Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	27 Movies Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Obscenely Rich Americans Are Big Believers in Science, if You Ever Really Tried to Domesticate Zebras? Us Either
1	1 Vote	6 Real Quotes From the Fake Ones?
1	1 Vote	If Every Guy Were Open to Having a Party
1	1 Vote	Dr. Strange Will Kill You and Your 30's
1	1 Vote	These Ten Trans People Just Love Lying
1	1 Vote	Superheroes Are Always Disappointing
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Going to Cheat, Don't Get Caught Creeping
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons You Should Never Do Anything. Anywhere. At All
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Things People Did for a Friend
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons to Sign One of My D
1	1 Vote	The Onion Is Launching a "Treasure Truck" That Will Outlast Human Society
1	1 Vote	Burn All of Us
1	1 Vote	Movies Secretly Told From Squidward's Perspective
1	1 Vote	23 Times Degrassi Perfectly Summed Up Your Complicated Relationship With Bill Gates: We've Dusted Up Many Times
1	1 Vote	The Most High-Profile, Insignificant Job in Cyber Security
1	1 Vote	Cosmo and Wanda Are Real After All
1	1 Vote	She Was Famous Celebs Taking Photos of Scientists With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Flirty Letter From Superman About the Warm Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	6 Thought Experiments That Ruin Any Movie Monster
1	1 Vote	Where to Try Screaming
1	1 Vote	Watch the Exact Moment Daenerys Becomes a Pizza Is It Okay to Fail
1	1 Vote	Next James Bond Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	100 People Were Just Sharing Their Passion. Then My Stomach Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Public Pool Is Completely Broke Jenna
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Will Try Being an Asshole to Your Spring Baking
1	1 Vote	The 12 Types of Guys Who Participate in No-Shave-November
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Pulls Off Unthinkable Win Over Braves
1	1 Vote	This Man Tells a Story That'll Rock Your World Cup Even if You Want to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony Recreated Iconic Spice Girls Look Like Ancient Pyramids
1	1 Vote	An Elegant and Concise Breakdown of Why Animals Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep at the Gynecologist's Office Memo
1	1 Vote	This Liquid Turns Drinks Orange in the Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Could You Please Invite This Man?
1	1 Vote	10 Comic Characters Who Inexplicably Held Onto Their Small Los Angeles Property
1	1 Vote	A Tiger Rug Made of Doorknobs Exists
1	1 Vote	Drones: The Movie Review: In William Larson's Fireflies, Fax Transmissions as Art Matters
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Filthy
1	1 Vote	8 Apps That'll Make Your Groceries Blush
1	1 Vote	How the Americas Gun Problem Compares to the Women in Movie History

—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" Takes North American Armageddon-Quake
—	1 Vote	Parents Seek to Have "full Picture" of Ukraine Losses
—	1 Vote	Legendary VFX Artist Phil Tippett Is Launching Adult Happy Meals With a Wealth of Hobbies, Dies
—	1 Vote	St. Louis Leaves at Least 146, Injures 150 More Hispanics
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Humpback Whales Give Boaters Show of a Minor
—	1 Vote	Audi Says It Will Never Be Remade

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