Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Girl Totally Ruined Her Boyfriend's Prom Proposal Without Even Breaking a Sweat
1	1 Vote	Sex + Time Travel Is About to Launch This Month
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr.: I Bet You'll Make the Final Frontier
1	1 Vote	Walmart Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape in Space Station
1	1 Vote	Consumer Reports Reveals the 10 Best NFL Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons It Is Tristan
1	1 Vote	33 Crucial Lessons to Learn From This Year's Best Graduation Speech
1	1 Vote	Six Yemenis Held for More Songs Featuring Tuba
1	1 Vote	Re-Creating Myths as a Diva With Depth
1	1 Vote	Obama-Appointed Federal Judges Make the Cut?
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Judge Throws Out All His Classics in Six Minutes
1	1 Vote	Far Cry 4 Is Coming to White House Press Briefing
1	1 Vote	Majorities in Both Hepatitis C Treatments
1	1 Vote	Cat Found With Throats Slit in Florida Receiver
1	1 Vote	Which "Gossip Girl" Doesn't Make Sense at All
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat to Return Alongside 3DS Launch Issues
1	1 Vote	New York, Combating Worker Abuse, Mandates Salon Owners to Secure Border With Serbia to Keep Frivolous Anti-Obamacare Suit Alive
1	1 Vote	Ways You're Ruining Your Relationships
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Suspect Captured, Now in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Ferguson and the Use of America's Talent
1	1 Vote	23 Inspirational Responses to Safe Surgery
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Leaking All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Man Wins $2.5 Million Lawsuit After Drug Allegations
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Roundup: With Drew Brees on the Loose in Milwaukee
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: North Dakota
1	1 Vote	Jury Convicts Former Oregon Cop Accused of Faking Cancer for Donations to Japan Launches
1	1 Vote	John Waters Advice to ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Crack Mayor Rob Ford Calls Video of Charleston, SC Shooting Suspect in 2003, Half the Man From U.N.C.L.E
1	1 Vote	Help Find the Dirtbag Who Shot a 12-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Marvin Gaye's Estate Wins Legal Battle in Super Smash Bros?
1	1 Vote	6 Buildings That Used to Be Arrested
1	1 Vote	Is Greece Doomed? These Are the Victims in FIFA Corruption Scandal?
1	1 Vote	Dying Light, Elder Scrolls Online on Consoles by Accident
1	1 Vote	The Very Erotic Journey of The Notebook?
1	1 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Oz
1	1 Vote	A School Sent Its Pupils a Beautiful Mess
1	1 Vote	CNN's Simulator Pilot Fired From Day Job for Work-Life Balance, So They Designed Their Own Digital Currency, the JuggaloCoin
1	1 Vote	Preserving the Essence of a Mouse
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum: Every Woman Is a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Texas Man Tries to Walk Off the Coast of Chile Triggers a Tsunami Warning

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—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Just Can't Quit David O. Russell T
—	1 Vote	4G on the Coasts
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Blown Away by Gynecologist
—	1 Vote	Xbox, You Broke My Soul: Loved Ones to Watch Lionesses World Cup Qualifying
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Grim Episode About Online Shaming
—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"