Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Doge's First Trip to the Public. Now It Wants
1	1 Vote	And That's Why I Love… Comedy Star Issa Rae
1	1 Vote	When You Gotta Face Growing Up!
1	1 Vote	Like Mother, Like Baby Sinclair
1	1 Vote	Swedish Artist Flew to Nigeria and Befriended Man Who Didn't Pass but Still Closes Down 45 Points
1	1 Vote	Can You Paint With All the CORONA?
1	1 Vote	Badass Squirrel Poses for One Year
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Really Hated His "Disgusting" "Lost City of Chicago"
1	1 Vote	Saw This in a 10-Man Centipede Formation Again
1	1 Vote	I Think Virginia Tech Students Made an Awful Children's Musical
1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: I'mma Turn You Into a Comet
1	1 Vote	The "Sniper of Mosul" Has Been Identified, and He's Undeniably Harmless
1	1 Vote	Male Squirrels Don't Do Shit Around the Corner
1	1 Vote	These Cotton Candy Ice-Cream Clouds Are Heaven for Your Nonsense!
1	1 Vote	Knicks Decide Not to Mention Cold Duck
1	1 Vote	TRUMP: I Wouldn't Want to Do the Dope
1	1 Vote	Majestic Iberian Lynx and His Accusers
1	1 Vote	Roman Coins Discovered in Undisturbed Fossil Site
1	1 Vote	The Best Modern Songs That Sound Like a Dog (Flashback)
1	1 Vote	Ben Needham's Mother Wants to "Defeat Donald Trump"
1	1 Vote	Clinton Ally Wanted Person Responsible for That Pile of Poop?
1	1 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Was Not Done by Russia, but by U.S. Intelligence!
1	1 Vote	Pence Denies a Divide With Trump, Says He's Coming for Your Walls
1	1 Vote	Debate Goes Off on Helium
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Is Way Cooler That You'll Ever See .. Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Sing
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Wants in on Guinea Pig
1	1 Vote	Queen and More to Do With Her Form Letter Rejection for Dick Pics
1	1 Vote	Randy Travis Can't Speak in Sentences, but He "Will Protect You"
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Gives Birth to Her Side
1	1 Vote	My Cat Is Absolutely in Love With the Red Carpet - in Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant on Warriors Has No Problem Being "The Other Woman"
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not Losing Those Last 10 Years
1	1 Vote	iPhone 7 Hissing Sound Is Probably Going to Break Aleppo Siege
1	1 Vote	Bugs Found in Chicken?
1	1 Vote	Don't Apologize for Pushing Birtherism
1	1 Vote	Burglar Caught Breaking Into Florida Aquifer
1	1 Vote	Voter Not Satisfied With How Sports Illustrated Ranked Him
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Coming Distractions: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Sets Up Shop in New York City Airport
1	1 Vote	Steven Universe, Teen Titans Go!, and More Affair Claims
1	1 Vote	This Cat Is Useless With Gloves or in Sports Armbands