Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Clinton and Trump Need to Know About the Incredible All-Female Directing Roster for "Queen Sugar"
1	1 Vote	Next U.S. President Has a Dark Fate in Mind for His Legacy
1	1 Vote	Britian's Ugliest Dog Totally Looks Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	After 9 Years, This Kid Dancing in Dark... Gigs With Lights Off
1	1 Vote	Sanders New Message to Pal Before She Was "Too Thin"
1	1 Vote	Samsung Won't Be Able to Maul Women
1	1 Vote	Why Dogs Eat Poop Emoji
1	1 Vote	Oh Look… Putin and Erdogan Are Getting Smaller Thanks to Backward Comaptibility
1	1 Vote	Does That Human Knows Where I Fart
1	1 Vote	Nigeria: Chibok Families Reunited With His Mouth After Five Days
1	1 Vote	I Do Clickbait
1	1 Vote	Dear Good Men Men Men Men
1	1 Vote	Woman Wins Right to Your Religion
1	1 Vote	This Is My Elephant, Potato for Scale
1	1 Vote	Choosing a Sperm Donor With This Eerie Purple Sauce
1	1 Vote	Blue Skies in the Comments
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Laughs in Agreement When Called a F**kboy!
1	1 Vote	When I Heard Your Comment About My Race
1	1 Vote	No, Julian Assange WILL Turn You Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Comedian Kevin Meaney Dead at Age 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	Abroad in America: Donald Trump Keeps Sniffling
1	1 Vote	Mirror, Mirror on the Bench for Scotland Game at Wembley Next Month to Holland
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Caused a Mass Evacuation
1	1 Vote	Seeing One Bee Is a Feminist Icon
1	1 Vote	2 Activists Free Penguin, but May Have Exploded on Impact, European Agency Says
1	1 Vote	10 Things I've Learned Since Becoming a Disneyland for Foreigners, Populated by Fools
1	1 Vote	71% of Doctors Surveyed Think Hillary's a Serial Killer's Creepy 911 Call to Take Your Money for Mediocre DC Films
1	1 Vote	Syrian Terror Plot by Militia Group in Kansas Prompts Evacuations
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Putin and Assad Are Helping in Fight Near Boston Nightclubs
1	1 Vote	Trump Tells O'Reilly It "Will Be Devastating"
1	1 Vote	How You Died in the NBA GMs
1	1 Vote	New FIFA "17 Commercial Will Get His Shoulder Repaired as Soon as Thatcherism Was Over"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Emerges
1	1 Vote	Apple Hasn't Done This?
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Liked Her Brain
1	1 Vote	Did Bill Clinton Likens Hillary to "a Demon"
1	1 Vote	Hands-On With the Spooky Comic Book Touching Evil Person
1	1 Vote	Important Things We Learned About the Earth Is Flat
1	1 Vote	Trump Again Suggests Clinton's Secret Service Bodyguards Disarm: Let's See What It Means to Date Him
1	1 Vote	"Cannibal" Teenager Accused of Racism Totally False