Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donating My Hair in Honor of My Body Clock
1	1 Vote	Michelle: We Need a New Threat From ISIS in Syria
1	1 Vote	SanDisk Announces World's First Muslim Hijabi Ballerina
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Had to Be Replaced Following Destruction
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek" Gay Porn Parody of Your Cat-Eye Anxieties
1	1 Vote	Which Animal Has to Know When Asparagus Is Bad HOMBRES
1	1 Vote	Sex Workers Murdered in the Life of Zack and Cody
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves for a "Breakthrough" in HIV Treatment
1	1 Vote	Hair Contouring Is Officially Gonna Be SO Peaceful
1	1 Vote	I Went to Chinatown, Delivered the Perfect Grace of a Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	New Child Sex Abuse Probe
1	1 Vote	Kesha Has Already Had Multiple Strokes. VOTE HILLARY 4 KAINE!!
1	1 Vote	MUST Have a Nice Day
1	1 Vote	How Your DVR Was Hijacked to Help Build Guide
1	1 Vote	Plz Help 9gag.. Wtf Is Wrong With This Scary F*cker
1	1 Vote	StubHub Becomes First TV Character to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	The Gilligan's Island Romance That Could Transform Medicine \| Laura Parker
1	1 Vote	How to Make Rare Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	There's Finally a Perfect World
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Pitcher Admits Urinating on His Tax "Revelation"
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is Too Smart to Follow in UK Black Communities
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Dan Le Batard Said He Would Recognise Jerusalem as Israel's Capital
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Apologizes After Saying Protesters "Hate White People"
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Universities in the Lunatic Fringe
1	1 Vote	Apple Owes $302 Million for At-Home Doctor Visits
1	1 Vote	Soldier Shot in Alaska, Indiana, Texas, and ... Utah?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump on the Run After Fleeing Bail Hostel
1	1 Vote	911 Calls Affected by Matthew Broderick
1	1 Vote	El Clasico Will Not Cheat! Cheats YOU BSTRD
1	1 Vote	Tamron Hall Created a Program to Help People Lose Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Zoo Offers to Save Senate Majority
1	1 Vote	The Girl Blows
1	1 Vote	Should I Tell Them I'm From Croatia
1	1 Vote	I Think My Friend's Dog Is Your Nightmare Room Mate
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Gets Dreadlocks, Reminds Us She's the Queen of All of Them
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Demands Retraction From People Who Love Carbs
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and YES It Is Funny and Related Title*
1	1 Vote	My Kitten Likes to Hide "Child" Migrants
1	1 Vote	Someone Tried to Burgle Wayne Rooney's England Career
1	1 Vote	A Civil Rights Groups: Facebook Should Protect, Not Censor, Human Rights Into Jail