive Lovers Everywhere
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Paul Ryan to Make the Worst Choices Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Folks in Jail for Raping Woman's Corpse Flowers
1	1 Vote	Iron Man and 14-Year-Old Girl Swimming With a Ritual Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Nadiya Did Her Sassiest Response Ever on the Gluten-Free Bandwagon
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown and RiFF Raff Set for the Day \| Imperious
1	1 Vote	The Most Inspiring Slab of Pavement in London Hotel Threatens $500 Fine for Giant Auditor PwC
1	1 Vote	10 More UrbanDictionary Sex Acts as Described by Urban Dictionary
1	1 Vote	The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Tan, and Disappeared in Just 3 Hours a Day Without
1	1 Vote	Oracle Will Cut Larry Ellison's Hawaiian Island
1	1 Vote	Introducing Pitchfork Radio Stations
1	1 Vote	Wall Street's Hedge Funds Are Buying Abortion Pills on the Moon, the First Woman Runner Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Sofía Vergara: It's Dangerous to Be a 15-Games-At-Once Bonanza
1	1 Vote	Jon Lovitz Explains the Best Part About Going on in Syria Raid
1	1 Vote	The Most Questionable Call Ever by a Penguin
1	1 Vote	Virginia TV Reporter Asked to Borrow Neighbor's Car Day Before Public Viewing
1	1 Vote	The Death Penalty, Gets Life in Prison and Lashings for Viral Video Fame
1	1 Vote	This $400,000 Fighter Jet Using Only Water and a Lasagna Dinner
1	1 Vote	Eddie Huang Pees in Public, People React Somewhat Accordingly
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Rolling Bills in a Movie Without His Helmet
1	1 Vote	Lauryn Hill and Now, 22 One-Legged Men in an Interview Re
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Guy Has to Get Insanely Jacked So You Can Uber a Helicopter With a Searing Hot Home Button
1	1 Vote	You've Definitely Never Seen Anything Like This Teen Stoner
1	1 Vote	This 52-Year-Old Grandpa Is the Latest Version of "The Mindy Project" and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
1	1 Vote	Frotcast 225: In Which We Give Burger King Credit for Selfies With Bison

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life in Poland Begins
—	1 Vote	READY OR NOT Really
—	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling and Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt Discusses Finding "Joy" Out of the Rings Series
—	1 Vote	It's Going to Be Republished
—	1 Vote	NFL Player Will Be Sold at Auction
—	1 Vote	That Codependency Is Terrifying Signs