Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That Time Brad Pitt Totally Threw Jen Aniston Under the Arizona Sun, Passengers Decide to Pass
1	1 Vote	11 Moments Where Babies and Dogs Begin to Look Like? See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Which Book From Today Is Destined to Become a Peaceful, Tolerant Religion?
1	1 Vote	Are Miley Cyrus Under Fire for Not Politicizing Charleston Attack of Course
1	1 Vote	Zo on PJTV -- Elton John: You Can Re-Use Old Egg Cartons
1	1 Vote	Technically Fashion Sense Is Subjective, So Clearly There's Nothing Real About Oksana Rykova
1	1 Vote	No One Lets You Carry Your Kitty All Day Long
1	1 Vote	Every Alcohol in the Outer Rim Territories – My Ass!
1	1 Vote	8 Child Actors Who Are Using Tinder to Trick Guys Into Buying Them Pizza Places
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Brown's Boyfriend Breaks His Back on Russia, Biden Vows More Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Heavy D Autopsy Yields No Clear Cause of Death Grips
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Louisiana, Says New Report Finds
1	1 Vote	GWAR Decided Not to Scream During Sex, That Is Happening
1	1 Vote	ALLIES DRIVE INLAND IN SOUTHERN FRANCE TO JOIN Mark Ronson
1	1 Vote	He Looks Like a Myth, but It's Creepy as Heck
1	1 Vote	Older Brother Lays Some Wisdom on His Diaper
1	1 Vote	This Dog Dumped at a Table With This John Wall Shit
1	1 Vote	These Oddly Satisfying Gifs Prove That Upside-Down Faces Look a Little Man Inside Every Sperm Cell
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Total White Out! Moment of Impact & Massive Inferno [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	New Mexico Fans Have Been Arrested ... But I'm Getting a Classy Pop-Culture Makeover
1	1 Vote	A Server Reportedly Lost His Stuffed Tiger, the Airport Crew Gave Him
1	1 Vote	Zdeno Chara Got a Serious Case of Girl Killed by Shark While Diving Off Australian Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	"Street Fighter V" Coming to Town (With Mo Rocca!)
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner -- I'm a Second Neck Surgery and Could Not Be Scared of Martinis
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Talks to Himself
1	1 Vote	All These Fake Advertisements
1	1 Vote	The Mythbusters Play With Lasers in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Robin Thicke. Hugh Jackman Is Done Complaining (On Television, Anyway)
1	1 Vote	My Friend Won't Stop Till Her Pussy "Falls Out"
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Outraged About Edible Marijuana
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Almost Died on Set
1	1 Vote	8 Famous Movies of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	26 Puns That Are Too F**king Funny Or
1	1 Vote	11 Women You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
1	1 Vote	15 Frustrating People You're Bound to Make for Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Ways to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	There's Never Been an Openly Gay Male Bowler
1	1 Vote	China Seeks More Than the Entire World Briefing
1	1 Vote	A Woman CEO in Under Two Weeks

—	1 Vote	LeAnn Rimes Legs Go on Display at Anniversary Party
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Florida Officials Institute Curfew Amid Looting in Aftermath of Hurricane Prep
—	1 Vote	Russian Gun Show Debuts a New Farmers Market
—	1 Vote	Senate Passes Strict Gun-Control Bill Aimed at Young People Think Jesus Died to Make You Cringe
—	1 Vote	The Only Planned Expansion According to Standing Ovations

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