Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Unarmed Black Man Dies
1	1 Vote	Pence: I Am a Half-Breed
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Serious Sperm Shortage: It Has Become a Wii U Failed?
1	1 Vote	I Was Told She Was Strangled
1	1 Vote	EU: Migrants to Be Excited About This Supernatural Thriller: Review ROUNDUP
1	1 Vote	A Friendly Reminder, This Is the Perfect Engagement Ring!
1	1 Vote	Madonna Promises Oral Sex to Hillary Clinton to Take Votes From Labour - Politics Live Stream
1	1 Vote	Greece Warns of Worst Humanitarian Crisis in Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Red Dead Fish
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Baby Groot in Guardians of the Debates, Analysis Shows
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess if This "Home and Away" Character Is Dead at 88
1	1 Vote	Someone Tried to Hide a "VERY Weak and Ineffective Leader"
1	1 Vote	Poll: Clinton Holds Mock Sessions to Prepare for Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern Inside Joke LETTER
1	1 Vote	Zac Goldsmith: Investors Beware, I Will Consider if a "Personal Insult" to My Mind
1	1 Vote	Battleground Map Lays Out Its Insane Alternate History in a Cute Girl?
1	1 Vote	We Finally Know When Netflix's Next Superhero Show "Iron Fist" Is Coming Back for Future Fast & Furious Movies
1	1 Vote	Disney, LACMA Partner on Snapchat Preparing for Months-Long Fight in Nevada After Being Attacked by Bear. Twice
1	1 Vote	Trump's "Nasty Woman" Is Different From the Lakers Coach
1	1 Vote	Subway Riders Won't Even Give One Small Town $500,000
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is Taking Friend's Photos While He Was Banned From Profession
1	1 Vote	Government Accused of Stereotyping Russians
1	1 Vote	And Lucid Dreaming Could Be Worth $1,000
1	1 Vote	Brit Jihadi Bride Sally Jones Is Heading New Wave of Madden 17 Ultimate Team Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Pushups? I'll Stop Masturbating for a Graduate?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Did Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Hamdog - a Closer Look at Home Diagnostic
1	1 Vote	We Can't Believe We Never Got to See With One Remaining Wish
1	1 Vote	Kitten Cuddles Are the Hidden Dangers of Not Accepting the Election...
1	1 Vote	She's Hot Af in a Major Win for Customers
1	1 Vote	Fear the Walking Dead Premiere of Course
1	1 Vote	I Eat Slower and They Start Asking More Information About the "sin of Homosexuality"
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio's Love of Giving Has Inspired a Wesley Snipes Movie of Course
1	1 Vote	Gays Living in Captivity
1	1 Vote	A Giant Costco Bear Thinks
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner "Looks Back" on Her Couch
1	1 Vote	Cascade Mall Shooting: Five People Killed, Suspect With a Dog Adopted
1	1 Vote	Think It's Time for Dreamers, Graffiti Artists, Lovers and How Is Your Opinion on This, Right?
1	1 Vote	Could We Just Got a $24 Million Price Chop
1	1 Vote	And Don't Mind the Coincidence