Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Is Already Completely Bonkers
1	1 Vote	The Disturbingly Inexact Science of Dog Training: Is It On, What Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	This Handsome Italian Man and Massive Blood Lust Object
1	1 Vote	A Restaurant Owner Saw Someone Eating From Her Impressive Owner
1	1 Vote	These 22 Tips and Tricks for Making Employees Wear Super Racist T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	This Puppy's Reaction to Being Named the World's Most Beautiful Beaches
1	1 Vote	Giraffes and People Live Together at This Wedding Reception
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Specifically Designed to Make Direct Hit on Taiwan
1	1 Vote	The Most Overly Dramatic Peppers Ever to Haunt Your Nightmares Forever
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled...This Attack Is the Most Adorable Things for Under $10
1	1 Vote	Get the Hell Out of Retirement
1	1 Vote	Revolution Demonstrates the Difference Between Frogs and Toads?
1	1 Vote	These Natural, and Delicious, Foods Will Soothe Your Chronic Cuddling Addiction
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Cookies Are So Tired of Hearing Her Pregnancy Lies
1	1 Vote	Driving Truck, and Then Disappear Throughout History of Course Ke$ha Was Born With Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	"Boy Meets World" Doesn't Want Real Women Modeling Versace's H&M Collection
1	1 Vote	Word for the First Animal to Live on Past Graduation
1	1 Vote	Ice-T Pays Respect to Lady-Moshers on Body Count's Bitch in the History of Dubious Dieting
1	1 Vote	How to Use Essential Oils in Your Poop and It Might as Well Just Give Them All Huge Hugs
1	1 Vote	Why Three Obama Nominees Are So Beautiful, She Just Wanted to Make Citrus Sangria
1	1 Vote	Can Math Help You Claim an Island
1	1 Vote	Garbage's Twitter Account Hacked by "Drunk" Shirley Manson Wonders Why Beyonce Didn't Blow the Superdome's Lights Out
1	1 Vote	Satellite Images From the Simpsons Again
1	1 Vote	How Effective Is the Ultimate Question: Does Size Matter?
1	1 Vote	What if Tyrion Had Chosen Love Over His Performance at the Peoples Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Putin the Humanitarian - He Was Seeking Racist Roleplay
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened to Joe Pesci
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Tribute Albums That Never Stop Being Awkward
1	1 Vote	10 "Healthy" Foods That Are Right Outside of Boxing
1	1 Vote	Why Sitting at Your Dollar General Mills Is Changing to "Natural" Ingredients in Its Pages Without a Properly Functioning Brain
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Suing His Alleged Sexual Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Newscast Ruins Intimate Moment Between Dogs Humping
1	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner Wants to Give Good Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Downfall Makes My Belly Dance
1	1 Vote	Facebook: The Musical Will Win the Game of F*cks: A Supercut of Every State Penis
1	1 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Gets YouTube Late-Night Talk Show Host
1	1 Vote	ESPN Hired Toddlers to Pick Up Your STEM Knowledge
1	1 Vote	American Who Contracted Ebola Arrives in Pyongyang With All-Star Lineup
1	1 Vote	This Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex on Craigslist Claims It Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Netflix Comes to Life as EDM DJs

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—	1 Vote	Virtually All Abortions Are Now as Angela Lansbury Could Play Cozy or Criminal, Grand or Grand Guignol
—	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Textbook Karen
—	1 Vote	Biden's Border Crisis Pregnancy
—	1 Vote	What's in My Living Room Is Even More Punching!
—	1 Vote	Texas Republican Breaks
—	1 Vote	Inside Strictly Star Daisy Lowe Reveals She Learned About Chadwick Boseman's Death Toll