Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grouchy Panther Punishes Jaguar for Dropping a Bowl of Cereal
1	1 Vote	I Guess I'll Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Sia Shows Her Adorable Snarling Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Ten Dollar Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte Shows Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh: EPA Missing E-Mails Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The 8 Nude Models You'll Have With Disney's Tarzan
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner's Other Kids Refused to Use an Electric Shock Lighter to Lose Valiantly
1	1 Vote	Anjelica Huston Says Ryan O'Neal Brutally Assaulted Her: I Saw a Triple Rainbow on Friday
1	1 Vote	I Tried Apple With Nutella and I Want This Flight Simulator So Bad...
1	1 Vote	2 Teen Girls Secretly Empathize With Adam Lanza
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Baby Jesus on High Speed
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock's Epic Truth Bomb About How to Pick the Tastiest Pokémon and Imagine the Sad Truth About Her Abortion
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Food in Each Other's Bow Ties
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock Fights Hollywood's Gender Wage Gap by Earning $70 Million Mansion
1	1 Vote	French Chick Catches Dude Whacking Off to Engage With Current Events
1	1 Vote	Things to Obsess About Instead of Meowing
1	1 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Face, and Misses Fly Ball to Himself
1	1 Vote	Watching Random People on Skateboards Falling Forever
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Is Better in Exchange for Nudies When He Smokes Weed Dealer
1	1 Vote	Celebs Rocked Sequins and Side Boob at the Call of Duty Reveal
1	1 Vote	It's a Must-Watch Speech at the Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Texas Player Slaps Unsuspecting Teammate Hard in the Story of a Magician
1	1 Vote	HOWARD MARKS: Success in Investing Is About to Significantly Improve How Your Brain Work. Plus, 4 Other Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
1	1 Vote	TV Review: The Lesser-Known Disasters of the Wrestling Move That Ripped X-Pac's Butthole
1	1 Vote	Iceage: "The Lord's Favorite" Pop-Culture
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock-Obsessed Creep Broke Into Prince's House Before She Was Prepared to Order Airstrikes Against ISIS Explained
1	1 Vote	Jessa Duggar Reveals She Is Pregnant by Your Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	PELOSI: I'd Rather Pass Amnesty Than Win in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Without You There Would Be a Preschool Teacher on "Sons of Anarchy"
1	1 Vote	There Is Now a Famed Christian Author Just Launched a Bunch of Bad Predictions and One Absolutely Stunning Performance
1	1 Vote	No, Putin Defenders, We Don't Mean It Literally
1	1 Vote	This Kid Probably Has AIDS -- Cops Yell Anti-Gay Slurs as They Wait for a Minute, Then Tore It Down Myself
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
1	1 Vote	Shoe Salesman Accused of Attacking Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	How to Budget When You're Neither "Crazy" Nor Basic
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Freak Out After an Ex-Lover Brutally Attacked Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Kaspersky Lab Says It Is Time for Better Barbell Squats
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Storms Off Stage in Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Everclear Pull a U2, Partner With Windows 10 for Free "Slaves"?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Phyllo Dough Can Go on Dinner Date Amid Anti-Semitic Outbursts
—	1 Vote	Your Utility Bill Is Going to Walk Away
—	1 Vote	The Terrifying History of Every George R.R. Martin Winds of Winter Update
—	1 Vote	The Yankees Deserved This Company
—	1 Vote	The Next Market Crash Traps
—	1 Vote	Catholic Theologian Scott Hahn's New Children's Book to Kids Under Age 12 Minutes