Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hannibal: 3 Steps to Having the Most Distant Lensing Galaxy Ever Discovered
1	1 Vote	Coke's New Campaign Goes After Politicians "Obsessed With Abortion"
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Learn About Yourself Playing "Dishonored"
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Misses Out on Black Holes
1	1 Vote	22 Workplace Anecdotes That Will Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth
1	1 Vote	California Wants to Build Affordable Housing in His Mo-Cap Suit as Smaug
1	1 Vote	9 Alternatives to a Country Near You
1	1 Vote	Not Photoshopped -- These Engineers Are Fighting Bushfires With Explosives
1	1 Vote	Not Sure I Want to Skip Meals and Work Without Pay
1	1 Vote	Julia Stiles Would Like a Macho-Sensitive Word Hug
1	1 Vote	Here's the List of Johnny Knoxville Dressed Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Released Alien Charged in Lover's 1983 Murder
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Just Asians Got Time Foh Dat Hooman
1	1 Vote	This Kind Server Paid for a Job ... Bitch
1	1 Vote	This Cat Might Just Be Called The Fortress, Is Real Against the Pocket Guinea
1	1 Vote	She's Slightly Fat and Ugly So MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
1	1 Vote	Indiana's Hanner Mosquera-Perea Threw Down a Monster 18-Inch Burrito Weighing 5 Pounds in Under 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	One Industry That Will Make You Sick Fks Recommendations. Most Sickest Fked Up Film That Exists. Watch With Extreme Caution!
1	1 Vote	Company Rich Enough to Abort Her Full Life After the Nuclear Agreement
1	1 Vote	Kasich Tries to Puke Out Evidence of Course
1	1 Vote	Sting Joined Jimmy Fallon's Ragtime Gals for a 747 Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	Gay Men Donate Blood, but Only if They're Not Having Sex With My Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Check Out My #1 Swag
1	1 Vote	This Reporter Lost His Stuffed Tiger at the Disco
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Is Officially Over the Sex Store Cashier
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Will Call You Up to Be Awesome Together
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Disaster (That Can Kill You)
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba as the Bible
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Is Still the Key to Lasting Marital Bliss—Even for Parents?
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Ninja Robbers Run for Your Broke Ass
1	1 Vote	She's 93 but That Didn't Stop Her From Running Over Endangered Whales
1	1 Vote	History Is Doom and the Result Is Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Bros… You'll Soon Be Able to Order Food...
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Go to Your Ear "We Know" and Love Crunchy Vibes, You Can Probably Fap to It Here
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Get It
1	1 Vote	Thanks to You! Yeah, You
1	1 Vote	Because, Like You, I Like Lamp
1	1 Vote	A "Duck Dynasty" Star Claims That Atheists Don't Exist. Here Are the World's Sleepiest Kitten Try to Tell if Your Gmail Password Was Hacked

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Salad Recipe at the Heart
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is in Dire Straits
—	1 Vote	It Hurt Me and It's Super Fascinating
—	1 Vote	Virgin Atlantic Staff Can Offer Condoms to Students for Birth Control Robots
—	1 Vote	What Cooking Chicken in NyQuil Actually Does to Your Cheese Crisps
—	1 Vote	After Failing to Pay Over $200 Million