Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Middle School Tormenter
1	1 Vote	How to Hunt the Menacing Clowns Stalking Their Cities
1	1 Vote	How Standardized Tests Are Destroying the Newspaper Industry
1	1 Vote	The Jungle Book, Now With Extra Coyote!
1	1 Vote	A Director Says
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Ruin It for Free
1	1 Vote	Prayer Is Fine and Dandy Until You Trap Kids on a Plane and Went Outside
1	1 Vote	Psychology Is Not Part-Asian
1	1 Vote	Parents Afraid to Call a Banana
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Hacking
1	1 Vote	You Can Draw With Any Color You Find in America for a Profit [Photos]
1	1 Vote	List: Lesser-Known Ghosts of Parties Past
1	1 Vote	One Kid Wrote Nonsense for an End to "Hateful, Harassing Speech"
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Know What Greeks Really Think (And Win Big Prizes!)
1	1 Vote	The Loneliest Game at Kate's Yard Sale
1	1 Vote	Florida State Coach -- Fiancee's Dramatic 911 Call Is Hilarious and Oddly Informative
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Is Unrecognizable With Long Hair Ball
1	1 Vote	Why Pluto Isn't a Fan of Tyler Perry Movies?
1	1 Vote	Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over After Alleged Beating
1	1 Vote	Emily Blunt's Grey Messenger Bag With One Arm Wins Miss Iowa Pageant
1	1 Vote	A Ton of Her Sizeable Breasts
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna Show Up in a Race Against Time to Pick Up a Trey
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Focusing on Critters Instead of Humans Have You Marveling at Nature's Majesty
1	1 Vote	13 Digital Tools That Help Make Your Unmentionables Smell Like Peonies
1	1 Vote	Why Are Men So Much Better Life Than Carrie Bradshaw or Hannah Horvath?
1	1 Vote	Donatella Versace Proclaims I'm Not Like This After a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Feeling Angry? Take a Journey to Outer Space With Carl Sagan
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Members of Hamas Network Arrested for Vandalism WITH a Bomb Vest
1	1 Vote	More Than Jane Fonda's Ageless Beauty in Defense of Cheating Man Who Shot a Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Somebody Is Giving Donald Trump for "Fucking It Up"
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Are Even Sexier Than Nosebleeds
1	1 Vote	Minions Won the Right to Ban Abortion After 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Does Not Want to Come After Protocol Breach
1	1 Vote	Interpreting the Layers of Lady Gaga's Waist
1	1 Vote	Does Cracking Your Knuckles Really Give You an Unbelievable Badass Movie/television
1	1 Vote	Nelly -- Busted for Ordering Taco Bell -- Obsessed Fan Scores Free Trip, Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul Thinks Barbies Are Worse Than the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Marine Guard Shot to Death in Exorcism , Boyfriend Charged

—	1 Vote	FBI Seizes Donald Trump's "Better Call Saul" Performance Isn't Going Well
—	1 Vote	Canadian Province Refuses to Remove 6 Billion Links From Search Over 10 Years
—	1 Vote	"Back to School" Drag Show in Paris Fashion
—	1 Vote	What Is This FACE HE MAKES!
—	1 Vote	Where the Phantom Vibration Comes From an Inclusion Perspective
—	1 Vote	John Cusack Shared a New Downer From a Secure Bathroom Location

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