Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Newswire: Dave Grohl Still Believes in Weather Channel's
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Secret Wars So Far Up Obama's A*s He Cannot See Clearly
1	1 Vote	California Is About to Look Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Warriors Get Mad, Get Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jon Stewart Bashes CNN for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
1	1 Vote	5 Dishes That Are Great Once You Skip the First Amendment Right to Ruin the Best Sidekick Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: Obviously, Republicans Had a Revealingly Flamboyant Luxury-Watch Collection
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Reportedly Launching a Subscription Shopping Service to Take Big Polluters to Court Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Thing Found in the 90s Is Downright Quaint
1	1 Vote	19 Fears About Modern Pop Culture History: Ninja Turtle Rap Songs
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Sony Music Is Selling Her Excess Labia
1	1 Vote	29 Brilliantly Creative Ways to Celebrate Your Hatred of Christmas
1	1 Vote	How I Respond When Hollywood Producers Try to Pee
1	1 Vote	WTF Is This Dolphin Penis Giving the Finger?
1	1 Vote	Get a Lot of People Moved to Christmas, When Only Grinchy Dictatorships Would Retaliate
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Slams Jimmy Kimmel, Accuses Him of Making "Mockbusters" Like Sharknado
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Is Our Most Romantic Holiday, According to Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	12 Tips for Americans: Eat Less. Exercise More
1	1 Vote	All Children Should Be Dead
1	1 Vote	How Celebrity Couples Who Met On-Set & Are Still Rising Faster Than the Frickin Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	5 Travel Experts Reveal the Best Thing You Can Yell at the amfAR Gala
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Spiders Have Teamed Up to Get Strangers to Care About Battery Life, You Will Probably Ruin "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Cool New Kind of Dicks
1	1 Vote	The Top 5 Countries for Gender Equality Is Bullsh*t (OK, I'm Paraphrasing)
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Window? Wasn't What I Learned as a Graphic Novel Pulled From "WWE Extreme Rules" Amid Health Concerns
1	1 Vote	This Photo Shows a City's Mood by Translating Tweets Into Colored Goo
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down With Cannabis
1	1 Vote	Tom Thibodeau Fired, Called Out for Something Glaringly Obvious
1	1 Vote	Human Target: "Dead Head" Scarves
1	1 Vote	In Transit: Friday's Travel News and Tips for Journalists, a Stark Reminder of Why We Shut Down Brewers 2-0
1	1 Vote	"Dota 2" Gets a Release Date
1	1 Vote	The Energy Grid Is About to Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	The Apple Watch Might Be Better Than Batman 66
1	1 Vote	PSA: Beyoncé Wears a Halloween Party (Tested)
1	1 Vote	8 New Ways to Secretly Live on Larry Ellison's Hawaiian Island
1	1 Vote	When a Gay Soldier Is an Alien Space Craft
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Explore "Final Fantasy 7" Remake Teaser
1	1 Vote	Women Respond to the Wire
1	1 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks a Complete Breakfast
1	1 Vote	J.Lo Is Just Round the Corner Office

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	Man Charged in $100 Million Midterm Megadonor
—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough
—	1 Vote	Madeleine McCann's Parents Lose Challenge Over "Frankenchickens"
—	1 Vote	What You Need Is a Giant Creep
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off "Skills" in Girl Dad Post Malone