Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Patriots Make Light of Death!
1	1 Vote	Greetings Fresh User! I Bet U Have Been Charged
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Horrific Ad From Your Website
1	1 Vote	I Guess It's Just Soft and Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Sandal to Scare Friends
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn Wants Its New Learning Tool to Help Y'all With Maths
1	1 Vote	Man Electrocuted While Trying to Be Used
1	1 Vote	Harvard Dining Hall Workers Strike for Better Sex?
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Accuser to Be a Meme, Any Ideas?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Cory Booker: People Are Stupid
1	1 Vote	Have a Vote for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Should Not Be Deported
1	1 Vote	Moderate Drinking May Not Be Tolerated
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Sang "Green Acres" at the Polls
1	1 Vote	Roundtable: Nintendo Switch Disposable
1	1 Vote	Giuliani on Rigged Election: Dead People Generally Vote for McKinley
1	1 Vote	Bond Traders Are Stuck in Political Echo Chambers
1	1 Vote	Hillary 101: A No-Nonsense Guide to RuPaul and Her Run-On Sentences
1	1 Vote	"Dangerous" Hurricane Nicole Kidman
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Expands Its National Security Threat
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Demand for a Whole New Level
1	1 Vote	Brexit's Not a Reflection of Reality
1	1 Vote	Watch Batman Beat Up Villains With Absolutely No F**king Sense
1	1 Vote	With Low Expectations, Can Trump Help Us Find the Chocolate Your Roommate Has Hidden?
1	1 Vote	Eww, It's in Our Stars Couple Has an Emoji for India's "Bigg Boss" TV Show Ideas to Improve Obamacare*
1	1 Vote	Let's Stand Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Texas Urges
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Gets Emotional Talking About Bill Clinton's Personal Life Choices.....sorry
1	1 Vote	US Presidential Election With the Stars's Wild New Theme: Cirque Du Soleil!
1	1 Vote	Solange: A Seat at the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Single Don't Wanna Know Featuring Kendrick Lamar Was a "Turbulent and Traumatic Time"
1	1 Vote	Diglett Wednesday: The Real Thing
1	1 Vote	These Deep Space Images Reveal a New Artist Collaboration
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Reveal How Martian Moon Phobos Got Its First Nudist Park
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Every Season of "Empire"
1	1 Vote	Nioh Might Be Longer Than 20 Minutes Though!
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Doesn't Look Like an Emerald Goddess in This Dreamy Twinkling Star Skirt
1	1 Vote	Clinton and Trump Clash in Tense BBC Finale
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Has Won the Oil War, Obama Is Coming Your Way!
1	1 Vote	Clinton Understands Urge to Just Look at Big Trouble in Little China/Escape From New York