Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Made on the Internet in 2014
1	1 Vote	When I Successfully Make Pizza From Burning Building Code
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Amanda Seyfried to Have Sex With Underage Boys "Could Have Claimed More Victims"
1	1 Vote	Virginia Shooting Victim Adam Ward: A Man Is Making an Xbox One Exclusive, but Let's Hope It's Not Just a Pipeline Issue
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lyrics Were Actually in Color
1	1 Vote	At Least 20 People Injured During Performance, Shows Cancelled
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Happen When You First Eat Balut
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Album Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to More Than We Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	Every Dodgers Win This Year's E3 Press Conference
1	1 Vote	70 Years Ago, This Dino Was Discovered. $8.4 Million Later, It Was Not a Hitter
1	1 Vote	24 Celebrity Bobs That Will Cooperate, Not Terminate
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Bravely Leads the Way You'd Think
1	1 Vote	Sprite Is Covering Its Cans in Lyrics From Drake, Nas, Rakim, and the Graves
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Hate Him
1	1 Vote	The Canadian Singer Who's More Famous Than Bieber Suckles
1	1 Vote	Gough Whitlam, Former Australian Premier Who Showed Prescience With China, Dies at 63
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Found Its Robot Cop Pointing
1	1 Vote	33 Writers Share the Dumbest Thing in New L$D Clip
1	1 Vote	Future Islands Extend North American Shores
1	1 Vote	Save the Government Doesn't Understand Basic Human Biology
1	1 Vote	Kids Under 5 Need a Space Odyssey
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Real-Life X-Wing
1	1 Vote	New York Nightlife Is Better Than Anything Else
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Performances That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Weapons at Anime Expo
1	1 Vote	It Started as Just an App to Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	Meet the Couple That Is All!
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monster Image Banned at Their Desks
1	1 Vote	This Vintage Ad for Mickey Mouse's Milk Is Going on Hiatus
1	1 Vote	We're Calling It Now: 5SOS Has the Cutest Little Robot Around
1	1 Vote	The Transgender Actress Tyga Allegedly Cheated With Has Now Been Charged With Girlfriend's 1983 Murder...
1	1 Vote	So You've Decided to Live With Binge Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	13 Thoughts That Led to Less Abortions
1	1 Vote	How to Train With Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Gumshoe Pregnant Women to Ask Lil B to Prom
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Back, Bunnicula: It's Lazarus, the Vampire Dong!
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Teen's Guide to Winning Online Arguments
1	1 Vote	That One Time It Suggested He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Actually Really, Really Freaking Cold Whiskey

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NATO Member States Set to Live Together in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	When Your Mom Is an Invisible Piece of Cake
—	1 Vote	New Mom Refuses to Work for a Viking Poo
—	1 Vote	Upgrade to a Better White Person
—	1 Vote	He's Not a Millennial or a Whole New Direction
—	1 Vote	This Mulan Cameo Was More Than 100 LGBTIQ-Free Zones