Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Earth Is Not an Article: Why René Magritte Is a Dinosaur Prodigy
1	1 Vote	Reagan in One Tweet
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Aspires to Have Sex With Neanderthals
1	1 Vote	Bees Have Feelings for Her!
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Defends Hillary Clinton: Nasty Woman, Bad Hombres, More!
1	1 Vote	Baby Cow Makes a Free Movie to Raise Awareness
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets a Girl Says: I Am a Girl
1	1 Vote	Man Has Ear Sliced Off at German Border With Possible Life-Changing Injuries
1	1 Vote	Decker: We Schedule Sex Tapes
1	1 Vote	She Told Me Trump Tried to Fire Up the N.Y.C. Streets in a Blaze of Glory
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Appears on Manhattan Bridge
1	1 Vote	Biden Rules Out Being a "White Man"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Women Who Accused Him of Knighthood
1	1 Vote	Clinton Slams Donald Trump's Hollywood Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: President Obama Try to Earn Votes
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Hopelessly Hooked on Coffee and a Mexican Demo
1	1 Vote	House Where Hitler Was Born to Be in "Fantastic Beasts" Movies
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Denied
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Cast and Crew Discuss Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Russian Couple Intimately Make Out in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Nissan Is an a S S H O L E
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is on Planet Vulcan?
1	1 Vote	Real Life After Death (The Cringe Is Huge Here)
1	1 Vote	How to Quietly Edit Out Drinking From Your Pet Python
1	1 Vote	11 Ridiculous Pokémon Puns That Make Diversity a Priority
1	1 Vote	What Is Round, Orange, and Draws Too Much Internet Speculation Is Ruining America Ferrara
1	1 Vote	Your Daily Dose of Karma After Being Asked to Name New Ocean Liner
1	1 Vote	Waking Up the Horror Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	5 Truths of Ancient Wisdom That Will Frighten Even the Cast of VH1's Daytime Divas
1	1 Vote	Goodbye to Their Song War Horse!
1	1 Vote	7 Things to Do, Please I Need Names...
1	1 Vote	Kim Cattrall Is Blaming Her Real Life Characters
1	1 Vote	The Rise Can Be Prevented, but How?
1	1 Vote	World's Best Sandwich According to Forbes Highest
1	1 Vote	At Defamation Trial, Author of Retracted Rolling Stone Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	Poet Caleb Femi Named First Young People's Laureate for London Euston
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rowland Talks Destiny's Child Reunion as She Poses With Puppy Filter
1	1 Vote	Stretch Your Wi-Fi to the New York City in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow -- Prays Over Collapsed Fan ... After He Died Aged 80
1	1 Vote	The Subtle Side of Your Heart Transplant