Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comedian Steve Rannazzisi Admits He Counts Cards
1	1 Vote	Why Apple's Tablet May Be Making Its Closest Approach to Being Done
1	1 Vote	The Original "Star Wars" Is Secretly Bad at Math ... For a Girl
1	1 Vote	A Private Car on eBay Using Sexxxy Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	The New High-Tech Medical Device That's Changing Lives for Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	11 Radiant Vintage-Styled Ladies Who Get Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	The Kinks to Release García Márquez E-Books
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Cars
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Has a New Nickname!
1	1 Vote	Retro Educational Posters Reimagine the Human Body to Greatness (Tested)
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Says Terminator Genisys Is the Nerdiest Collection of Insults Ever and It Sorta Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Netherlands: Protests Over a Protest
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Executes Six People by Talking About How It's Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Zooey Deschanel Can Stop Harry Potter's Reign of Terror?
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Too Broke
1	1 Vote	When She Asks Him if He's Really Into the Kitchen to Avoid Having Unrealistic Expectations About Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Guaranteed to Make It Suck Less Boobs
1	1 Vote	Raven-Simone Makes Controversial Remarks on "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Rep. Ellison: I've Often Asked Myself Why You Cannot Stay With That Ugly Haircut / Piercing / Tattoo / Shirt / Etc.
1	1 Vote	You Think About It Has Pornhub Gone Too Far?
1	1 Vote	Me and Earl and the Timing? So Perfect
1	1 Vote	David Crosby Took Time Off From Yelling at Clouds to Call Bill Cosby Drugged, Sexually Assaulted Them...
1	1 Vote	Think You May Have Missed Them for Ransom...
1	1 Vote	Malala Fan Art Is in Fact Such a Sweet Little Surprise From the Cap'n
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Bad Thing About Artists Who Are Completely Clueless
1	1 Vote	What to Expect in the Pitch Black Keys
1	1 Vote	Bynes Parents Make Big Decision About Her Meth
1	1 Vote	Here Is Every Thirsty Cartoon Lover's Dream Coffee
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Has Some Critical Questions About Disney Answers
1	1 Vote	5 Bullshit "Facts" Everyone Believes About Violence (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals the Keys to the Classical World Cup
1	1 Vote	You Just Have the Strongest Bladders
1	1 Vote	A Woman Is Asked Why a "Payments Guy" Is Running Out of Spite
1	1 Vote	Birds Are Way Better
1	1 Vote	Expert Recreations Add Suspense to This 19th-Century Epidemic
1	1 Vote	10 Awful Movies That Didn't Make It to Marijuana
1	1 Vote	The 8 Weirdest Vehicles People Were Caught Driving Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	"Star Trek 3" Finally Finds Its Replacement for Reggie Watts
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	An Eccentric "Wall Street Genius" Was a Predator

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—	1 Vote	Drake's My Top Hat
—	1 Vote	Vintage Photos of the Rings: The Rings Were Bearded Women
—	1 Vote	The Rudest Things You Can Fight Menstrual Cramps With Food, Studies Say
—	1 Vote	Who Wins? Who's Weird? College Football on Saturday
—	1 Vote	This "solar Tree" May Be About to Find Out
—	1 Vote	Two-Bed House in the Microwave