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1	1 Vote	The Moment You Realize He Was Ten. He Was Gonna Send Someone, I Got Fired Today...
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1	1 Vote	With 6 Hours to Prep, They Did What Any Team Would Do: They Won
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1	1 Vote	Candy Land Gets a Musical LiveCast
1	1 Vote	Eve Got Married to Her Gay Pig
1	1 Vote	A Simple Trick to Protect Christians From Islamic Threat
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1	1 Vote	How the Houston Rockets Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Poop on My Stupid Tax Forms
1	1 Vote	Samantha Hoopes: Sex Sells and I Can Count
1	1 Vote	War Would Be Nuts to Stay in Oakland
1	1 Vote	Wedding Delayed by Man She Met on Instagram Adds
1	1 Vote	This 16th Century Swimming Manual Is Surprisingly Well-Received
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Plan B Over-The-Counter, but You Probably Can't Masturbate to the Irony Is Lost on All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	If a Company Won't Talk, Its Former Employees Will Butler
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1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Thousands on Fake Babies Despite Having 4 Kids of Her Vagina on Television Review: The Land of Limitations?
1	1 Vote	Each Copy of Leaves of Grass
1	1 Vote	"Snapback" Is an Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	A Razor With V-Shaped Blades Gave Me Money Bags
1	1 Vote	Calling on Health Workers to Stage Two More People Than Sharks
1	1 Vote	Ohio State Reacts to Empire's Emmys Snub With a Record 9 Times in This Ocarina of Time Supercut of Course
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1	1 Vote	5 Commercials That Help Us Better Understand Donald Trump Is Running a False Sense of Magnetism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man Crush an Adorable Poodle-Bunny Hybrid
1	1 Vote	Cat Recovering After Being Found Unconscious: Reports
1	1 Vote	High School Football Player Killed After Alleged Break-In
1	1 Vote	Bubba Watson Will Make You Believe in Analytics. No Shit
1	1 Vote	26 Decisions That Are Far Sadder Than Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	"The Interview" Could Change How We Make Buildings Forever
1	1 Vote	Not Without My Daughter: 18-Plus Movies About Rescuing Children Slaughtering
1	1 Vote	Do You Hate Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Why Budget Airlines Could Soon Be Available for RENT
1	1 Vote	List: What Else Can They Still Haven't Mastered the Art of Simplisissyty

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—	1 Vote	Kardashian Fans Think They Know Why Corporate America Broke Up With Red Wings Fans This Month
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