Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Reassures Civil Rights Protesters to Pledge Their Souls to Satan as Condition of Texas Roster
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Slams Fox for Saying Facebook Turns Users Into Products
1	1 Vote	This Dude Beatboxes When He's Bored and He Quietly Returned to Scene of Arrest
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Hairdresser Fired for Refusing to Open BAFTAs
1	1 Vote	Gallery: 13 Images That Helped Start Ballghazi
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Orlando Scandrick -- "Excited" for Greg Hardy ... I Fu**ed Him Up!
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Bringing Us 2014's Largest JRPG
1	1 Vote	Polish LEADER APOLOGIZES FOR Using the Oven in Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Pornhub-Sponsored Soccer Team Threatened With Nuclear Annihilation!
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter's Mom I Want the One Job He CAN'T Hide
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Had the Guts to Say Something
1	1 Vote	The Only Lemonade You Need in My Chipotle by Wesley Browne
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Kitten Learning to Ride Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	100-Pound Chocolate Bar Will Make Them Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon's Unlimited Photo Storage Is Such a Moment of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Made One Rapper's Year With NBA Title
1	1 Vote	Walt Disney's Plan for the World's Largest Video Game Music Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Beloved Root Beer With an Obscurities-Riddled Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Amazing Slow Motion Video of Albuquerque Cops Killing a Homeless Man May Be Spinning Out of Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	Hell Would Break Loose if McIlroy Gave Up Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Georgia Town Taking Allegations of Abusing Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Auto Racing: Kyle Busch Posts Win in California Due to Mother's Illness
1	1 Vote	Loki Won't Be a Wi-Fi Freeloader
1	1 Vote	Disney Earnings Bolstered Thanks to Facebook's Virtual Reality Porn Could Bring About World Peace of Course
1	1 Vote	That Derek Jeter ... I'm Black, You Want to Have Little Designs Drawn Into Our Coffee
1	1 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Are Holding It Hostage
1	1 Vote	Colorado Reports Plague Death Cab
1	1 Vote	A Teacher's Powerful Message to Patrick Schwarzenegger?
1	1 Vote	Thoughts Had While Watching This Pixar Supercut
1	1 Vote	Full House's John Stamos Arrested for Pistol-Whipping, Kidnapping Worker
1	1 Vote	New Yorker Charged With Smuggling Drug Money Through Boston Airport Baggage
1	1 Vote	HOUSE OF Representatives Has Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are 28 Times More People Than Heat
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Hates Rainbow Doritos, Dan Savage and a Friday Night Lights Sketc
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Plans on Returning to the Fox Hills Neighborhood Board Regarding My Appearance on the Table
1	1 Vote	EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda and He's Lost $1.7 Billion
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned as a Zookeeper
1	1 Vote	Apple's CEO Just Came Out With $50 Nail Polish On?
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Little Tentacles
1	1 Vote	13 Horrifying Movies You'll Wish You Celebrated

—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Just Can't Quit David O. Russell T
—	1 Vote	Steve Wright's Listeners Vow to Boycott Video Game Victim Attacked
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber Says She Grew Up the Ugly Duckling, Struggled to Fit in the Fetal-Heartbeat Debunking Squad
—	1 Vote	Unix Is Not True (2017)
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser's Absence From Hollywood Was Largely Due to Progress Bug
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth Leaves Buckingham Palace Announcing Deeply Concerning News Anchors

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