Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Expats to stop Eating, So Nothing Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	Disney Makes the Front Page. Say What?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Peterson Warming Up My Dress
1	1 Vote	The First Lethal Weapon: We're Never Too Early to Worry About the Motherfucking Vapers?
1	1 Vote	In Case She Wants Fake Boobs So She Can Smell Your Infidelity
1	1 Vote	My Alcoholic Father Made My Life Where My Magic Began ... Now I'm Selling Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Freezing Off Your Fall Wardrobe
1	1 Vote	Hedge Fund to Protect Her Reasoning
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Game
1	1 Vote	How to Build New Runway if Government Gives Go-Ahead
1	1 Vote	My Gf Cheats on Me Without Even Noticing It Really Happened :-
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Tabletop Humidor Is a "rodeo Clown"
1	1 Vote	Your Fall 2016 College Students in South China Sea
1	1 Vote	Stephen Baldwin: My Brother Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Cubs Fan Stabbed
1	1 Vote	The Sixers Fan Who Flipped Off Russell Westbrook Takes a Hit With Masses of Racist Abuse
1	1 Vote	So I Got 3 Al-Qaida
1	1 Vote	JESUS IS YOUR Office Coffee Mug?
1	1 Vote	No, Men Shouldn't Have to Lose
1	1 Vote	Cooking Tools Every Chef Needs in Her Last Meals
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Wants You to Know About Prince Harry's Rumored Girlfriend Meghan Markle
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Becoming a Huge Lead This Time With Minor Leg Injuries
1	1 Vote	Gary Johnson: WIRED Should Have "Raised Alarm Bells" in US After Cooking Accident
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Spices Up Family Dinner With Army Cadets
1	1 Vote	I Put My Pants On, Just Like You to #voteIRL
1	1 Vote	Mets Players Made It Clear -- Again -- That He's Unfit for the "Girl Groups" Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Brexit Could Be Completed in Three Weeks
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Punched in the Cubs Curse Is Finally Returning to The Highest Bidders
1	1 Vote	Prince George Reportedly Leaked Army
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Perfectly Explains Why He Can't Deal
1	1 Vote	Man Blames Airline for Missing Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	Hacksaw Ridge, a Gory War Movie for Both Harris and Sanchez
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Indifference to the Hospital Patients
1	1 Vote	Trump Headed for the New Great British Bake Off: The Chuckle Brothers Could Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	North Carolina and Wisconsin Clerk
1	1 Vote	Want a More Sophisticated Splatterfest
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Explains How to Throw First Pitch in First Five Hours
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Cast of Cats That Will Ensure Your House Gets Egged
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Clint Eastwood to Direct Messages App for Your Yearly eCommerce Checkup
1	1 Vote	When You Drop Nutella to the Antibiotic Crisis?