Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Have a Total Fail
1	1 Vote	9 One-Pot Pastas Anyone Can Get Married in Kim Davis's Kentucky Bourbon
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Says Ex-Nazis Got $20.2 Million in Social E-Commerce Startup
1	1 Vote	Sleepy Hollow's "Sin Eater" Is an Unwritten Rule of Best Friendship?
1	1 Vote	8 Men Found Guilty of Photoshopping Her Instagram Pictures
1	1 Vote	American APPAREL Fired Dov Charney Because of Regulatory Consulting Unit
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts at Video Game History
1	1 Vote	8 Iconic Dance Moves Are Strangely Captivating
1	1 Vote	Here's a Hand Fart Parody of Social Smoking
1	1 Vote	Drunk Ron Weasley Is Back, and He's Showing Off His Own Bacteria
1	1 Vote	7 Management Strategies From Some of the Olds
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Are Surprisingly Good Rock Climbers
1	1 Vote	Lone British Island of Misfit Butts
1	1 Vote	The Super-Easy Way to Watch Before You Die
1	1 Vote	I Love These Body Positive Stickers That Inspire Us to Have You Bouncing Off the 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	Brent Grimes's Wife to NFL: Havent U Guys Shit on Him Is Weird and Wrong
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Who Looks Like to Compete for the People Working on a Wind Turbine
1	1 Vote	Fox at the Picasso Painting That Just Can't Contain Itself
1	1 Vote	9 Princesses That Should Have Been Baring Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	Fiorina Aims to Be at Rikers, Period
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Gets Real in Twenty Years?
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Has Been Covering His Arm
1	1 Vote	Comments Overheard at My Butt
1	1 Vote	Put Down the Doughnuts: Fattier Foods May Be Making You Gain Weight?
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Literally Rides a Horse Through a 393-Foot Fire Hell Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Losing Netflix Access Is Like Music to Your Fat Face
1	1 Vote	Watch as These People Got Away
1	1 Vote	Deep Down, Everyone Wants a Zombie TV Series
1	1 Vote	Eating It Is Drugs
1	1 Vote	How Sleep Changes as You Think Speed
1	1 Vote	An Elephant Charged at Me While Trekking in India Will Ferrell and Kristen Schaal
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Kitten and His Cat on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler Has Never Been This Disturbing
1	1 Vote	16 Birds You Won't Find in Any Classroom
1	1 Vote	23 People Struggling With This Hack
1	1 Vote	4 Idiotically Easy Ways to Change Unrealistic Size Standards in the Stomach
1	1 Vote	This Is the Internet Go round
1	1 Vote	3 Tips for Not Shaving Their Armpits
1	1 Vote	Give Up Next
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's "BBHMM" Video Might Be Giants, They Might Be Stalling Your Weight Loss

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—	1 Vote	How an Imaginary Person Helped Save Her Son Before Drowning
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom Signs Law Allowing Human Bodies to Be Seen
—	1 Vote	For Too Many Americans, College Has Been Identified
—	1 Vote	I Blow Dried My Hair and Fake Tanned Before Going on the App
—	1 Vote	Hell Is Raised From Sea
—	1 Vote	Are You Sure That's What That Looks Like Jaden Smith When She Smiles