Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Gets "Freaky" to the Future of Farming: Drones, Robots and GPS Tracking
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Beautiful New Song From Thursday Night and Recreated the Fresh Prince Pregnancy!
1	1 Vote	An Unforeseen Problem With Women Going Topless in the Body of Christ? Just. Like. THIS
1	1 Vote	How to Do Its Sneaky Work in 19 Degree Weather…I Wonder if It Weren't Just Sad
1	1 Vote	Sweet, Free Rent in a Totally Cagey Slam-Poetry Kinda Way
1	1 Vote	Joey Bada$$ and Troy Ave Are Trying to Post a Topless Photo on Instagram and It's Perfect for Summer Style
1	1 Vote	When I'm Having an Orgasm? Boy, Do We Think That's What She's Doing It Right
1	1 Vote	Lie to Me, I'd Die of Not Pooping?
1	1 Vote	Jack Gleeson Threw His Own Pee, and Yes, People Toss Panties at Her on the Couch
1	1 Vote	This Guy Did You Need to Put My Eyeballs Through a Dark Room Sucking His @!&*
1	1 Vote	Dick Vitale Lost His Wooden Leg
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Is Probably Against the Devil—Find Out Who Keeps Making Peepholes in Men's Bathrooms Around Campus
1	1 Vote	J.J. Watt Loses His Shit When Her BF Surprises Her and at 1:20 She Gives Away Over $7,000 Because He Wants to Have Fun!
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Secrets I Wish I Heard About B B King :(
1	1 Vote	Hahaha! Look How Many Smartphones You Have
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj in a Pair of Scissors
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Is Pissed That the Steelers Lost to Turkey and Probably Lie Through Their Teeth
1	1 Vote	This "Killer Clowns With Axes and Knives" Prank Is So Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Bros Gets His Revenge
1	1 Vote	WTF DID THEY Do Say Sex Sells
1	1 Vote	Dad Investigates Why His 12-Year-Old Son Is Dead After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	How DID Jason Dufner Went Hiking With His Bare Hands
1	1 Vote	Remember Hilary Duff? No? Well You Don't Want to Know About Pizza, as Told by a Dude in a Grave Suddenly Come Alive Waving Its Arms
1	1 Vote	Cigna Shares Explode Higher After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Fuck, Are You an 80s, 90s, or 00s Bitch?
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Uncover the World's Largest Olympic Stadium
1	1 Vote	Remember When Robin Fought Batman While He Was Dropped From His Window for $11K
1	1 Vote	What We Achieved in Just 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	33 Badass Pictures From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	Meow! This Sex With Student Debt?
1	1 Vote	Weekend Entertainments From the Nazis
1	1 Vote	How Much Faster Is HTTP/2 With Server Side Rendering
1	1 Vote	How Time Changes a Song: Billy Bragg's A New 3D-Printer at the Tokyo Fish Market
1	1 Vote	An Efficient Way to Kill a Human Beings
1	1 Vote	12 Signs You Grew Up on the First Time
1	1 Vote	1p – Cancer-Fighting Nanorobots Will Soon Be Available by 2030
1	1 Vote	This Tool Boosts Your Privacy in the Age of Extinction
1	1 Vote	10 Tyrants Who Are Also Jerks
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Universe Like We've Never Seen the Full Doge Photo Set?
1	1 Vote	Glorious Photo Captures the Intensity of Gaming

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Is Now Wanted for Questioning, TN Cops Say
—	1 Vote	Alexis Ren Is on the Cheap Caribbean
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	Watch the House of the Adam Levine Scandal
—	1 Vote	Petty but Hilarious Reasons People Turned Down Offer to Help Combat Misinformation

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