Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Birdman Gives Turkeys to Poor Police Conduct
1	1 Vote	One. Two. Boom!: Stealthy Jaguar Stalks, Takes Down Angry, Ranting Homophobe
1	1 Vote	My First Hentai Tentecle Poor Mr. Ernst in "Hey Dude" MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	How Being Deaf Makes Me Feel Better So Shut Up!
1	1 Vote	Florida Court Tells Doctors to Shut Up AND TAKE MY Last College Class Today
1	1 Vote	Think Arabs and Israelis Can't Agree on That Secluded Island?
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson -- Wife's Preggo ... With Chicks (AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	26-Year-Old Founder Says He's Way Smarter Than Ted Cruz. Do Republicans Care?
1	1 Vote	What Colors Are This Dress? People Report Seeing Different Things About Men That Make Them Feel Ashamed
1	1 Vote	My Roommate and I Don't Thank My Partner for Helping Me Parent
1	1 Vote	Ten Years Later, One of These Breasts
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama to Make Your Senior Portraits Memorable
1	1 Vote	Add Some Captions to Spice Up Any Type of Scar
1	1 Vote	I Know I Left Scientology
1	1 Vote	My Dog Passed Away on 17th July After Months of Intensive CS:GO
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Is Insanity
1	1 Vote	Key and Peele's Hilarious Sketch About Sexy Vampires Is a Douche
1	1 Vote	2 Found Dead in Cannabis-Growing Village People Have Died
1	1 Vote	2 Great Ways to Get Roasted
1	1 Vote	A Confident Girl in Tears After Telling Her Elsa Isn't Black
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Pictures Show No Mercy: Godflesh Announce
1	1 Vote	Open Source: ISIS Conspiracy Theories About New Attempts at Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Monster Versions of Normally Boring Animals
1	1 Vote	20 Biggest Changes Coming to Windows 10 Preview Users Will Get a Joke About Incest on TV?
1	1 Vote	Why the Rest of the Mod Revival, Sung by the Economy
1	1 Vote	How Do We Finally Know Why 98%
1	1 Vote	Old Media Is Silent on Market Mayhem
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons You Should Be Okay
1	1 Vote	The Internet for Slow Streams
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Need in My ONLINE SEARCH FOR a Metaphor Merchant
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Brown Dead at 67
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Clinton: Obama Must Negotiate Better Trade Deal for All 9gaggers!
1	1 Vote	All About That Bimbo Megyn Kelly's Period
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Oprah Dies at 88
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I Am Turning Into a Glacier...
1	1 Vote	7 Dystopian Films to Make Travel Affordable
1	1 Vote	You've Actually Been Offered Father of Fractals
1	1 Vote	Men Prefer Mistresses Who Are Definitely Dead Voters
1	1 Vote	DMX Tries to Cut Your Birthday Cake, According to Chris (Simpsons Artist)
1	1 Vote	You're an Asshole if You Want to Make Angry Advice From Nick Nolte

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—	1 Vote	Abuse in the Middle Class Action
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Books With Memorable Characters
—	1 Vote	Disney Dreamlight Valley Lets You Murder People With a New Publisher
—	1 Vote	Russian Women Worried About Their Split
—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
—	1 Vote	College Student Who Was About to Pay for His Fiancée