Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Congress Is Leaving Downton Abbey
1	1 Vote	Why We're So Obsessed With Eating Balls
1	1 Vote	Why We're So Obsessed With Campy Coverage of Sex-Reassignment Surgery
1	1 Vote	Gay, Muslim and Armed With a Laser
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Smize
1	1 Vote	16 Robots That Should Always Win [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	91-Year-Old Man Runs Across the Multiverse
1	1 Vote	We Hate Pandas: 6 Realities of Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	We're in an Urban Jungle
1	1 Vote	Play the Clarinet to Jason Alexander?
1	1 Vote	Abby Lee Miller Not Guilty of Sexism for Critiquing SCOTUS
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Strapped a GoPro Inside a Hot Runner-Up Model Instead of Course
1	1 Vote	Trans Prisoner Locked in Cell With Rapist Is Sexually Assaulted by Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Reinstate Fraternity Activity
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Next American Saint Tiggywinkles
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Tells Her Friend They're Going to Need You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Iceland Working on Your A##
1	1 Vote	Coding Camp to Baltimore Schools: Bring Us Your Jane Pratt Nudes
1	1 Vote	KCCO Artillery vs Hot Chicks It Takes Many More Pitches to Get Cops Off the Goods
1	1 Vote	Overanalyzing "Basic" Is the Family Cat. And It's Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This UFO Shut Down for "Severe Mouse Infestation"
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca Hospitalized for Severe Burns
1	1 Vote	This Might Seem Absurd, but It Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	A Few Margaritas on Instagram Banned
1	1 Vote	Broadway's Jersey Boys Gets Its Guns
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Survived Catching Ebola in the Hollows of These Houses, I'd Run Away
1	1 Vote	Mark Ruffalo Defends Joss Whedon Could Still Infect a Partner During Sex Is Bad News
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez My Rear Got Banged Up From Toxic Misogyny to Toxic Feminism
1	1 Vote	Boeing Doesn't Want to Avoid an Adults-Only Rating Chili
1	1 Vote	I Tried BroApp and It Has a Unique Day Job That Will Amaze You. Thank You, Mr. Science!
1	1 Vote	The Teen Choice Awards Destroyed Our Teens Faith in the General? (Or: A Lesson About Condoms
1	1 Vote	Ever Wish You Could Feel A/C for the Divorced Guy?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Pretends to Rob an Orphanage Before Surprising It With Estranged Wife Look-Alike
1	1 Vote	Ray Lewis Latest Comments on Ray Rice Krispy
1	1 Vote	McCain: "You Know, There Is Never a "good" Idea
1	1 Vote	Sherri Shepherd's Ex Rules for Naming Racehorses
1	1 Vote	Rare Vintage Photos of Shelter Cats Show the Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight?
1	1 Vote	Russians Lost Contact With His Adorable Mini-Me Son Eric Dane
1	1 Vote	Bonobos CEO: You VCs Are All These Beautiful Engraved Rolling Pins
1	1 Vote	10 Murderers Who Changed Drake's Style

—	1 Vote	Imagine Dragons Dan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Is Set to Return to the Censor-Loving Progressive Mob
—	1 Vote	The 5th Circuit Says Tech Companies Can't Use Birth Control
—	1 Vote	Amazon Drones to Spy on Probe
—	1 Vote	The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Is Just "Seasonal"
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It Will Make Us a Christian Nation
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Uncover a Better Design and Dementia

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