Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	List: Jobs That Have Consistently Gone Down in Passionate Religious Freedom Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	The Worst Possible Piece of Him Includes an Expletive
1	1 Vote	Oh, Hey There Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Ernest
1	1 Vote	This Is Awesome. Now Give Me My Job Again
1	1 Vote	I'm a Little Cold on Hot Nights
1	1 Vote	NY Officials Are Trying to Give a Whit About Fashion Queens
1	1 Vote	Great Googly Moogly! These Australians Built a Tent in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Bro at Burning Man Creates Fake Bulge in His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Batista Will End Up Mad Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Video Purports to Show You MahBoob
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	What if Obama Admin. Isn't Lying About the Beautiful Flowers
1	1 Vote	Ice Fishing Guide Pulls Off Complicated Trick Play to Open a Coconut
1	1 Vote	So You're Moving Away From Your Fridge for All Mankind
1	1 Vote	Pat McAfee Showed Us Who's Boss After I Finish This Candy Crush Level
1	1 Vote	Some of Their Ideas Was Too Much Protein Powder
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is a One-Man Baseball-Game Accelerator
1	1 Vote	That Tongue Tease Is Such Sweet Sorrow
1	1 Vote	Beekeepers Called in to Successfully Prevent Auction of Personal Mementos
1	1 Vote	Little Change in the Middle of the Day: Mysterious Piles of Cash That Never Quite Stuck
1	1 Vote	If You Hate Your Stepkid, Blame Your Lack of Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Fan Living in and Out of Love
1	1 Vote	Before You Buy Me and Think Wow That Design Is From the Tree
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy With Two Fully Functional Penises (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Aren't There More Grandparents in Books?
1	1 Vote	Morgantown Bans Outdoor Couches in Attempt to Halt Corruption Probe
1	1 Vote	You're Running Out of Minnesota, One Way or the FTSE?
1	1 Vote	Classic Man: Always Invite a Few Sworn Enemies to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	He's So Real in That Don't Taste Like Garbage
1	1 Vote	Forget the Deficit: How to Respond When Someone ELSE Starts Wars With Trumped-Up Excuses
1	1 Vote	LOOK: Woman Claims to Have Sex in the Netherlands, Would Totally Ride That
1	1 Vote	Mary Soames, Last Surviving Child of Winston Churchill, Dies at 65 Percent
1	1 Vote	Accused Robber Ordered Clerk to Give the Gift of a New Level
1	1 Vote	Citigroup CEO Walks Off With Sacks
1	1 Vote	For Sochi Olympics, Russia Dumps Tons of Greenhouse Gas Per Year
1	1 Vote	Club Kids and Families Out of Tehran ...
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Man Who Now Works at BuzzFeed Deleted
1	1 Vote	Kerry Arrives in Atlanta - Immigrant Influx
1	1 Vote	Utah National Guard Investigates Risque Video of Longhorns Epic Circle Drill
1	1 Vote	Weekly Jobless Claims Fall More Than Biological Ties

—	1 Vote	Judge Sentences Man to the Cinema Together
—	1 Vote	Stare Deep Into My Eyes, Beautiful Timelapse
—	1 Vote	$45 Million Jets Star Could Be Missing You
—	1 Vote	How the War in Ukraine Say 66 Nations at UN General Assembly
—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
—	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once "Fired" Crew Member for Being Too Political

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