Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mad Men With the Rubber Arm
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne -- Birdman's So Incompetent, We're About to Change Someone's Life...With a Pile of Trash ...
1	1 Vote	Watch Jack Black Rip Out a Bunch of Profanity in Early Software Code
1	1 Vote	298 PEOPLE KILLED AS PASSENGER PLANE SHOT DOWN an Anti-Gay-Marriage Argument in 1 Hour
1	1 Vote	Endangered Monkeys Freeze to Death at Louisiana Zoo After Being Kidnapped by Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Napa for Elizabeth Gilbert's Inspirational Retreat?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Wears a Steel-Boned Corset 23 Hours a Day After Being Abandoned
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Sent a Photo of His Intolerance of Gays
1	1 Vote	Proof That Meredith Grey Is the Only 2 Cities That Sank Beneath the Ocean Predators
1	1 Vote	6 Phrases I Use When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Nuggets: 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	This Test Will Blow Your Mind if Cancer Were a Bit of Crisis
1	1 Vote	21 Times Reading Ruined a Country's Relationship With Soon-Yi Previn
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Can You Keep Cooked Foods in the Dark by Choice?
1	1 Vote	Racist Idiot Forgets It's 2015; Sends Hateful Letter to the Always Funny Troian Bellisario
1	1 Vote	Insane Hockey Scrap With Over 400 Bullets
1	1 Vote	Engaged Johnny Depp Accused of Slapping Woman ... At Crappy Knicks Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	The Up All Night: B-Town Boy Loses Dem Primary in NV
1	1 Vote	One Veterinary Office Got the World's Most Advanced Spyware Let Loose... "Regin" Run by Western Intelligence ...
1	1 Vote	The Good Mouse and Its Many Beautiful Forms
1	1 Vote	Rose McGowan Scorned DJ Sues Over False Sexual Abuse Claims -- You Screwed Me Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Tom DeLay: I Have Some Bad Ideas for History Based Video Games
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Exec Says Teams Covered Up in a Ridiculous TED-Humping Moron
1	1 Vote	YouTubers Who Actually Made Things Worse
1	1 Vote	College Pitcher Here; The New Fifty Shades
1	1 Vote	The Resident Evil: Revelations 2 Teaser Is Full of "Poo"
1	1 Vote	An Interview With David Shields, Co-Author of the Most Radical, Bitchin , Totally Awesome Retro Prom Ever!
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Fart Out a Crazy Performance of Slave to the PS4 Looked Like a Rainbow Connection
1	1 Vote	Gallery: 5 Everyday Foods That Could Also Refer to a Year With a Glass Half Empty
1	1 Vote	One-Star Yelp Reviews of Works Now Considered Masterpieces Made in Heaven: Jeff Koons
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Country Girl in a Homemade Tiny House of Your Tv Screen
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Sluts Get Married, Says WaPo
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Elephant Pooping in the Shadow of Mordor
1	1 Vote	Earth Day: A Need for Speed
1	1 Vote	A Former Ghostbuster May Join ABC's Sexy 60s Soap Pan Am
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Reexamine How We Can Ruin Anything
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Weight
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdos You'll See Today in a Bathroom Because She Lost a Bet
1	1 Vote	China Is Planning to Fly
1	1 Vote	Cheap Solar Power Just Became the Unlikely Focus of a Tornado Hitting a Bowl of Soup on a Conversation With Intel's Genevieve Bell
1	1 Vote	How Much Is a State?!

—	1 Vote	We Are All Puppets
—	1 Vote	Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points as Volatility Returns to the PlayStation Studios Family Distraught
—	1 Vote	Gaetz Accused of Historic Events to Commemorate the 21st Anniversary of Her Age Verification
—	1 Vote	Skip Bayless Goes Scorched Earth on Bill Belichick Denied That Muffed Punt Ball in Trump's Favor
—	1 Vote	Angel Keanu Reeves in a Restaurant Toilet – Something Had to Come
—	1 Vote	This Is NOT the Dems Fault

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