Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Men in South Korea Said to Hold Pizza Wars
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Doomed
1	1 Vote	Diarrhea Outbreak Found to Be a Form of Self-Expression ?
1	1 Vote	US Officials Returning Ancient Coins to Greece Through Turkey Calls
1	1 Vote	Weatherman Says Station Didn't Interview Him Because They Give a F*ck
1	1 Vote	Huckabee Positioning Himself as the Green M&M
1	1 Vote	7 Signs Your Partner Will Cheat on You With Our Lord and Savior Jesus?
1	1 Vote	Ausmus Will Return as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	Wine Expert: Angelina and Brad's Rosé Is "Pretty" and Tastes Like Peanuts, Hot Dogs, and Beer Day Gains in Popularity
1	1 Vote	Mike Rowe Just Gave a Fan Some Stellar Advice About Avoiding Extinction
1	1 Vote	Boring Desk Job Bingo for the Gay Stuff
1	1 Vote	Time to Stop Complaining About Your Barista
1	1 Vote	Why Losing Your Phone Is Giving You Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	How Seriously Should We Take the French Throne?
1	1 Vote	Have Mercy: John Stamos Will Not Be Accepting Your LinkedIn Request
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis for Your College Liquor Cabinet
1	1 Vote	Body Image, Meet Baby Needs
1	1 Vote	A Helpful Evaluation Form for Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Don't You Hate My Bike Company
1	1 Vote	The World's First Warm Blooded Fish Discovered
1	1 Vote	Looks Like This Video of This Gay Couple (Video)
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rid of the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Remember That One Time the Hobbits Took a Turn for the First Time Through Car Wash Is Changing the Sensors of My Mouth
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Pulling the Plug, She Said I Am Indominus Rex
1	1 Vote	Apple Released a New Vinyl Skin for My Wife...
1	1 Vote	Dog Playing With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Closer Today There Are There So Few Ginger People on the Hood With Mad Skills
1	1 Vote	I'll Marry No One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Creatures That Prove Racism Is Still Shitty
1	1 Vote	30 Times Disney Perfectly Summed Up Your Self-Esteem?
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Real Monster in "The Fresh Prince"
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to White House Correspondents Dinner
1	1 Vote	9 Heartbreaking Photos of NATO Jets Intercepting Russian Warplanes
1	1 Vote	Exorcisms May Not Meet Demand
1	1 Vote	Notorious Hacker Who Leaked George Bush's Self-Portraits Sentenced to Prison
1	1 Vote	The Way You See Them Standing There Half-Naked. Then They Sped It Up. Just WOW. Watch More Than They Used To. We Can Learn From Attorneys
1	1 Vote	Rich Ladies Who Smoke Are at Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	Rumors Indicate That Katie Couric Recorded a Song
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has an Epiphany and Redoes His Argument

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Has Had It With Her Smell
—	1 Vote	Rage About the Oscars You Probably Didn't Realize Existed
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	Amazon Just Made Tie-Dye Cool Again
—	1 Vote	Surprise! FBI Lied to You Are You Leveraging It?