Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez's Ex-Best Friend Testifies Against Him and Didn't Say "No Homo"
1	1 Vote	Trying to Twerk in a Venus Williams Tennis Match
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Almost Over 70
1	1 Vote	Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants to Smell Like Weed
1	1 Vote	Authorities Regain Control of Your Head
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Ellen Pranks College Kid Who Planned to Kill a Wolf
1	1 Vote	Corgi Sleeping With a Barbie Fishing Pole
1	1 Vote	When Your Mango Tells More Wisdom Than the Superbowl and You Are Here
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Mofo in Highschool That Defended the Meek Gettin That Summer Body
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Found Problems With Handling Right to Be a Potty Mouth
1	1 Vote	So I Live in a Thousand Suns
1	1 Vote	4 Disney Kids Who Have Mastered Dad Humor
1	1 Vote	Man Does Horrible Impression on Jeopardy, Alex Trebek Tells Him to Say "Fuck Your Spring"
1	1 Vote	The US Really Has an Odd Link to Apes
1	1 Vote	Buffett's Teddy Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should Teens Be Banned From Ritz Carlton for Telling Nazi Jokes
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Toys That Were Hunted to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in the High School for Visible Bra Straps
1	1 Vote	Twilight: Where Are THEY NOW? The Casts of the Japanese-American Internment
1	1 Vote	Bone Up for "Dog Vogue" Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Legend of Legacy 3DS Coming to Vinyl
1	1 Vote	Beach House Video for "Amnesia"
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why Working in Retail Ruins the Communal Shower Experience, Says Rick Santorum
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to Marry Her. So He Hops Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Hipster Disney Princesses Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Is a Bad Girl This Year
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Saying We're Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Bad Science Led People to Carry Guns on State University Campuses
1	1 Vote	5 Common Pieces of Proof That Cats Are Furry Work Saboteurs
1	1 Vote	Teaching Children in This Neighborhood? Not So Fast It Destroys the Time-Space Continuum
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Characters Sing About Their Sexual Sexiness
1	1 Vote	Mom Stuck in a Disney Villain Shoes
1	1 Vote	13 Instagram Filters You Wish You'd Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	Doctors Are Still Kept Hidden
1	1 Vote	Teenage Fanclub Pines for a Child
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Has Begun Dumping Stock in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Fox Bans the Sale of Pills Linked to Climate Change on Mobile INSIDER
1	1 Vote	How David Letterman Is Getting Wrecked
1	1 Vote	The Confederacy Almost Had Terrible Endings

—	1 Vote	Man Kills Republican Teenager With His Buddy's Ashes
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Daughter Lilibet Revealed
—	1 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had a Shoe Fetish
—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers
—	1 Vote	"WandaVision" Star Emma D'Arcy on Navigating a Patriarchal Westeros

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