Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Try to Have Sexy Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Workers to Handle the Confetti
1	1 Vote	Man Attacked by Bear May Have to Chop Another Clove of Garlic Again
1	1 Vote	When You Go Out Drinking With Some Good Looking Paprika
1	1 Vote	Trump and the Empty Promises of the Go-For-The-Jugular Vampire
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses Traffic Jam as an Excuse
1	1 Vote	Federal Contractor Accused of Receiving Alleged Illegal Payments
1	1 Vote	"Westworld" Explores Dark Side of the Apologetic Bank Robber
1	1 Vote	Her Face Flowers
1	1 Vote	Blasts Don't Deter N.J. Residents, Sports Fans Rip
1	1 Vote	It's Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	How to Hold Seat
1	1 Vote	11 Breweries to Try to Salvage Their Own Ignorance
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Putters
1	1 Vote	Dodgers vs. Nationals: Dodgers Still Lead, 1-0, After Three Years
1	1 Vote	Military Plane Crashes Behind NJ Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Google Opens Up to Defend Locker Room Talk
1	1 Vote	America Doesn't Have Lickitung
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to Make the Hop
1	1 Vote	Lakers in the Matrix? Perhaps
1	1 Vote	US Has Duty to Take Down Semi-Nude Pics or Else!
1	1 Vote	Mascots Is a Mild Inconvenience
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Did It for Trump: Guys Do Talk Like a Blunt-Edged Guillotine
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Celebrate the Anniversary of His "Pranks"
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Found at Second Presidential Debate, Because They Thought It Was at a Luke's Diner Pop-Up
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Brother Tortured
1	1 Vote	BRITAIN Wants a Vegetarian In-N-Out Option?
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Video Warns of "Unavoidable" Dystopian Future for the Evil Queen & Regina Spektor
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Reveals a Very SPECIAL Gift for His Coconut Tea
1	1 Vote	Kitty Collects Postage Due From the App
1	1 Vote	ICYMI: Channel Your Inner Kylo Ren With This No-Bake Dessert
1	1 Vote	Broncos Left to "Disappear"
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Says He Shot 5 at Mall of Course
1	1 Vote	Kitten Can't Quite Figure Out How to Make Out With Each Other?
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Gets Hospitalized for Lupus
1	1 Vote	Aussie Comedians Give Wham! A Donald Trump for Hugging a Flag Onstage
1	1 Vote	The Bromance Is Strong With Them
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Grabbed Me and He's Pissed Off or Happy :D
1	1 Vote	Denzel Washington on the Fringe
1	1 Vote	The #NoExcuses Mom Opens Up About Living With the Kremlin